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Miley Cyrus Got Herself a New Tattoo of the Day

Miley Cyrus got a new Tattoo because she’s so fucking urban, you know now that she’s gone hip hop, because hip hop is pop music, and she’s a fucking pop star from LA and all she knows is pop…you know even when being underground she’s fucking mainstream cuz she’s Miley Cyrus…and the whole thing would be better if she was choreographing a hipster themed, but not very hipster cuz she’s Miley, and being hipster is impossible, twerk…. Here’s some MTV VMA preview shit…that would be much better if she was shaking that ass…it’s pretty fucking lame… To See The Rest of the Pics of Her with Kat Von D, my favorite fat nobody Nazi who doesn’t deserve to be famous… CLICK HERE

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Miley Cyrus Got Herself a New Tattoo of the Day

Miley Cyrus Got Herself a New Tattoo of the Day

Miley Cyrus got a new Tattoo because she’s so fucking urban, you know now that she’s gone hip hop, because hip hop is pop music, and she’s a fucking pop star from LA and all she knows is pop…you know even when being underground she’s fucking mainstream cuz she’s Miley Cyrus…and the whole thing would be better if she was choreographing a hipster themed, but not very hipster cuz she’s Miley, and being hipster is impossible, twerk…. Here’s some MTV VMA preview shit…that would be much better if she was shaking that ass…it’s pretty fucking lame… To See The Rest of the Pics of Her with Kat Von D, my favorite fat nobody Nazi who doesn’t deserve to be famous… CLICK HERE

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Signs You’re Becoming A Crazy Cat Lady

Signs You’re Becoming A Crazy Cat Lady You tell yourself, “That will never be me” when you see the haggard looking woman across the street come out for her newspaper in the only thing you’ve ever seen her wear—her bathrobe. But she never thought that’d be her either! That’s because she missed these crucial signs that she was on her way to becoming a crazy cat lady. More….

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Milla Jovovich for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Milla Jovovich may be 100 years old, a mom, but she’s still got it going on, at least when in a bra for a magazine, like it was 1998 and this was the Fifth Element premiere, and not 15 years later…but I have a feeling these are old pictures…and I have a feeling she looks a bit like a dude in a bra…your favorite…

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Yesterday’s Irina Shayk’s Cameltoe of the Day

Sometimes I post so much that by the time a picture of some low level mail order bride who played her mail order bride career properly because she’s hot as fuck…and good enough to be hired by a pro-soccer player in need of a beard…because being gay wouldn’t work out so well with him and his fans who get boners for him…which ended up landing her in SI Swimsuit loved by everyone and not just paying customers…which I guess is okay with her, but deep down inside she was born a whore and will die a whore and will show her pussy even if it’s through spandex pants…pants so good they would motivate me to go the gym…. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Nina Dobrev Gets It On With Mr. Potato Head!

Here’s one of my favorite cuties Nina Dobrev at Variety ‘s Power of Youth event, which I’m told is meant to celebrate the best young talent in Hollywood. So I’m glad to see that other people are finally realizing what me and my readers have known for months now — that Nina is really going places. And hopefully my bedroom’s on that list. Anyway, I’m not really sure what Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head were doing here, but I think this might officially be the weirdest threesome fantasy we’ve ever had on the site. So enjoy, the one guy out there whose sick dreams just came true. » view all 22 photos Photos: WENN.com , PacificCoastNews

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Warning! JoJo Should Not Stand Next To Her Hot Friend

I don’t know what the huge fascination is with JoJo because she’s average at best. And this is proof. Here she is enjoying a night out with what I’m hoping is a hot lipstick lesbian friend. Now don’t get me wrong, I’d spend an evening motorboating JoJo’s little cleavage, but sadly I’d be thinking about the hot piece next to her the whole time.

Nikki Valant is the DSFcam Girl of the Day

NikkiValantDirect is the DSFCAM girl of the day…partially because she gets naked on the internet and puts on a hot little show like a hot little slut…but also because she’s 100 pounds with massive fucking tits….not to mention she’s a VIRGO…OMG…what can’t this girl do…according to her profile…not much…except ANAL, but like any girl, they can be easted into that. What a fucking babe and she Twerks… To Visit DSFCams CLICK HERE To Visit Her Page…. CLICK HERE

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Get Well: Cynthia Bailey’s Mystery Illness Revealed… (Spoiler Alert!)

If you’ve been wondering what has been ailing Cynthia Bailey … The “Real Housewives of Atlanta” star is no longer keeping her health problems a secret. According to National Enquirer reports : Rumors started swirling last month that gorgeous model Cynthia Bailey, 46 – who married restaurateur Peter Thomas in 2010 – might be pregnant, because she appeared to be sporting a paunch at BFF NeNe Leakes’ wedding. The whispers prompted Cynthia to reveal publicly that she had an undisclosed medical condition,” said an insider. The ENQUIRER has learned Cynthia has uterine fibroid tumors that have grown so large they need to be surgically removed ASAP. According to WEBMD, fibroid tumors are composed of renegade muscle cells that band together to form a fibrous mass within the uterus. Like Cynthia’s, they are rarely malignant, but commonly occur between the ages of 30-40, with African-American women at greatest risk. “Cynthia agreed to share her health crisis on the show because she wants other women see what she goes through and be reminded that they need to get regular checkups,” a family friend revealed. “She didn’t go to the doctor because she was working too much. But when her stomach started to grow, and she knew she wasn’t pregnant, she went to the doctor in a panic, wondering if she had cancer.” Although the diagnosis came as a relief, Cynthia, who has a 12-year-old daughter from a previous relationship, is still concerned about surgery. “She’s allowing Bravo cameras to be there,” added the friend. “And Peter will be right by her side.” Ladies, make sure you’re making that annual visit to the OB-GYN. Continue reading

Lindsay Ellingson Belongs In Lingerie

I know that when it comes to Victoria’s Secret models, Lindsay Ellingson isn’t as popular as some of the other girls. At first I didn’t get it, because she’s clearly just as hot as they are. But now I think I’ve finally figured out why. It’s because she doesn’t know how to wear a handbra properly. In which case, I’d be more than happy to help teach her.  So call me, Lindsay and we’ll set up a private hands-on tutoring session in my bedroom. I even personally guarantee results. For one of us, at least. » view all 32 photos

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