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Agent Provocateur Launches Swim of the Day

Posted on November 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Malcolm Mclaren, the Sex Pistol’s manager who posted bail for Sid Vicous before his mother injected him with a lethal dose of heroin…..had a kid with Vivianne Westwood, a fashion designer who basically dressed the punk rock band in the 70s, because Punk is so Punk that they care about designer clothing and making millions…you know the least punk thing possible… They had a kid…and that kid who was clever enough to say “Hey, these brands of lingerie aren’t authentic to the history of hosiery…they aren’t as sexy or amazing as lingerie was in the 1920s…how can we be 80 years older but our under garments are just throwaway walmart quality shit…when lingerie should be sexy…I know, I’ll use mommy’s money and make a brand of very expensive lingerie that instagram models everywhere will make their sugar daddy’s buy for them…because people love expensive things…”.. Well, Agent Provocateur has branched out into swimsuits…now that they are the biggest and baddest brand in panties…why not take on swim.. Here’s their lookbook…get ready for these to pollute your instagram feed… The post Agent Provocateur Launches Swim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Agent Provocateur Launches Swim of the Day

Posted on November 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Malcolm Mclaren, the Sex Pistol’s manager who posted bail for Sid Vicous before his mother injected him with a lethal dose of heroin…..had a kid with Vivianne Westwood, a fashion designer who basically dressed the punk rock band in the 70s, because Punk is so Punk that they care about designer clothing and making millions…you know the least punk thing possible… They had a kid…and that kid who was clever enough to say “Hey, these brands of lingerie aren’t authentic to the history of hosiery…they aren’t as sexy or amazing as lingerie was in the 1920s…how can we be 80 years older but our under garments are just throwaway walmart quality shit…when lingerie should be sexy…I know, I’ll use mommy’s money and make a brand of very expensive lingerie that instagram models everywhere will make their sugar daddy’s buy for them…because people love expensive things…”.. Well, Agent Provocateur has branched out into swimsuits…now that they are the biggest and baddest brand in panties…why not take on swim.. Here’s their lookbook…get ready for these to pollute your instagram feed… The post Agent Provocateur Launches Swim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr’s Halloween Shoot for Snapchat Founder and Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Posted on September 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess it only makes sense that Miranda Kerr would do a fun photoshoot for Harper’s Bazaar, the Halloween Issue… Shot by Terry Richardson, I guess in efforts to cater or impress her young Billionaire who “created” snapchat back when trying to get girls to send nudes and “I promise I’ll delete it”…wasn’t convincing enough…so he went to the drawing bored, and said “self destruct pictures, that area all saved on my servers, so I can cross reference and see the world’s nudes, and they won’t know anything of it, because people are retards and only understand their user interface and not back-end programming, and that will make me rich, since everyone is a pervert voyeur/exhibitionist, and then I’ll get to fuck models like Miranda Kerr’s back-end, because that’s what I used to jerk off to when she was gold digging and making babies with Hollywood Stars…before the whole fucking bieber…and Australian Billionaires thing happened…because this bitch likes billionaires and I’m a billionaire”… Fascinating…but only because of the old Hollywood Horror characters of our youth…and not because of the Gold Digging Australia cunt.. The post Miranda Kerr’s Halloween Shoot for Snapchat Founder and Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gold Digger’s View of the Day

Posted on August 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you figure out a way to manipulate your way to America from Australia through “modeling” and marrying an actor who at the time was very relevant…and with that new found celebrity status secure a contract with a massive brand that at the time was very relevant in terms of the models they chose because instagram didn’t exist and we were forced to go to them for our catalog porn when feeling nostalgic…only to get fired for fucking an 18 year old popstar, ruining her marriage….and leaving her to find for herself in this cold dark rich person world…navigating her way through billionaires…until finally settling on a young one who founded Snapchat and is at the peak of his relevance…while she’s fallin’ off and not just as an inadequate mother who always puts her kids in the kennel, but in her career…. You know…just a gold digging prostitute who has the ability to charge and not feel like a prostitute due to modeling… The above picture would be your view…. If you’re the gold owner…this would be your view…I mean the PG version before you really get what you pay for… The post Gold Digger’s View of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Genderless Miley Cyrus for Elle UK of the Day

Posted on August 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It always makes me laugh that as a practically 50 year old dude, I have found myself in actual Miley Cyrus conversations, maybe it is because people I know that I post pictures of these idiots on a daily basis, even though I don’t care about any of this shit… But for some reason, I get talking and people want me to know that either they think Miley is everything, you know pulling off the whole hipster feminist from tumblr with a cause, using her platform to get her message across…while I just assume her stance is flimsy, her soap box made of cardboard that will dissolve in the rain, because she’s a Disney trained puppet… So the question is whether Miley, pop star, is authentic…or if it’s just part of her acting training…or is it a mix of her using her acting training to try to find substance…while showing her tits…. Here are some quotes – One that she’s feels guilty being rich for showing her tits…and that she wants to have more of a purpose…because people live on the streets…so she found a cause… “If you get your tits out, and they are all looking, then you can use that space to say something and get them to listen. I was kind of embarrassed that I got paid money to shake my ass in a teddy bear costume. I should not be worth the amount I am while people live on the streets.” That she’s genderless, because she can’t relate to what society have made Men and Women into…because it’s a great current issue and because all people define men as Hockey players and all girls as Cupcake baking pink dress wearing puppets…. “I don’t relate to what people have made men and women into. I know I’m more extreme and badass than most guys, but that doesn’t make me a boy. And the other night I wore a pink dress because I felt cute. I can bake a cupcake and then go play hockey.” Idiots.. Here she is promoting the VMAs…because MTV / Viacom owns these idiots.. The post Genderless Miley Cyrus for Elle UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley In Sexy Leggings!

Posted on August 27, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

I know some people think models have it easy, since all they have to do is stand around looking smoking hot all day, but it takes a lot of hard work and effort and, best of all, a lot of trips to the gym in skintight spandex, like  Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is doing here. Anyway, I can sympathize, because people seem to think us bloggers have it pretty easy too. And it’s just not true. I mean, just look at this booty profile . Do you know how hard I have to work to keep my pants on while writing these posts every day? Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Michelle Rodriguez Eating a Mouse Boiled in her Own Urine of the Day

Posted on August 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is trending on the facebook, which in case you didn’t know is the internet – now that every idiot is addicted to the shit..making Zuckerberg richer and richer… I don’t care about Bear Grylls and his silly survival show. I don’t care about Michelle Rodriguez and her non-offensive monkey looking lesbian ways…. But I do like her classy demure lady-like use of the word “PISS”…as she carries a container of her piss…and I do care about watching a dude drink a famous chick’s urine, probably faked, but maybe not, casually in the name of survival..on TV!! There are water-sport / golden shower fetishists, and let’s be real, there’s no way Michelle Rodriguez hasn’t had piss in her mouth during one of her eating pussy adventures, I’ve had piss in my mouth and I’ve barely had sex.. There is no way that Bear Grylls wasn’t into drinking her piss, otherwise he wouldn’t have done it, unless it is fake, which it probably isn’t because people like this are just fucking weirdos… All this to say, the gross in all this is the eating of the mouse…poor thing..stewed in her piss…sounds like something you’d get at an asian restaurant. The post Michelle Rodriguez Eating a Mouse Boiled in her Own Urine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Black Panty Flash of the Day

Posted on August 5, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s an obscure and subtle way to flash the world your panties, it’s get into a yoga pose and show off your leaner than usual, crazy popstar from the 90s, while showing some panties, because people fucking love panties, especially Britney Panties, that I would love to buy off ebay, just to see what they smell like, I’m thinking heaven, if heaven was a crazy person’s unshowered bacterial infection…which I’m sure heaven is…. She looks thin, amazing, I guess on the right balance of medication, and I’m a fan…and not just because I think this is her version of a safe word, you know to try to get you in in a “save me” kind of way, but that would be assuming that Britney has access to her social media, and this hasn’t been approved by a lot of people…unless she’s sneaking this out there for help, even though I think she’s too medicated for that… The post Britney Spears Black Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan’s Receding Hairline in Her Face Tuned Bikini Selfie of the Day

Posted on July 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The fact that Lindsay Lohan was at one point a huge celebrity…. Not that she ever really did that many movies to warrant her as a huge celebrity… But like a Kardashian, she was famous for the tabloids…and the whole thing was relatively uninteresting, but people loved it… Just another child star, sold by her family to the entertainment industry, who got famous and self destructive, occasional lesbian, occasional cum rag, occasional weirdo in the corner of the bar talking to herself, because like so many redheads before her, she’s fucking crazy… Boring, but throughout it all, from anorexia to chubby coke bloat, she had this fun fake tits, that I was a fan of and even friended on facebook… But now…she’s an instagram model… No one in the world wants anything to do with her….but shitty products will pay her 5,000 dollars a product plug…pretty sad, but not as sad as premature death, that would have possibly made her story more dramatic and inclined to become an oscar winning movie, but now is just a massive fucking fail…but at least Amanda Seyfried is there to replace her… Either way, here’s some of her instagram, sugar baby, hustle, because she is still Lohan…a joke who I think will have the last laugh… The post Lindsay Lohan’s Receding Hairline in Her Face Tuned Bikini Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rihanna’s Bra Top of the Day

Posted on July 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rihanna is an interesting story to me…. My friend from Barbados who I drink with claims that she was a hooker at 14 at the karaoke bars that line the main street….but he also claims he was abducted by aliens, which is possible, because obviously aliens exist, but that is almost certifiable insane coming from him, because if aliens were going to abduct anyone, he’d probably be at the bottom of their fucking list…but I choose to believe that Rihanna used to fuck white dudes in Barbados, she wasn’t a “sensation” that needed to be scooped up from there, you know like “Let’s bring this foreign top selling artist to a bigger market”…. and I know girls from the US who have more talent than her who never had a record deal….whether they fuck the executive or producer or not… So from teen hooker, in a small island, where everyone knows each other, to a 100,000,000 dollar a year, if not more, act…that is extremely famous…that’s just a level of crazy that can make a girl crazy… So here she is walking around with her nipples out…because she’s liberal, free, has a hooker mentality, and has sold her soul and body to the media long ago…so keep on taking it.. The post Rihanna’s Bra Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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