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Reese Witherspoon Big 40 Year Old Mom Tits in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on March 2, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The barely interesting thing about Reese Witherspoon is that she’s turning 40. That she’s a mom of a bunch of kids.. The actual interesting thing about Reese Witherspoon is that she’s a vapid twat, with 100s of millions of dollars, who plays country bumpkin, drunk cop patronizing brat, to keep them all on her side…because people are half retarded…..yet the world thinks she’s the good old Christian girl. She got knocked up on set of her first movie, got married, got rich and famous…not so southern, wholesome or Christian…but she plays accessible. She’s married her agent, who together book her only the best jobs, and who together, are fucking the system…. I mean that and her cameltoe..that fucking cameltoe is professional pant eating pussy… Her bikini tits aren’t bad either..for a 40 year old…but then again, even at 20 she was just fucking average….in fact at 20 she had a 40 year old body…and has been pretty constant with that…which is weird…but it happened… The post Reese Witherspoon Big 40 Year Old Mom Tits in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Keat Mel Twerks of the Day

Posted on February 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

KEAT MEL is the kind of girl you’d want to hire to perform at your kid’s birthday party, you know to distract you from the fat and old moms, and to give you an affordable performance, because twerking contests or pro twerkers isn’t really that big of a business, like amateur magician or the guy with the petting zoo, only in booty shorts….and these people need the work…and I guess in Keat Mel’s case, they may also need the greencard with the whole being Russian and by default a mail order bride, just ask Irina Shayk…. This girl is a professional twerker and that alone will revolutionize your day… The post Keat Mel Twerks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora’s Sloppy Tits for L’Official Russia of the Day

Posted on February 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rita Ora bores me, but she is really getting herself out there. She’s attending all the key worldy events, like fashion week bullshit in DUBAI…. She really loves using her tits….to get noticed…for the paparazzi or really for anyone – just hoping that one day – she’ll be Rihanna…. (TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE ) She got fully naked for LUI…like she was Rihanna….because all she wants…so bad..is to be Rihanna… And now she’s in L’Official Russia. I guess she figures the more exposure, the more people will care, because people are lazy and if they see a bitch over and over and over they’ll just assume she matters and at 25, it’s not too late for her to be an actual popstar, even though we can’t quite figure out anything she’s done up until this point, or why she even exists…. I mean she did fuck a Kardashian (the brother) to get some exposure, and then Calvin Harris of Taylor Swift fame…she fucking works the scene aggressively…and maybe, just maybe it will finally hit for her…in the mean time…here she is flashing her bra… The post Rita Ora’s Sloppy Tits for L’Official Russia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on November 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Selena Gomez is the Worst…and this is a cheesy fucking shoot she’s in because she’s cheesy as fuck…you know when not milking her chemotherapy to sell records…or hanging out with Taylor Swift to try to be as relevant because clearly she knows she’s a talentless hack who needs to suck up to people who actually sell records…in hopes it spills over like it was Bieber’s sperm spilling out of her vagina… Here’s her nipple at the airport…which is exciting…I guess… The post Selena Gomez Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ruby Rose for GQ of the Day

Posted on November 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ruby Rose decided to be a girl in GQ, because she’s a girl, despite playing a dyke and or “trans man”….inspiring straight-ish girls to cut their hair like her..so that the entire world can look like Bieber…all thanks to a TV show…because people are wear as fuck and do what TV tells them to do…even though we’re more media savvy and know better… So here she is being a leader of the gender bending world…because it was a nice hook for her to use as a marketing platform – that converted for her….convert gender to convert into sales, make that money…and I guess once you’re there…..you can get in your panties and pretend it’s all part of your plight…when really it’s just being basic… The post Ruby Rose for GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Agdal Holiday Campaign of the Day

Posted on November 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Michael Kors is a Huge fucking brand….so I wonder why the hired such a bootleg model…or why they did such a shitty video…or why it only has 2,000 views… Knowing they probably paid 250,000 dollars to 1,000,000 dollars for this…makes me want to hunt down the marketing person, lock them in my fucking basement, and let them die a long, drawn out, death…they deserve for being such fucking clowns, who lack creativity, vision, and even their “safe”…bullshit, fucking sucks… If you use a hooker who makes 10,000 dollars a year like Nina Agdal, use her like the fucking hooker she is… If you’re looking to build out your brand, do something interesting, even do something different…do something different.. It doesn’t mean “get naked girls shoving iphones in their assholes”…something we know Nina Agdal would do.. It does mean using your fucking money smarter and doing something interesting… There is so much waste in the world…wasted money, wasted opportunity…and I am only posting this because it fucking sucks…not because Michael Kors paid me 100,000 dollars to post it…ya know… Fuckers…and their downs syndrome looking models… The post Nina Agdal Holiday Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katy Perry for H*M Holiday of the Day

Posted on November 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wonder how much H&M paid Katy Perry to create a song for their Holiday campaign, and to create a music video for their Holiday campaign, but I am going to assume it was a fucking lot.. I am not sure if you realize what I am saying here….H&M hired Katy Perry to create a jingle for them, to star in a commercial for them, which is some serious fucking selling out… Here I though that Katy Perry was an artist, with artistic integrity, so committed to her art..that she’d never cash in as aggressively as possible, making her make even more money that Taylor Swift did, like some kind of commodity.. I never thought that the daughter of an evangelist, scamming religious people, you know real believers into making him money, would be anything but someone doing her hustle for the love of performing.. There was no way she was cashing in on a viral song “I Kissed a Girl”…that resulted in strategic moves that allow her to still exist…Because as you know, Katy Perry is a fucking scam, she’s got big tits, but she can’t sing, she can’t dance, but people buy into her cartoon like movement, product…because people are mprons…and believe she’s more than just a puppet used to sell product. At least she looks like she’s having fun, while winning as a badly dancing monkey…because why would she be be anything but having fun…making millions in one afternoon… It’s so fucking Crazy….no, H&M didn’t pay me to post this, but I wish they did, because like Katy Perry, I want to sellout too… The post Katy Perry for H*M Holiday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Scout Willis and Tallulah Willis Hipster Bush Together of the Day

Posted on November 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Scout Willis and Tallulah Willis are the more “hipster” trust fund kids created in the womb that you didn’t know Demi Moore had, due to all the plastic surgery and how weird and alien the hot bodied, potato headed older one, Rumer..was before she followed her mother’s plastic surgery lead… So in being the trust fund, pretend to be an artist…but not quite an artist…who surrounds herself with what I guess she assumes are artists…even though art is dead, it doesn’t exist and everything trying to be obscure and different, is just clickbait with the intention of getting likes, views, and going viral – because people like likes…especailly when they already have money So why not pose bottomless, like a hipster model, with your sister, in what looks like a hipster instagram shoot, some instagram magazine will pick up and give fake credibility to… It’s really just attention seeking, but my kind of attention seeking and I just wonder if their real stepfather Ashton Kutcher is jerking off to this..even though he’s gay.. I call this shoot, Die Hard with Thanks It’s Not Rumer Willis Striptease of the Day… The post Scout Willis and Tallulah Willis Hipster Bush Together of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Julie Benz in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on November 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Julie Benz is. I just know she was on Dexter and more importantly Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and that’s the kind of show that creepy virgin loser dudes were absolutely obsessed with…meaning this Julie Benz, now well into her 40s, is the other Sara Michelle Gellar…that I guess in nerd chatrooms got drafted for fantasy marriages in the nerd fantasy marriage leagues because she wasn’t always 40 and didn’t always look like she was 40… Not that her being 40 will deter any of her fans…her fans or Buffy fans are still obsessed with the show, they still have the box set on their nerd shelf…and one unopened in their nerd vault, because nerds… Meaning this chick has made so many dudes jerk off…some dudes think they are married to her…and other dudes dream of marrying her…because people, especailly Buffy Fans are fucking weird… HEre’s the bikini pics.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Julie Benz in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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