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Megan Fox for Bazaar Arabia of the Day

Posted on April 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Megan Fox was in Harper’s Bazaar Arabia…because she’s at the level of fame where Arabia has moved in and the trips to Dubai are going to start coming in…and the instagram pics of her on the private jet and in luxury hotels will be everywhere…like all the instagram hookers getting paid for that shit…but she’s doing it in a more subtle way…one with acual magazine coverage and less arab guys shitting on her face for 100k…in a “let’s shit on this America Actress, we’ve seen her shitty acting, it will bring ISIS together”…or some shit… Either way, here are the pics… The post Megan Fox for Bazaar Arabia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hipster Tits for Art of the Day

Posted on April 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A Day is Not a Day….unless a hipster chick thinks she’s doing some higher purpose art project by releasing topless pics of herself to the internet…to show the world how comfortable she is with her body and in her sexuality…because she grew up on porn…and tits aren’t a big deal compared to what is out there… This is the future generation, tits everywhere, tits for hits…and I fucking love it, even if I don’t really care who the tits belong to…because that requires too much emotional investment… The post Hipster Tits for Art of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Tisdale Creeper Butt Shots of the Day

Posted on March 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently some dude followed Ashley Tisdale into a Trader Joe’s grocery store in the Valley, and snapped off these pics of her from behind, I mean you can’t hate on a creep for creeping, but you can question whether this is Ashley Tisdale’s ass or not, but more importantly, you can thank him for cropping out her face, a face that even with botched plastic surgery, is one better positioned face down in a pillow, or really anything you can pin it into, when you stare at her from behind… The post Ashley Tisdale Creeper Butt Shots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner and Bieber in Vogue of the Day

Posted on March 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kendall Jenner is a model now that her mother has positioned her properly…so it would only make sense that she would do Vogue the first time she gets the chance, even if it is actual a feature on Biber, because he’s still stupidly famous, because she probably whined at him about it long enough..because they are “friends”…. The fact that I know this…as a grown man…depresses me, but what doesn’t depress me is staring at Kendall, who isn’t all that hot in person, but who is skinny as fuck, because she’s trying to be a model, you know, apply her vapidness to something that has more respect than being cast on your porn sister’s reality show…because she is in a bikini… I think we can all agree that Vogue is officially on the level of People Magazine, in trying to be relevant, doing tabloid shit, instead of being on the cusp of fashion, they’re trailing behind and can’t keep up to the internet…but I guess they still have a strong brand name…and that’s what matters…not the fact that this looks like a shitty mall brand newspaper insert ad… The post Kendall Jenner and Bieber in Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Half Black Miss Japan ‘Ariana Miyamoto’ Has Folks Angry She’s Not “Traditionally Japanese” [Video]

Posted on March 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Washington Post: By most of the rest of the the world’s standards, Ariana Miyamoto is thoroughly Japanese. The 20-year-old model is a Japanese citizen, a native of Sasebo in Nagasaki prefecture with an advanced mastery of the art of Japanese calligraphy, according to RockeNewst24, a Tokyo-based news blog. Have you heard her speak Japanese, the language spoken by the people occupying the volcanic archipelago known as “Japan”? She does it really well — like a native speaker, without a trace of a foreign accent, because she is, in fact, Japanese. Turn the pages for more pictures of the beauty…

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Yana is the Aspiring Model of the Day

Posted on March 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I saw these pics on my TUMBLR FEED …shot by a dude named Alessandro Casagrande…who is a photographer…and who doesn’t explain why a 45 year old man has a Tumblr,like some kind of sexually predator disguised as a tween… or maybe he does…because TUMBLR, unlike instagram is filled with content I can jerk off to, whether by artists or hipsters…or girls who just like being naked…and I’ve had it for a long enough time to just check in every once in a while to remind myself that it is the place to be on the internet..if you like naked for fashion style pics and porn gifs.. That said, I have no idea who this girl is, but I just wrote a post on MIley’s relationship and feel like I needed a cleanse, since I hate everything hollywood, I don’t like celebrity gossip, and what I am really into is real girls, getting half naked because they want to be famous too…and this no name model…has enough of that in her…but not enough of me in her…to keep me going… The post Yana is the Aspiring Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Johnson’s 50 Shades of Bikini of the Day

Posted on March 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dakota JOhnson is third generation hollywood slut…meaning her grandma slept with people for acting work, leading to her mom sleeping with everyone for fun, eventually ending up pregnant with her and keeping it, only for her to grow up and get into movies too, because it was really difficult getting the auditions..to land a key movie part in 50 Shades, that I assume she won’t be winning any Oscars for, because she sucked…not that I saw the movie, but I assume it sucked too…and more importantly, they play her up as the basic looking girl, because she is basic looking, and basic looking is fine, but not when it is overrated and attached to some celebrity daughter trying to be a celebrity, like so many people before her, including but not limited to her mom…Gwyneth Paltrow, the GYllenhaals, etc.. All this to say…I wouldn’t expect her Spring Break bikini pics to be exciting…and they aren’t…here they are CLICK HERE The post Dakota Johnson’s 50 Shades of Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Walks Head First of the Day

Posted on March 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Taylor Swift swift just insured her legs for 40 million dollars, because she does have great legs…then her cat attacked her legs, because even her cat thinks she’s full of shit….Here is her cat scratch… A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Mar 14, 2015 at 4:18pm PDT Then she put a bandaid on, with a little PUN because she’s the smartest girl in the fucking world, that’s why she makes 100,000,000 dollars a year and over 1,000,000 people liked a picture of her fucking bandaid…because she’s Taylor fucking swif.t..Here is the bandage for you perverts into injured and bandaged girls…. A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Mar 15, 2015 at 10:01am PDT I am just fascinated by the way she walks…head forward, all gangly like some kind of cartoon character…and I could stare at this GIF all day, if I didn’t have better things to do…like fixate at my broken dreams that I am reminded of after making a GIF of Taylor Swift walking…until I ma too drunk to remember my fucking name… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift Walks Head First of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rosalind Lipsett’s Modelbombing of the Day

Posted on March 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Last year, while on set for Bikini shoot, Irish model and comedic actress Rosalind Lipsett came up with Model Bombing and brought it to life… She said “Modelbombing is the act of turning the world into your own fashion photoshoot or runway and anyone can do it.” It is like a photobomb – trolling people…making them question what the hell is going on…but you gotta be I guess you need to be a model to do it, otherwise you just look like an asshole…since models can’t look like assholes…because you’re too busy trying to look at their assholes to care.. All this to say, she’s decided to take her comedy to the next level, by Modelbombing in Venice, only this time she Social Networks in person, and hands out signed 8 x 10s to people who have never heard of her before, but who like her and pretend they have heard of her, because she’s hot as fuck… The post Rosalind Lipsett’s Modelbombing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton Reminding You that Black Isn’t Slimming of the Day

Posted on March 5, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There are strategies that fact celebrities use to look skinny in pictures. They are trained on these things…and they include but aren’t limited to wearing black, or standing with your arm on your hip….because black is slimming, unless you put it on a girl like Kate Upton, who the only thing that she can make slimming, is a fat chick standing next to her, that is less fat than her, because she’s massive and overpowering…you know Kate Upton, the it girl, model and actress with sloppy tits everyone loved, is now the fat friend girls bring out to make them look better….funny how these things work out… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton Reminding You that Black Isn’t Slimming of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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