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Heather Locklear Picture of the Day

Here’s a little Heather Locklear doing “a picture says 1000 words”…in what is one of the more obscure pictures I’ve seen, that remind me of most of your sexual relationships, not because there is an old as fuck, washed up, ex rock star fucking babe looking sad enough to fuck you, but because she’s on a date with a picture of a black man fantasy….and sex with pictures is something you’ve been doing since before internet porn was available in video…

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Emily Ratajkowski in a Tight Dress at an Event of the Day

I like making fun of Emily Ratajkowski, the big movie star, who I get the vibe is loving that she’s been in a movie, and it’s got to her head…like everything has worked out perfectly…because she’s pulled of a great fucking titty model scam…. She’s totally overrated, but has big tits and I guess, hating on her for making it happen, is like hating on Kim K for doing porn…I feel we are much better off knowing what her labias look like now that she is famous…so if anything, what she has done is good…even if she’s the fucking worst… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Ana Beatriz Barros for Madame Figaro of the Day

Ana Beatriz Barros did some pretty awesome shoot for Madeame Figaro, which I guess is a magazine, that involved her being out and about in her lingerie and sneakers, which I guess isn’t a big deal, because she’s a fucking model and that’s what models do…fascinating….observation by me… It’s like I’ve seen so many half naked girls in photos, from quality to shit, that they all kind of blend into each other in some uninspired pile of shit that still has half naked models…and I guess that makes the whole thing good enough for me, which isn’t saying much, since I have no standards, and if you saw some of the thigns that are good enough for me…you would probably throw-up, or in the very least be totally uncomfortable…

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Alessandra Ambrosio for LUI Magazine of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is on the cover of LUI this month…and she’s naked. Sure it’s not traditional naked…where you can actually see the things that define being naked…like nipples and vagina and gaping asshole…which in this internet porn generation is barely even naked…or inappropriate..you need close up penetration for that… Instead strategic naked, because she’s a good Catholic mother who has made millions off being half naked, that full naked will come at a premium price…and not for some editorial, no matter how good it is…but instead for a brand or movie that will pay out proper…she knows how this shit works…and I guess half naked, or strategic naked, is better than not naked at all, even if moms in their 30s are a gross concept…when they aren’t Victoria’s Secret underwear models….and here are the pics…

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Kendall Jenner Working Out of the Day

the Gunnar commentary. @gunnarfitness Une vidéo publiée par Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) le Oct. 10, 2014 at 11:58 PDT I know you’re probably more into KYLE JENNER – the 16 year old Kardashian with the Tranny father and Madame of a mother… Than this Victoria’s Secret fashion show walking, new Victoria’s Secret Angel, because she’s skinny enough, and I guess relevant enough to peddle product to lowest common denominator America – who Victoria’s Secret sells their garbage to…. But she’s doing a fitness video for instagram, you know to be an icon of healthy living, to polarize her porn sister and all the money the family made from her, and turn it into legit money… This is like drug dealers going clean, pornsites turning into mommy blogs, #fitlife yo…and I guess I’m into it as long as there’s squats…because I don’t hate people for all that is horrible about them…I am just indifferent and totally capable of lookng at their asses…

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Emily Ratajkowski Bird Face at the Event of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski blocked me on instagram, which was a nice change of pace from a year ago at this time when she was sending me pictures from her various photoshoots to promote for her – because I am a hero like that – and I help make girls famous…. It all work out for her, so she doesn’t need anything from me anymore, the flood gates opened, she went viral and she turned from some botox faced 20 year old with fake lips and probably fake sloppy tits, that was once Kanye’s side bitch to being some naked video star who had sex with Ben Affleck for her movie Gone Girl…according to many insiders… Here she is at an event…looking like a big breasted bird. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Emily Ratajkowski Bird Face at the Event of the Day

Jennette McCurdy’s Possible Nude Pic of the Day

We’ve seen her ALLEGED TIT BEFORE People are saying that this picture above is also her…which I guess would make sense because she’s been naked before…but I am saying “Who the fuck is Jennette McCurdy…. I get the whole naked for publicity angle, but I’m not going to go google this shit to see who she is, what she does, or what she is publicity stuntin’ for…it takes a certain kind of girl to want to be famous, and that girl if not already connected is usually pretty willing to get naked.. I guess since we live in the internet porn generation – this kind of thing is hardly a scandal…but still naked…and that counts for something – even if it isn’t her, and she isn’t spreading her gaping asshole…

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Lucy Hale’s Weirdo Halloween of the Day

I don’t really know who Lucy Hale is because she’s not very hot, and I don’t bother with ugly girls, they hardly exist to me, except when I am having sex with them, because ugly girls are the only girls I have sex with, but this ugly girl, doesn’t realize she’s ugly, thanks to being on TV, which means that even in being an ugly girl – she would think she was too good for me – and in all honesty, she probably is, I’m pretty low level.. That said, she dressed up as Twitter…and it was dumb. Here she is After a Workout CLICK HERE Here she is showing some bra CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE CELEBS DOING HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE

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Miranda Stars in stepGIRLS VS Creepettes of the Day

We do this thing where we battle our friends over at creepstreet …in some wrestling “we do it better than you”…format competition that we are all winners in…called CREEPETTES VS. StepGIRLS…. You know their promo model team, versus ours…and it’s all in good fun and just a solid excuse to get girls on board and naked…and amazing… So here’s Miranda – who you can follow – msalii for Creepstreet vs step_girls I call this shoot – titties on the tracks….

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Maryna Linchuk Naked in Allure Russia of the Day

Maryna Linchuk is some Victoria’s Secret model from Belarus, who I guess could have been a mail order bride and cam girl – like so many Russians before her, but who instead works the model scenes – which would be a tragedy for anyone on the market for a Russian bride, because she’s a good one, or any Russian cam site viewers, because she’s a good one, but the good news, is that models get naked as part of their work….from Allure to GQ to all the big players in magazines trying to survive against the internet porn…they all get these models naked…sure it is for fashion…but if these was the 70s, the publisher would be getting shot for indecency charges and being anti-Christian… I guess we’ve come a long way as a people, especially these Russians, since they aren’t communist anymore…but they are naked…and amazing because I guess communism killed off all the ugly ones…and I like that….because who needs uglies…right…

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