Here is unappreciative, back pedaling, American Hating, but not American hating when America turned on her and she had to explain that she’s young, and has some learning to do, please don’t cancel her tour, she’s a cunt, she didn’t mean what she said, she just said it, because she didn’t know she was on camera, and after knowing she was on camera, had to spin it… So based on who she is as a person, she probably wants to be wiping her ass with the flag…but instead she’ll just be cute about it…and I’ll support any booty shaking… The post Ariana Grande’s Booty Shake of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I wish I was sucked into Kylie Jenner as much as the rest of the world, but I am more compelled by her snapchat than I should be. I don’t even follow her shit, I’m lazy, but anything good ends up on the internet, and it’s always weird enough for me to watch…partially because she looks like a 40 year old mom or pornstar with bad plastic surgery, something she probably got from her sister, who is old enough to be her mom….but she also does all this hip hop dancing…and showing off her tits…and in this edition, eating a pastry that is fed to her by one of her friends who is her friend because she’s Kylie Jenner, or is on payroll, as these things happen… It may not be as remarkable as her getting gas for the paparzzi, but I think it is, and this is probably all just a snapchat campaign….that I hope ends up in her own snapchat sex video, because that’s her family responsibility she’s been training for all her life….because I guess fucking black dudes is good for business…it reminds me of that Sandra Bullock movie where they adopt the black kid to get into the NFL because their own white kid is too homo….you know…living out that dream… Doesn’t matter, because the sex tape hasn’t happened, even if Khloe Kardashian admits to listening to them have sex…paving they way for the inevitable snap porn, but these snapchats speak to that…a little preview if you will, just imagine the chocolate phallus was 4 times the size… Here’s a few more… On and the Gas Pumping pics people loved yesterday… The post Kylie Jenner Loves Brown Phallus of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Moss is my favorite, and I guess also the favorite of a lot of people, and I am not really sure why the world loves her, but I know why I love her, and that’s because she was a big deal in the 90s, pretty much banged out every dude, had a kid in the process that she probably has never met, because she’s too busy living the good life, full of toplessness and partying… It’s like I’ve seen her nipples, her relaly long nipples, consistently…well into her 50s, I assume she’s 50…and she’s still bringing them out and looking amazing doing it… I guess the whole Kate Moss won’t die…and will never die…because she’s a fucking legend, has something to do with being hot, but more to do with her just getting paid millions to be in photoshoots, just doing her thing, before everything was public and people were doing every move in a calculated, to be seen and to get followers kind of way… Plus, I am all about her ripping lines of cocaine, having unprotected sex with rockstars you know do heroin, just embodying “cool”..before cool was a calculated thing….filled will assholes trying too fucking hard…to be liked, or noticed…I’m talking to you Cara Delevingne you fame wanting cunt… Here she is in a magazine like she’s not 100 years old, because she’s not, she’s immortal.. The post Kate Moss for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If this perfect booty looks familiar, then congratulations, you might have a bright future ahead of you as a professional blogger. Because when it comes to super-hot, sort of famous models, it’s an important part of the job to have a photographic memory. Which is why I’ve spent so much time studying every inch of Camila Morrone ‘s killer body. Well, that and because she’s seriously hot. So if you didn’t get it this time, don’t worry, there’s always the next photoshoot. » view all 32 photos
I assume there is a fetish in seeing Krysten Ritter, an actress you’ve heard of before, but can’t place, because she average at best in level of hotness, and her career is equally lacklustre, but what do I know, maybe she’s been in a lot of things, maybe she’s been in the right nerd thing, that generated a solid audience for her, I don’t watch TV, or movies, and I have no idea what is going on… I just look at random pictures from set that look like she either had a miscarriage or her period, and I know there’s a fetish in that…. That’s the extent of my pop culture analysis ability… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Krysten Ritter Period Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Everyone gets so excited about Bruce Jenner finally being sociably acceptable to fuck, you know it makes jerking off to his pretty face back when he was on the cereal box, far more justified…you weren’t a gay kid, you were just predicting a future woman… So why not get excited for Martha Hunt, one of the better, hotter, models fully clothed, dressed like a man, because who the fuck wants to see her naked and in a bikini…thanks Hugo Boss for this androgyny… The post Martha Hunt Dressed Like a Man Porn for Hugo Boss of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nina Agdal is some drunk Florida based hooker, who pretends she’s a bikini model, but is more of a party girl who fucks with rich dudes…and apparently inflatables, in what some of you may really find hot, possibly because of her tight bikini body and retard face, because you know when you find a retard with a good body, the chances of fucking her are higher than a girl who doesn’t have downs…or maybe because you’re one of those weirdos who likes rubbing against that inflated plastic…shaped like an marine mammal.. so hot…except for the Nina Agdal retard head…ruining everything because she ruins everything… The post Nina Agdal’s Riding an Inflatable of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If I was a brand, I would use Lindsay Lohan for all my campaigns, and not just because I am obsessed with Lindsay Lohan and everything she represents…from broken little child star whored out by her evil parents, to an addict and crazy person, who was capable of being a crazy person, because she’s rich as fuck…or was rich as fuck…not to mention, she’s got rockin’ tits… I would use her as my model, because she’s probably terribly affordable for the reach she still has, because she’s Lindsay Lohan…a star for life…and more importantly…my favorite person who I want to get herpes from…by testing her vagina out like I was a driving test examiner…and she was Lindsay Lohan’s vagina… Either way…my kind of broken down model I want to ride my fave.. The post Lindsay Lohan is a Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I find it very difficult in my core to celebrate anything a Kardashian or Jenner does. Whether it inspires TRANS people everywhere or not, the truth is these are self involved, media absorbed, opportunists and nothing they do is honest, pure or organic. It is all fucking calculated. Sure, getting tits and telling the world you’re a woman is a very twisted and weird thing to do for fame, or the family brand…and I am sure they are independent of one another, but I just feel like it is manipulation based on everything they’ve done to make their 100 million dollars a year… Just a bunch of egotistical, self absorbed, horribly people, whatever gender they are…. Here’s the young one in a tight dress, self promoting as these people do. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kylie Jenner in a Tight Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
