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Gold Digger’s View of the Day

If you figure out a way to manipulate your way to America from Australia through “modeling” and marrying an actor who at the time was very relevant…and with that new found celebrity status secure a contract with a massive brand that at the time was very relevant in terms of the models they chose because instagram didn’t exist and we were forced to go to them for our catalog porn when feeling nostalgic…only to get fired for fucking an 18 year old popstar, ruining her marriage….and leaving her to find for herself in this cold dark rich person world…navigating her way through billionaires…until finally settling on a young one who founded Snapchat and is at the peak of his relevance…while she’s fallin’ off and not just as an inadequate mother who always puts her kids in the kennel, but in her career…. You know…just a gold digging prostitute who has the ability to charge and not feel like a prostitute due to modeling… The above picture would be your view…. If you’re the gold owner…this would be your view…I mean the PG version before you really get what you pay for… The post Gold Digger’s View of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Genderless Miley Cyrus for Elle UK of the Day

It always makes me laugh that as a practically 50 year old dude, I have found myself in actual Miley Cyrus conversations, maybe it is because people I know that I post pictures of these idiots on a daily basis, even though I don’t care about any of this shit… But for some reason, I get talking and people want me to know that either they think Miley is everything, you know pulling off the whole hipster feminist from tumblr with a cause, using her platform to get her message across…while I just assume her stance is flimsy, her soap box made of cardboard that will dissolve in the rain, because she’s a Disney trained puppet… So the question is whether Miley, pop star, is authentic…or if it’s just part of her acting training…or is it a mix of her using her acting training to try to find substance…while showing her tits…. Here are some quotes – One that she’s feels guilty being rich for showing her tits…and that she wants to have more of a purpose…because people live on the streets…so she found a cause… “If you get your tits out, and they are all looking, then you can use that space to say something and get them to listen. I was kind of embarrassed that I got paid money to shake my ass in a teddy bear costume. I should not be worth the amount I am while people live on the streets.” That she’s genderless, because she can’t relate to what society have made Men and Women into…because it’s a great current issue and because all people define men as Hockey players and all girls as Cupcake baking pink dress wearing puppets…. “I don’t relate to what people have made men and women into. I know I’m more extreme and badass than most guys, but that doesn’t make me a boy. And the other night I wore a pink dress because I felt cute. I can bake a cupcake and then go play hockey.” Idiots.. Here she is promoting the VMAs…because MTV / Viacom owns these idiots.. The post Genderless Miley Cyrus for Elle UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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