LMFAO ! Beyonce’s original music inspired a myriad of fan videos and Vines, but none of them come close to being as creative as this one. Beyoncé (feat. Jay-Z) “Drunk in Love” Unofficial Emoji Video from JESSE HILL on Vimeo . Some folks have a WHOLE lotta time on their hands.
You can all stop holding your breath now! George Zimmerman–the unofficial neighborhood watch captain who was charged, but not convicted of fatally shooting unarmed teen,…
Being the > Teen Mom Farrah Abraham hub of the internet, you know the unofficial fan club that I am president of, I feel obligated to post this Charlie Sheen letter to her, that I can assume was designed by both their PR teams, to generate some buzz for both of them…and I am OK with that, because I love the bottom feeding cries for attention, especially cuz it comes with amazing porn….that isn’t that great…but great to me…from the way she fucks and squirt and takes it up the ass cuz she’s learned her lesson getting pregnant the first time, even though it made her famous, to the fact that it shows us just what fame does to a slut… I’m a fan… “hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua; I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn. your daughter must be so proud. please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life. oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow. bye! cs. I think he coulda done better…. To see the highlight reel of her sex tape FOLLOW THIS LINK
Spring Breaker Ashley Benson is pulling a Tara Reid and taking her movie character of being part of the perpetual, bikini clad, vacation party, and turning it into real fucking life, because here she is in Cancun, the gateway to a life filled with traveling the world, doing drugs, dancing half naked, and pretty much having an awesome existence, until she turns 40 and realizes she’s fucking 40. Or maybe, she’s just on vacation, but why Cancun, America’s college frat sewer, filled with shitty hotels, shitty parties, and date rape. She’s got money now, she could be anywhere, but she chooses here. I guess the real question is why I’m analyzing the travel plans of some low level celebrity, who wasn’t even that great in her dirty bikini for Spring Breakers, and she wasn’t even great in her threesome scene, because the movie was ultimately not great….when I should just be lookin at her bikini pics….cuz she looks better now than she did then….and I guess I’m into self improvement as long as that self improvement is about her bikini body. Seriously, them titties are hot. Here’s her keek.
I think I posted some of these Miley Cyrus for Elle pics, because I am the unofficial Miley Cyrus Fan Club, where all we do is Miley all the fucking time, like we were brain washed into this shit thanks to her bra-less, hairless, hormone therapy making her look like jailbait into her 30s ways. These pics may not be all that hot, spread asshole, or fun, but you know what, to me and my delusion Miley Fan ways, they couldn’t be any fucking better. That’s all I have to say about that…I’ve said too much.
If you have deep pockets (and hopefully a lifetime supply of B12), you can now own a piece of Jersey Shore history. Snooki is selling her car on eBay. Her Cadillac Escalade has fetched bids in excess of $77,000! The pink-trimmed Cadillac Escalade is truly one of a kind. The ad reads, “This 2011 Cadillac Escalade is currently owned by Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi . It is the actual car that she has driven in many of her TV appearances.” “This is not a vehicle that you can buy every day.” The ad also indicates that the car has been custom designed to the new mom’s specific specs; custom wheels, ambient lighting, and “hot pink” trim. The car auction was seemingly started by a friend of Snooki’s, who has also reminds buyers that “it is an opportunity to own a piece of pop culture history!” Snooki has even autographed the hood of the car. The auction was posted with the title “2011 Cadillac Escalade ext” with the car based in Marlboro, N.Y. The highest bid is currently listed as $77,510. No word if Sitch’s boxers are also for sale.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt was not one of the 2013 Oscar winners . But he would’ve been, if Best Photo Bomb was a category: Well done, JGL. So very well played sir. Hall of Fame worthy. Other unofficial Academy Award winners from Sunday … Best Fashion: Jessica Chastain Oscar dress . Top Viral Moment: Jennifer Lawrence falls . Most “WTH” Dressed: Anne Hathaway. Most Stoned: Kirsten Stewart.
When recruiting my hooker last night, I was wandering the streets as I do, because the best hookers are the ones who don’t have pimps…but more importantly, don’t have internet access….I saw girls still dressed up for Halloween…wondering if it was the tail end, walk of shame, still jacked on Speed affect of the holiday….or if girls just can’t let go of dressing up slutty making it a week long event…I realized it didn’t matter…cuz they were doing it… So yeah, it’s November 2, yeah fuck Halloween that shit is dead to me, but I’ll still look at pics of girls in Costume….cuz girls in costumes are fun to look at. Here’s Emma Roberts….showing some cleavage…..and I approve.
I already posted these pics of Miranda Kerr in Esquire…because I am the unofficial most relevant site when it comes to models, celebrities and sluts, on the internet…according to me and my 2 readers, one of which is a virgin in India and the other is some pervert applying lipstick who wants me dead…. But in being the most relevant site for this kind of thing on the internet that no one cares about….I am forced to update you with more Miranda Kerr ass in sheer nighties…. Cuz that shit wasn’t in the first round…but I am pretty glad it happened….and here it is.
Britney Spears is NOT ready for the end of summer. The pop star has made this clear with a couple of bikini photos of late, and while we share that sentiment, Labor Day is really only the unofficial end … especially if you live in SoCal with its year-round warmth and sunshine. But we get the point. “Having some fun in the sun… don’t want summer to be over” she Tweeted yesterday afternoon, presenting this pic to more than 19,900,000 followers: The previous Britney Spears bikini pic we posted expressed a similar view of life. With the X Factor starting up, she is going to be much busier soon. Speaking of, check out the new Britney-centric promo. Dare we say it … our girl looks like she might be pretty entertaining on the Fox competition: