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The Reason You Haven’t Seen Sarah Michelle Gellar for 20 Years of the Day

Posted on March 29, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Your girl Sarah Michelle Gellar is in some Entertainment Weekly 20 year reunion celebration of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, a show I never watched or cared to watch, but that made a lot of people a lot of money, mainly because of teen girls, and I guess sad 30 year old girls…but more interestingly…virgin loser nerds who lived and still live in their mom’s basements….. Seriously, some of the weirdest, most socially awkward people I know or have known were religious fans of this shit..and I don’t fucking know why…but I know that Sarah Michelle Gellar looks like shit, like some French Canadian mom who smokes too many cigarettes with her pencil thin lips and rough looking mom face…this is not the face of a celebrity, but rather that of a tired Walmart cashier who struggles with her meth addiction everyday…because it’s a struggle people… I don’t know, this terrifies me…but reminds me that some things should be left in the past….and maybe she’s the vampire in need of being slayed….SLAY… The post The Reason You Haven’t Seen Sarah Michelle Gellar for 20 Years of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Posted on March 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Victoria’s Secret models make 100,000 dollars a year for 50 work days. Sure, that seems like a lot of money to a girl working the cash at Target, 100k for 50 days of work, but they are dealing with a multi billion dollar company…that models usually get paid 50k a day for a campaign…or more… Basically, Victoria’s Secret is the sweatshop of the modeling world…It’s creepy photographers promising you fame for sex and then them… I don’t really know why these overpaid models are complaining, If I was Victoria’s Secret, I wouldn’t be paying them….they can’t pay for that level of PR, or the Leonardo DiCaprio that the brand really creates for them, giving them a name and money other companies pay top dollar for because they are seemingly higher profile… I mean getting paid to sit around all day in underwear…what a fucking joke…sure it’s not millions of dollars a year, but what the fuck was Swanepoel doing before they absucted her, or the Brazilians…I mean seriously…not to mention they get meet rich dudes to get pregnant by, because rich guys love VS models, all while thinking they are more important than they are…it’s a good gig. Here’s Elsa Hosk, a Swedish one, in the Catalog, showing nipples, because finally VS has stopped photoshopping out the nipples because the feminsts protesting nipple photoshopping, gave us perverts nipples to jerk off to…like this was the Sears Catalog and it was still the 70s… Speaking of Gold Digging Victoria’s Secret models – here’s MIRANDA KERR cruising in Santa Monica…. The post Elsa Hosk for Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Khloe Kardashian “Abs” of the Day

Posted on March 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Khloe Kardashian posted this picture of her abs, that I am sure have nothing to do with one of the Kardashian apps they are peddling to beautify your instagram pics, so you can be a fame whore crying for attention like some kind of Narcissist just like them…all by making them more money than god.. I heard the mom just closed a 100,000,000 dollar deal, that probably made Seacrest 20 million dollars, but more importantly, that made the Kardashians 80 million dollars…more than the hundreds they already have, because people like you think they are important, when all they are is a pile of garbage rich kids being garbage…it’s fucked… But not as fucked as me wanting to have sex with the big Kardashian…even though I remember what she looked like before the family doctor went to town her her, rebuilding her, creating this with her… I just think it is a good reminder that when you are a garbage person with little to offer, focus on looking good, not for health, but because people like things that look good…even if those things are a fucking lie. The post Khloe Kardashian “Abs” of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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I Hope Kate Upton is Pregnant of the Day

Posted on March 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

To say that this was the first year that Sports Illustrated used a plus sized model, when looking at these pictures of what I assume is a pregnant Kate Upton, is just a marketing hook, because no one wants to address the elephant in the bikini and say she’s fat…even though at 17 or 18 when her rich family hired her a PR team to push her to the mainstream, anyone who knows anything about basic biology, or anyone who dated or even worst married the girl from high school with the big saggers…that it is just a matter of time, whether first baby or 20th birthday when the rest of her catches up to her… I mean this is fucking big…and she’s got all the money to afford a trainer, and a cook…she could have really carried herself into a longer lasting career, but now it just looks like she can barely carry herself, as her legs are about to give out on her… This terrifies me… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post I Hope Kate Upton is Pregnant of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .