Kim Kardashian did VOGUE…topless because VOUGE is a respectful fashion site and not some bootleg porn magazine that features topless porn chicks….well into their 30s…while fat and moms…and not actively releasing hardcore porn, but while maintaining the same morals and values of a porn chick, because they’ll whore themselves anyway they can… If you don’t care about this and you shouldn’t because she’s garbage: Then here’s a youtuber imitating Kim Kardashian The post Kim Kardashian by Ellen Von Unwerth for Vogue Brazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
She’s is in Hunger Games, so I assume she’s got some real weirdo fans, but not as weird as her fans from when she was on All My Children, where she played two lookalike half sisters, just because she’s that good of an actor….right…you know the weirdo disabled poor lazy people who watch Soap Operas for masturbation purposes…who probably don’t have internet access, because if they did they wouldn’t be jerking off to Soap Operas like they were on a sick day in High School in the 80s…but rather googling porno… All this say…she’s grabbing a picture of her tit for instagram…what a hooker… The post Leven Rambin for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Zoe Kravitz is some uptight looking rich kid on a quest to pave her own way in the world…as her own personality…with her own causes…where she does her own thing…all because of who her parents are…but that doesn’t mean she can’t achieve greatness on her own with the access she has…greatness like getting half naked in GQ…and fully naked in other magazines…on her quest of being some kind of serious artist…or some other nonsense…when really she can play make-belief and it can become a reality…even though art is a fantasy and doesn’t exist…all thanks to trust fund security…. Not that any of that matters, let her be deep and spiritual in her hippie connected to her double half black making her half black hustle…because GQ is known for being a deep and spiritual magazine right? The post Zoe Kravitz for GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you’ve read this site, and you haven’t, because it is boring and I am a hack…you’ll know that I adore a girl by the name of Lindsay Hancock because she’s got a hot, fit, amazing body…and she’s constantly involved in the weirdest and wildest shoots…that sometimes involve toplessness and that always involve a direst link to my soul… This shoot was by SOME DUDE NAMED CHRISTO and it’s up on some Alien shit…that I love… Here she is doing a Make-Up Tutorial….where she spent 3 hours making herself into a pop art piece…crazy girl… Here are a couple pics from her friend Lisa Boyle… I’m in love.. The post Lindsay Hancock Topless with Tentacles of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miley Cyrus is a delicate flower from Pop Culture heaven who has graced the world with the polar opposite of everything she was when in contract with Disney…including but not limited to being topless as often as possible…because high as often as possible…because either she’s a broken girl…which is possible, all child stars are…or she’s a calculated puppet designed to connect to the market…because some marketing execs spent a year analyzing tumblr…and sitting in focus groups of angsty teens…. She is a caricature of what the market is…she reminds me of 80 percent of the girls on Tinder who claim to be weird..and crazy…when really it’s just the new Gap…and I’m into it..because I get to see tits…and open minded hipster chicks…who aren’t really hipsters since this is the mainstream…and these girls are from normal families, this is just the trend, and really they let me bang them better than girls back in the day would…I’m talking Anal..so sign me up… Here she is doing My Neck / My Back ….in video….real bad video… Who Shot this shit… The post Miley Cyrus is The Best Ever of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I used to target Ashley TIsdale because she was a lie…created by Disney Marketing people…winning awards for being pretty when she really wasn’t that pretty and I just felt annoyed and that it was my responsibility to speak the truth and do what I could to get the word out that this was a lie… Then I forgot about her, as the rest of the world dide…but figure why not target her again today, because her fans are so into her, and she can do no wrong…but more importantly becausse she’s got a cameltoe standing next to Shaq..in what would be one of the most disturbing sex tapes imaginable…and that’s all I have to say about that…which is honestly already too much, I mean this is Ashley Tisdale… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Tisdale Cameltoe with Shaq is the Sex Tape You Want to See of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Charlotte McKinney did this shoot, either while she was coming up and trying to get work with her massive tits, or after she got famous for being in one Guess campaign, one Carl’s JR campaign that for some miracle, a miracle I call a master manager who is obviously VERY fucking connected, she probably was lost, confused and unsure where to take her tits…did she go into softcore erotica, because she couldn’t be a fashion model, and in that quest of borderline fashion that isn’t really fashion, because florida trash is not fashionable….it seems like some nipples were exposed…. The post Charlotte McKinney Nipple Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So every time I leave my house, that isn’t really a house, but that is technically a house, because I’m not actually homeless, even though I look and smell homeless, I see a mom in leggings, yoga pants, fitness shorts…and it reminds me that some girls just don’t ever want to grow up…they want to ride that sex appeal they had into the motherfucking ground…. SO to celebrate that movement…that I think is funny more than anything… Here’s Ruth Wilson side tit….like she was 25… MORE HERE And Salma Hayek in a See Through Shirt…like she was 25…. MORE HERE And soem Jennifer Lopez…in a tight dress… MORE HERE Even though they are both…not 25…..and more likely pushing 100… The post Some Old Ladies in Slutty Clothes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Taylor Swift did Elle Magazine, because she’s a huge star who wants to be a model, because she’s tall enough and even hot enough to be a model, because you don’t really need to be that hot to be a model, as long as you’re tall… Unfortunatly, the pictures are safe, basic, not edgy or interesting, because I guess her whole play is the non-Miley, you know girl who fucks a lot but pretends the dudes are their boyfriends… Now I’ve met girls like this…many times in my life and they are the fucking worst…they’ll let you finger them, they’ll just never touch your dick, and when you pull it out, after the laughter…comes tears…becasue they’ll say “i only fuck boyfriends”….or “ex boyfriends”…because “I don’t want my number to go up”….bitch I just fisted your ass…your number..at that stage doesn’t matter.. Anyway, I can assume Taylor Swift chatted about her boy problems to Elle because it’s all part of her marketing… Here are the shitty pics…the hightlight is the one piece that you know is touching her asshole, pussy and nipples all at the same time… The post Taylor Swift for ELLE Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Grace Lee Whitney — better known as Captain Kirk’s sometime love interest, Yeoman Janice Rand — died of natural causes at her home in California, her son Jonathan Dweck told the Associated Press. “Over time, she became appreciative of her short time on ‘Star Trek’ because she developed meaningful relationships with the fans, Leonard Nimoy and other cast members,” Dweck said. In a 1998 book, Whitney said she had high hopes for the show. Born Mary Ann Chase in Ann Arbor, Mich., in 1930, as NBC r
