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Miley Cyrus’ Armpit Hair for her META TUMBLR on INSTAGRAM Hustle of the Day

Posted on July 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus posted a picture of her in this star bathing suit showing off her armpit hair, because she’s decided, like the hippies of the 60s, that having armpit hair is making a statement for the feminist movement, 50 years after Woodstock, in a shut the fuck up Miley, we’re onto you and your vapid little bullshit storyline that you are using to make irrelevant points that don’t need to be made…for an audience too dumb to know that the 60s happened…because people are too into selfies to really grasp the past… Armpit hair doesn’t solve gender issues idiots..All while being part of the evil empire that creates unrealistic body images…. This is all a bullshit ploy to sell records… Fuck you Miley Cyrus and your bullshit TUMBLR looking bullshit you stole off girls on TUMBLR, trying to act like you’ve got something to say, when you’re just a monstream joke that is everything wrong in the world… HEre’s her instagram…. The post Miley Cyrus’ Armpit Hair for her META TUMBLR on INSTAGRAM Hustle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katy Perry’s Belly on a Yacht Party of the Day

Posted on June 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Katy Perry is having a yacht party on the Zaliv III that you can see pics of

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Chloe Moretz Has a New Tattoo of the Day

Posted on June 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The rumor is that this is Chloe Moretz…some girl from some comic book movie that secured herself with fans for life thanks to that comic book movie because people who are into comic book movies…or comics in general are obsessive socially awkward sexually frustrated weirdos who never give up…they are the reason Star Trek conventions exist….and possibly the reason technology exists, but I like to think that is from negotiations with aliens… That said, this is supposed to be her new tattoo…and if it is, she’s a fucking idiot. There’s nothing more disgusting than a girl polluted by tattoos…the only thing interesting about tattooes is distraction from average looks, and if you’re under 25 and missed the whole tattoo movement…it’s probably best to stay pure…it’s substantially sexier like that…and that’s a scientific fact so don’t try arguing with me…. I guess it isn’t her…but these are her panties… The post Chloe Moretz Has a New Tattoo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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29 Farrah Abraham Pics That You Can Never, Ever Unsee

Posted on June 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

At The Hollywood Gossip we've seen tons of cringe-worthy pics of Farrah Abraham over the years … and not just from her porn career. Seriously, this girl's a piece of work … and not just when she has work done on her increasingly plastic, surgically enhanced physique. So we thought to ourselves, let's make a special Farrah gallery, because people inherently love to ogle things that make them squirm. Experience the glory, meshed with uniquely OMG-style strangeness, that is Farrah Abraham below, with 29 photos you can never unsee. We dare you to start clicking. Go ahead. 1. Farrah Abraham Lip Implant Photo Farrah Abraham was the victim of some seriously botched lip implants. The former Teen Mom star shared photos of the procedure gone awry online. 2. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. 3. Farrah Abraham Mullet Farrah Abraham rocks the mullet like it’s her job. What a great look for her honestly. 4. Farrah Abraham Cries Very familiar. She doesn’t cry pretty either. 5. Farrah Abraham Bent Over Farrah Abraham bends over and hikes a football in the best/worst photo of all time. 6. Farrah Abraham Blow Up Doll Okay, that’s probably the real Farrah Abraham and not a blow up doll … but she sure looks like one, and we wouldn’t put it past her to have one made as a gift for boyfriend Simon Saran (pictured). View Slideshow

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More Naked Gisele for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Posted on May 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gisele who may be a man, but who plays a girl in the modeling world, because people weren’t as open to trannies when she first came up, and because her husband is trying to maintain his position as jock of the year…who can’t by default fuck trannies openly, it’s against the jock way, and their homosex has to be presented as locker room team building…not romance…those are orgasms of hard work, team work motherfuckers… Either way, she’s in Vogue Brazil naked…not showing anything, not even her tuck… I think I posted some of these pics…and here are the rest…not that they matter…because none of this matters.. The post More Naked Gisele for Vogue Brazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anne Hathaway Does Miley Cyrus of the Day

Posted on April 7, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am not sure if this is a fact…but I am pretty sure Anne Hathaway is the devil’s spawn, sent here to manipulate the world into her web of boring, uninteresting, not sexy, even dull, bullshit Oscar win because she campaigned right and because Hollywood is a vapid place where cutting off your hair is an actual sign of good acting… This is for a Jimmy Fallon produced show, based on one of his games, because Jimmy Fallon has done the Tina Fey and is producing TV now…because polluting our lives nightly isn’t fucking enough … ALl this to say…she’s the worst…and 4,000,000 people beat me to this video…because I am slow to the draw when it comes to Fallon, Anne Hathway being Miley…even if I like Granny Panties, on someone with Granny level sex appeal grinding and giving hte finger…cuz she’s edgy… The post Anne Hathaway Does Miley Cyrus of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sophia Bush Weird Topless Pic of the Day

Posted on April 7, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am pretty sure you’ll love this Sophia Bush picture for three key reasons… The first being that you’re a virgin loser weirdo with no social skills, who loved shows like Dawson’s Creek and One Tree Hill, which is what I think she was on…you know the grown ass man into Buffy the Vampire slayer…who still jerks off to Sarah Michelle Gellar…or whoever the fuck played Buffy the Vampire Slayer…because you have a hard time moving on…it’s part of your social retardation… The second being that she’s posing like a sex doll, a little blow up action, and that’s the only sex you know…and female loving that you’ve had… The third being that she’s topless, unless that upsets you because in your social retardation, you feel like she is somehow cheating on you, or showing a side of her slutty self that you didn’t know she had…making you see red…. All this to say, you’re fucking weird…and I’d rather she be showing her bush… The post Sophia Bush Weird Topless Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Frida Gustavsson Titties for Fashion of the Day

Posted on April 7, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Frida, she is the Swedish model who I guess has worked with Victoria’s Secret, she’s only 22, which is a lot younger than me, and makes her hot…but she’s also over over 6 foot tall, and thus scary as fuck but perfect for runway shows, because people love tall as fuck models… I guess if that didn’t work out for her, she could have always work at IKEA, taking cheap, practical designed things off high shelves for the motherfuckers who aren’t over 6 foot tall… SHe’s naked for fashion, which is the only way I like fashion…and I guess she’s putting herself out there more and more to get more and more money and that work ethic is nice to see, it’s the reason I got to most strip clubs… These shoot is pretty good, but I can never hate on nipples….so don’t take my word for it…I’m bias. The post Frida Gustavsson Titties for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicola Peltz Instagram Whoring of the Day

Posted on April 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nicola Peltz was in Transformers, where she played the Megan Fox character, probably because her billionaire father was friends with Michael Bay, or maybe they were business partners, or met at some rich person event where he offered to finance one of Bay’s movies in exchange for casting his daughter…. I am sure when she got that birthday present she thought “This is it”…”I’ve made it”…like she was Gigi Hadid, and the paid for by her daddy job would open a lot of doors…but instead…it’s just got her instagram whoring…ass shots every wheree…because people are perverts, social media makes you relevant, and ass shots on social media…makes your social media relevant… It’s a very simple formula…you’ve probably masturbated to.. The post Nicola Peltz Instagram Whoring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Arianna Grande is So Weird on Jimmy Fallon of the Day

Posted on March 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Arianna Grande is the fucking worst…despite this picture of her doing a charity for a dog, using her little legs, and tiny body to promote dogs, because I love dogs…and despite this Celine Dion impersonation on the worst show on TV… She just has this cunty attitude about her, which would make sense, since she has a massive vagina that she uses to fit big black cocks in her, when she’s not being carried around the world, going from concert to concert, where she performs half naked… A few weeks ago, I was talking to a pornstar who used to fuck her boyfriend when he was dating her, and she said that this girl sleeps with everyone, that she’s a bigger whore than the porn chick, and for some reason, even though I already assumed that, it felt good to have it validated, because I hate fame that comes without whoring…it takes away from the whole experience… TO SEE SOME PICS OF HER IN NYC CLICK HERE The post Arianna Grande is So Weird on Jimmy Fallon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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