It is Spring Break…and what better public service announcement is there than a picture of the spokesperson, the icon, the Spring Break, a girl who once had everything, celebrity and fame, who got sucked up in the first class tickets, first class hotels, VIP room life…the perpetual party girl, fuck this acting life, let me get drunk at bottle service…until one day realizing that she looks like a deflated, yet bloated, AIDS ridden, yet sloppy, pile of shit, that only a life of party can do to you… It is fascinating that she had a career, she had work, people loved her and thought she was hot as fuck, yet instead of just making more shitty movies and more money, she just decided to destroy her body at another shitty party…night after night…until turning into what must be a zombie, clearly dead on the inside…and the outside looks like it’s in tow… I mean, I don’t know what I am looking at, but for some reason, I want to do body shots off of it.. The post Tara Reid Failed Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
