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Bella Thorne Facebook Bikini Pic of the Day Bella Thorne

I don’t know if Bella Thorne is still underage, I am not going to bother googling her, because I think it reflects badly on me as a person posting pictures of underage girls in bikinis, but more importantly, braless underage girls trying on shirts…I just know that she’s from some stage family, that the whole crew of them were whored out to the media, but she was the only one who got any actual work, despite being a ginger, something you’d probably expect to not happen, based on her being a ginger…and America fucking loves underage girls, cuz they can’t legally fuck with underage girls, even though underage girls are fucking thanks to porno, starting at a young age…because people fuck and this wholesome bullshit, or untouched virgin fantasy is just fantasy, espeially with girls in LA, who have parents trying to make them famous…I mean they know what the fuck is up and the only good thing about them is that their bodies aren’t as broken in as 30 year olds.. All this to say, she’s in a bikini… The post Bella Thorne Facebook Bikini Pic of the Day Bella Thorne appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney And Her Boobs Will Be Eleminated

I don’t watch Dancing With the Stars because I’m not a 65-year-old woman, but this year they decided to have Charlotte McKinney as their “hot babe”. I think they could have done better. Sure she has a great rack, but that’s about it. If you feel that I’m hatin’ too hard, it’s because people in Hollywood are clueless and think if you have a useless Instagram account with a lot of followers, you’re considered relevant. I predict she is off the show in one episode.           Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Carmen Electra in a Beach Selfie of the Day

Carmen Electra is old as fuck, and the problem with old as fuck girls with a lot of plastic surgery, who still go out and party like they are fabulous, even though they aren’t, but don’t realize they aren’t, because people around them suck up to them….is that they end up looking like trannies… Thanks to science and not making babies..she defies gravity…space and time…age….and dignity…by being shameless and still willing to get on the beach, all BOTOXED, because I guess she needs to make money, but more importantly, she needs to be made to feel like she’s still pretty, because that validation is all she’s ever known…and the fact is, I kind of like the real housewife, porn looking old lady still holding on vibe…despite menopause..because despite the weathered vagina, the broken soul under the leathery skin, brings me happiness… The post Carmen Electra in a Beach Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Victoria’s Secret models make 100,000 dollars a year for 50 work days. Sure, that seems like a lot of money to a girl working the cash at Target, 100k for 50 days of work, but they are dealing with a multi billion dollar company…that models usually get paid 50k a day for a campaign…or more… Basically, Victoria’s Secret is the sweatshop of the modeling world…It’s creepy photographers promising you fame for sex and then them… I don’t really know why these overpaid models are complaining, If I was Victoria’s Secret, I wouldn’t be paying them….they can’t pay for that level of PR, or the Leonardo DiCaprio that the brand really creates for them, giving them a name and money other companies pay top dollar for because they are seemingly higher profile… I mean getting paid to sit around all day in underwear…what a fucking joke…sure it’s not millions of dollars a year, but what the fuck was Swanepoel doing before they absucted her, or the Brazilians…I mean seriously…not to mention they get meet rich dudes to get pregnant by, because rich guys love VS models, all while thinking they are more important than they are…it’s a good gig. Here’s Elsa Hosk, a Swedish one, in the Catalog, showing nipples, because finally VS has stopped photoshopping out the nipples because the feminsts protesting nipple photoshopping, gave us perverts nipples to jerk off to…like this was the Sears Catalog and it was still the 70s… Speaking of Gold Digging Victoria’s Secret models – here’s MIRANDA KERR cruising in Santa Monica…. The post Elsa Hosk for Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Khloe Kardashian “Abs” of the Day

Khloe Kardashian posted this picture of her abs, that I am sure have nothing to do with one of the Kardashian apps they are peddling to beautify your instagram pics, so you can be a fame whore crying for attention like some kind of Narcissist just like them…all by making them more money than god.. I heard the mom just closed a 100,000,000 dollar deal, that probably made Seacrest 20 million dollars, but more importantly, that made the Kardashians 80 million dollars…more than the hundreds they already have, because people like you think they are important, when all they are is a pile of garbage rich kids being garbage…it’s fucked… But not as fucked as me wanting to have sex with the big Kardashian…even though I remember what she looked like before the family doctor went to town her her, rebuilding her, creating this with her… I just think it is a good reminder that when you are a garbage person with little to offer, focus on looking good, not for health, but because people like things that look good…even if those things are a fucking lie. The post Khloe Kardashian “Abs” of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Lowndes Understands Social Media of the Day

Jessica Lowndes is some whore from Canada…who is probably not friends with the 3 or 4 other Canadian whores from Canada who are actually doing bigger things than her…namely Shay Mitchell and Nina Dobrev, who turned their back on Canadian entertainment for Hollywood, and got work her, because they know how to read….but they aren’t doing bigger tits than this one…thanks to taking her 90210 money, a gig you know she was a cunt about after getting, to buy… Well now the only press she gets is from bikini pics on instagram, because people love bikini pics on instagram, so if you’re a Canadian with a work visa that is running out, and a low level fanbase thanks to a shitty show you were on either marry for a Green Card…or post bikini pics…it is probably why she got her breast implants…but more importantly…it’s why anyone talks about her now…it’s as easy as that. The post Jessica Lowndes Understands Social Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Some Hot Topless Models on House Boat of the Day

I’ve never heard of models Clara Rosager

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Alessandra Ambrosio in Bikinis for Ocean Drive of the Day

Based on logic…Alessandra Ambrosio has too many kids to be in a bikini…but science, or more importantly commerce has made it okay for her to strip the fuck down, because she’s got million dollar contracts to be in a bikini, and despite her catholic, can’t use birth control logic, won’t let that stop her or retire her or throw her on the back burner..but what fascinates me in all this is why they still use the over 30 models, is the market who cares or buys these products against a new generation of girls because young girls make them feel old, and are not relatable, alienating them from buying their product, even though these kinds of woman are hot that even girls younger than them can’t really relate to them when they see them in ads…or did Victoria’s Secret get a long term discount, like a cellphone company when buying these women from their Brazilian pimps, you know take her for 20 years, for 1,000,000, 10 years, 900,000, 5 year, 500,000, hustle… Not that this has anything to do with the economics or marketing budgets of Victoria’s Secret, this is editorial, but I guess when you’re only real job has been Victoria’s Secret…everything she does goes back to that…who cares.

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Chrissy Teigen Tit in GQ of the Day

Enemy of the site, Chrissy Teigen is clever, and I am not just saying that because she tricked a talented musician who was friends with Kanye and bound to be famous, before he was famous, to date her… She is clever because she’s managed to levarage her Sports Illustrated modelling that reaches the frat boy crowd, to become a funny little social media personality, despite never really being that hot…. She has friended the right editors and nerds and has sucked up to them so they post her shit, like the babe in high school getting these socially awkwards to do her homework… She’s manipulated everyone around her to thinking there was something special about her, and she’s probably never made a dollar doing it, but who needs money, she covered that early on by marrying John Legend…that dude’s rich… They did GQ together, because that’s all part of owning your man, and she pulled out her tit and realeased it…because that’s what these breed of girls does..and really…this is one thing about her that I can say with confidence that there’s nothing wrong with… Either way, she’s full of shit…but this tit was part of that bullshit…the only part of her bullshit I like. Yes, I posted this pic yesterday and didn’t realize there was nipple. I’m desensitized.

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Jessica Alba Fitness of the Day

A video posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) on Jan 27, 2015 at 11:59am PST Here’s Jessica Alba working out on instagram – because people are….about Jessica Alba working out on Instagram, even if Jessica Alba is a washed up celebrity, she’s still a budding billionaire spokesperson for some brand, and more imporatntly, she’s still got a ridiculous body…even if she’s a mom of two…because when you work hard on your billion dollar brand all day, by not actually doing anything other than being Jessica Alba…there’s always time for squats….so much time for squats…in fact that’s all their is to do when the whole business is being run by actual business people using her celebrity as nothing more than a marketing hook…

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