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Toni Garrn’s Got Back

Posted on November 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

I’ve always said that  Toni Garrn is pretty underrated as far as Victoria’s Secret hotties are concerned, and after seeing her at the 2015 Bambi Awards, I think I’ve finally figured out what the problem is: she doesn’t know how to dress. I may not know much about fashion, but I do know that this outfit of hers would look 20 times better turned the other way around. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Plus-size Model Kate Upton’s Workout For W Magazine

Posted on September 22, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

Now that Kate Upton is the world’s most famous plus-sized model , it looks like she let W Magazine tag along to check out her workout. And I think I’ve finally figured out why Kate’s looking bigger these days. See, I may not know much about exercising (I’m a blogger, remember?), but I’m pretty sure she should be doing cardio, not weight training, if she wants to lose a few extra LBs. But lucky for Kate, I’ve got just the solution: it’s called the Tuna press, and it only takes 30-45 seconds a day. And yes, I’m available for private lessons. Call me! Continue reading →

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Want To Date A Supermodel? Make Sure You’re Super Rich

Posted on August 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

All these years, I’ve been trying to crack the code and figure out how to convince one of these crazy-hot supermodels I’m always writing about to finally date me. And after seeing these pictures of mega-hottie Miranda Kerr with her billionaire boyfriend Evan Spiegel, aka the nerd behind Snapchat, I think I finally figured it out: you need to be filthy rich. That, or the guy’s got all Miranda’s private Snaps saved as blackmail. Either way, I wish I’d thought of it first. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Gemma Arterton Because She Is Hot

Posted on May 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

I’ve always liked Gemma Arterton , even though she isn’t as popular as some of the other busty British hotties out there. And I think I might’ve finally figured out why: because here she is at the British Designers Collective event stuffed into a tight dress. Only I’m not seeing any cleavage. Luckily though, that’s an easy fix. A couple trips to the beach with the paps and Gemma will be a household name in no time. I guarantee it. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards Pictures

Posted on January 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Emily Ratajkowski Because She Is Amazing

Posted on January 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So no one came to my big  Golden Globes  viewing party last night, which is a real shame, because I found a whole bunch of leftover pizza under my couch and everything. Anyway, I’m not gonna lie, I was a little hurt at first. But now I think I finally figured out why no one showed. Because if a hot nobody like  Emily Ratajkowski was in attendance, then they must’ve invited every single hottie in Hollywood. Yeah, that’s gotta be it. Photos: WENN.com

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Emmy Rossum Goes See Through

Posted on December 23, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

I’ve always liked Emmy Rossum . She’s got a great set of legs, and she always seems willing to show off that super-cute cleavage of hers, which are pretty much my two biggest requirements for a hottie. But for some reason, Emmy’s not quite as famous as she could be. And I think I’ve finally figured it out. No, she doesn’t need to hook up with yours truly (although I’m sure it wouldn’t hurt). See, here she is going out wearing a see-through shirt, which is a great move for any hottie, but then she forgot the most important part: to forget to wear a bra underneath. So close! I’m telling you, if Emmy really wants to boost her career, she should fire her agent and managers and just hire me as her hotness consultant. I’ll have her on the A-list in no time. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Courtney Stodden Is Red Hot

Posted on March 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know that not everybody loves Courtney Stodden as much as I do, but luckily there’s still one group of people that shares my feelings for the busty wannabe celebrity. No, not dirty old men (although I’m sure they’re big fans too). I’m talking about the paparazzi. And I’m extremely jealous that they get to follow her around 24/7 and I don’t. That said, I think I finally figured out how to land a date with Courtney: all I need to do is get myself a camera and a zoom lens. Either that or pretend to be a 50-year-old millionaire, but this way it’ll be much less suspicious when I invite her to come back to my mom’s place. » view all 34 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Courtney Stodden Is Red Hot

Posted on March 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know that not everybody loves Courtney Stodden as much as I do, but luckily there’s still one group of people that shares my feelings for the busty wannabe celebrity. No, not dirty old men (although I’m sure they’re big fans too). I’m talking about the paparazzi. And I’m extremely jealous that they get to follow her around 24/7 and I don’t. That said, I think I finally figured out how to land a date with Courtney: all I need to do is get myself a camera and a zoom lens. Either that or pretend to be a 50-year-old millionaire, but this way it’ll be much less suspicious when I invite her to come back to my mom’s place. » view all 34 photos Photos: WENN.com

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