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More Menopausal Cindy Crawford in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 11, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Menopause is a lovely thing…..because the sex drive goes up, the pregnancy rate goes down to zero, the vagina dries up so you feel the friction, and if you can see past the melting skin….and the boxy hips….and a barrel looking body….and close your eyes and imagine she was Cindy Crawford of the past…or look at her young daughter she’s been exploiting in her bikini and mental image that shit for the spank bank / it’s good for your focus, imagination and creativity…it is how I fight alzheimers or becoming a complacent weirdo who just stares and content fed to me…. I know it’s what the Husband does….if his sperm made her…it can come to her…I mean that’s all speculation and what I would do if I was in his place…rich people…you know…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post More Menopausal Cindy Crawford in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid Satanic Ritual of the Day

Posted on July 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I would assume that this is Gigi Hadid doing doing some kind of satanic rituals….maybe one where she sells her soul to the devil…to become the next Kardashian…or maybe, she’s just killed off three instagram models, and stole all their followers, to make her a relevant thing….and this is the ceremony that happens at…but you’d probably assume the deal with the devil was made with her model fucking father, who has more money than god, when he decided to make his baby a model instead of putting her to actual work, because why not have fun every day, all while making him proud… Because when you’re a rich kid, you don’t need to do much work to get to the Gigi level…you just need to show up, and the satanic ritual we see is probably her maid set it up for her and will put it away for her, because she just wanted some mood lighting…or something….involving bringing in a girl, not sacrificiing one…who cares Here she is for Top Shop….looking average, but when her trust fund gets factored in, looking like a model and social media influencer…that gets people to write up on her without even trying – because we are pathetic. The post Gigi Hadid Satanic Ritual of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Loves Brown Phallus of the Day

Posted on July 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wish I was sucked into Kylie Jenner as much as the rest of the world, but I am more compelled by her snapchat than I should be. I don’t even follow her shit, I’m lazy, but anything good ends up on the internet, and it’s always weird enough for me to watch…partially because she looks like a 40 year old mom or pornstar with bad plastic surgery, something she probably got from her sister, who is old enough to be her mom….but she also does all this hip hop dancing…and showing off her tits…and in this edition, eating a pastry that is fed to her by one of her friends who is her friend because she’s Kylie Jenner, or is on payroll, as these things happen… It may not be as remarkable as her getting gas for the paparzzi, but I think it is, and this is probably all just a snapchat campaign….that I hope ends up in her own snapchat sex video, because that’s her family responsibility she’s been training for all her life….because I guess fucking black dudes is good for business…it reminds me of that Sandra Bullock movie where they adopt the black kid to get into the NFL because their own white kid is too homo….you know…living out that dream… Doesn’t matter, because the sex tape hasn’t happened, even if Khloe Kardashian admits to listening to them have sex…paving they way for the inevitable snap porn, but these snapchats speak to that…a little preview if you will, just imagine the chocolate phallus was 4 times the size… Here’s a few more… On and the Gas Pumping pics people loved yesterday… The post Kylie Jenner Loves Brown Phallus of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .