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Lindsay Hancock Fashion Nudity with Kesler Tran of the Day

Kesler Tran is an Amazing LA Based photographer, who shoots with so many amazingly beautiful models, in pictures that are so beautifully shot, you almost feel bad jerking off to them. You know the whole fashion and art nudity that isn’t porn, but should be porn, since I want to get my face up in it….and rub the pics all over me…in what would probably be a creepy scene…. The amazing model is Lindsay Hancock …you’ve seen her before in other variations of her name…you’ll see her again…thank god…because she is fucking magical…a ray of sunshine in this cold, dark, scary world..She’s fuckign solid… The post Lindsay Hancock Fashion Nudity with Kesler Tran of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel Does Self

I’m not sure if I’m buying  Candice Swanepoel calling herself an “athlete” because she models, but hey, whatever gets us more pictures of the hottie at the beach works for me. So let’s all just go with it and enjoy this spread Candice did for the last issue of Self Magazine . And you know, I’m pretty sure I burned a day’s worth of calories just looking at these pictures. Hey, does that make me an athlete too?

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Jessica Biel’s Pre-Pregnant Lingerie for Some Movie of the Day

Jessica Biel is pregnant….but I am going to assume that before she was pregnant, she got a job, because she is Justin TImberlake, the Bieber before Bieber’s wife, and they are pretty connected in this whole entertainment industry, and I guess before she was a N Sync groupie, she had an acting career of her own…and I guess she wants to keep that going, or at least have one last hurrah…titties out in a bra…because she just wants you to know how good she is at getting into her role, because otherwise, she’s just Timberlakes broad shouldered wife who has nothing better to do than fitness in her times of bearding him… I mean, there was a time when she was on Seventh Heaven and did some sexy shoot and everyone went nuts….in the 90s….a long long time ago..but she’s still got big titties The post Jessica Biel’s Pre-Pregnant Lingerie for Some Movie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Julianne Hough Does the Fucking Splits of the Day

Julianne Hough likes to throw out reminders that she’s totally capable of being a stripper, but that she’s not, because she’s LA, and maybe her family is connected in the industry, allowing her to do something as useless as dance, or becoming professionally trained at dance….leaving her to do slutty seductive things she can pretend is just her art in elevators for Canadian actresses on a popular show..but at least there’s social media…I mean what would we do without it…jerk off to people we actually know, in person…that’s fucking creepy…better to jerk off to strangers…you’ve never met, never will meet, but who you saw on tv… The post Julianne Hough Does the Fucking Splits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Mila Kunis Busts Out Big Time

In case you’re wondering why it’s been so long since I’ve done a post on Mila Kunis , it’s because she had a kid a few months back with that ’70s Show loser and I don’t like encouraging hotties who make bad life decisions (unless they’re with me). But Mila’s MILF cleavage at the Jupiter Ascending premiere in LA was just too good to ignore. And if you ask me, that extra baby weight looks damn good on Mila. Especially between her shoulders and her stomach. Hmm, maybe that whole kid thing wasn’t such a bad idea after all. » view all 32 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Kim Kardashian Bare Ass for Love Magazine of the Day

Kim Kardashian has figured out that the follow up to the sex tape, was to have a few failed marriages and a kid, because it would distract people from the sex tape, until they stopped caring about her, when all she ever wanted and all she ever knew was people caring about her…. So she shows her ass in fashion magazines, it went viral, they proclaimed it broke the internet, when really it just broke our souls… And she’s back at it, because she loves the attention her ass gets and mooning is her new marketing hook… There was a strategy leak, and not the kind that we’d encourage, like from one of her ass implants, but instead just of her ass from a creepy angle… The magazine comes out February 9. Here’s a preview: VIA LOVE MAGAZINE

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New York lawyer Lisan Goines bikini pictures

Lisa Goines, the mistress of married 60 minutes correspondent Steven Kroft, would send him selfies posing in her underwear while they exchanged raunchy messages. The messages between veteran broadcaster Kroft, 69, and Lisan Goines, 41, include pictures of the corporate lawyer posing in her underwear. Their source said: #39;[Kroft] definitely said Obama feels comfortable with him, because he was the first person to take him seriously when he was running for president,” the insider said. They ha

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Satin of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, the British model you probably remember from being in a Transformers movie instead of Megan Fox, because she’s as talented an actress as Megan Fox, who I get a lot of hate for endorsing and calling hot, because apparently people hate her, and I am sure I would probably hate her too, it’s just these girls who make a living being “hot” or “the face and body” of shit have egos, they think they are luxurious and the lose site of the fact that they are just overpaid hookers….all while hanging on yachts with billionaires….the same thing happens to sugar babies, and wives of rich men…so it is hard to relate, but they are not genuine, but I am into staring at them at events in satin…because I have nothing better to do…and I guess I like that nightgown as a dress hustle… Here she is in a bikini…. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Genevieve Rokero in Lingerie of the DAy

I’ve never heard of Genevieve Rokero but she’s a model being shot for a photographer named Jeffrey Chan and she’s pretty fucking lovely…but I could just be saying that because she’s in Lingerie…and because she reminds me of a skinny Kate Upton, something that I am sure Kate Upton probably tries to remember, unless of course she’s one of those delusional fat girls, thanks to all the attention she gets, who doesn’t think she’s fat, but who instead embraces her body like it was an Extra Large pizza, because it’s what god gave her, as the media is trying to project on fat people, so that they eat more…the economy depends on empty calories.. Not that this has anything to do with Genevieve Rokero ….but these pics do… [galllery]

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Chrissy Teigen in Cheesy Stock Photos for GQ of the Day

Chrissy Teigen is the enemy….we hate her as a collective and by we, I mean me, and really only because she was a whining baby about me making fun of her for being a wallet fucking gold digger who is too fat to model and who should take on the Coco to Ice T role with John Legend, which she’s doing. You know getting airtime on awards show, or in phootshoots for magazines featuring him, just being the wife who thinks 50% of everything he owns and makes is hers, rather than going off and doing nonsense things herself… Apparently, she’s on TV now, and her comedy act from twitter has paid off for her, but not as much as John Legend, because without John Legend, she’d be doing bikini shoots for free as she does, and that doesn’t pay for rent… Either way, who cares about Chrissy Teigen in these stock photo looking pics, that aren’t even her most recent publicity stunt, her most recent publicity stunt is her talking about getting Jalapeno pepper juice on her vag, something that’s happened to me before, not because me and Chrissy are the same person, but because I fuck dirty girls…

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