Here’s some video of Lily-Rose Depp dancing on a boat in a bikini, because she’s just another rich kid getting to pretend to be a famous model on her parents’ dime. And really, I don’t care if she’s earned her 15 minutes of fame or not. She’s cute and clearly wants attention, and me and the Little Tuna are more than happy to give it to her. So enjoy.
Demi Lovato is a sturdy girl, who is now pretending to be a fitness influencer, because she got dumped, and got in shape….or whatever shape this is…it’s not her at her most thick or dumpy….no belly hanging over her leggings like when she was full lesbian fat chick embracing being plus sized because she was all Body Positive….out of convenience…but then she got dumped and turned her back on all the women who were behind her and her fatness…but are too stupid to realize buying into the hype…. The post Demi Lovato Fitness Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
GETTY Viola Davis Kills It At The Golden Globes Viola Davis showed up at the Golden Globes and showed us how to get away with murder because she absolutely killed it. Get it? Cuz that’s the name of her show. And she also murdered…nevermind. You probably get it. Anyway, the point is Viola Davis brought out the wig and the dress and the slayage and our lives have been gotten. VIOLA DAVIS IS A GODDESS OH MY GOD LOOK AT HER #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/sgWmdITxlI — i, O8 (@blutjeans) January 7, 2018 So take a look at how Viola ruled the night.
Selma Hayek was at a film festival, because she’s a famous Mexican actress who made it in America based on her talents alone, I mean that and her ability to be sexually harassed until she has to rat out her pervert aggressors after the money has long been in the bank, because these tits, that she’s very liberal with, and has been her whole career because she knew they were key tools in Mattering…..are seductive…but as we’ve learned…just cuz a ho is a ho is a ho – doesn’t mean we’re allowed to offer them career advancement for sex…even after they accept…but decide 10 years later it was a bad choice cuz it’s too far gone to go back on and take away from her.. All these people – nuts. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selma Hayek – Massive Tits – For a Film Festival of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
J.Lo wrote some inspirational bullshit about not giving up in 2018, despite being 100 years old, because she makes so much fucking money and her ego makes her want to strive for more… To all of the fans and to all my partners who I was so very fortunate to work with this year… Thank you so much!!! Here’s to scaling new heights and surpassing even our wildest dreams…To an amazing 2018!!! You know I’m ready!! … So be prepared for more J.Lo…. She’s even working out her fat ass for the paparazzi to be strong enough, hot enough, tight bodied enough to take on the new year… Big Ass Up in the Air…in spandex…porn to someone, likely A.Rod, who jerked off to her when he was in College and now gets to jerk off on her, cuz he’s rich as fuck too. Getting a head start on her NEW YEAR NEW ME because she’s an over achiever. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post J.Lo Fat Ass Workout of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
YOU CAN’T KILL LOHAN… Lindsay Lohan is in Phuket in Thailand, which is where she goes to unwind, you know because she’s so stressed being an emotionally unstable child star who has denounced her American citizenship and sold herself to rich arab men, that have contributed to her weird new accent… While on a hike, she got bit by a snake, which in and of itself is gnarly as fuck, terrifying really, the most deadly snakes are in Thailand…and girl survived, I assume due to being so medicated and her ability to metabolize drugs, the venom just made her feel a little light headed and now it’s her new drug of choice….while most people would have died… The reality is..Lohan can’t die….she lives forever….and is in a bikini…HOT….all mangled and shit. The post Lindsay Lohan WAS BITTEN BY A SNAKE in a Bikini and Survived of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
This is the worst way to go into Christmas… Katy Perry, a demon sent from the depths of hell to rape our minds with shitty music we all know the lyrics of thanks to evil BRAIN WASHING…. Out there showing her Crotch being suffocated by her fat thighs, because she’s fat…like she’s some kind of hot bitch who people adorn and want to see her fat gunt getting choked out like a wrestler… I’ll always look at pussy definition…but that doesn’t mean the pussy definition is worth looking at.. This Girl is a Monster…and her tits aren’t even that great. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Katy Perry Unfortunate Crotch Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Demi Lovato sexualizing herself with her tits and her face injections…creeps me out…but I guess people who are obsessed with Disney, because she was a Disney Kid, and because we know there are people obsessed with Disney, unable to get over it, because they had some childhood trauma and Disney feels like home…keep this thing alive…so we can see what she’d call her evolution, but I’d call her inconsistencies and lies to get people to buy her shit, like a manipulative entitled cunt you know she is. I am not a fan, but I guess the face injections and working out is doing alright for her…so lets support that cosmetic treatment shit… The post Demi Lovato’s Got the titties On of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Irina Shayk is a wonderful, soulless, opportunistic, hollywood wife straight from Russia… The Russians have come a long way from making bootleg VHS tapes of American TV contraband that they passed around amongst themselves….you know when they’d have riots for American music, like when Michael Jackson played for them….or they’d fucking kill for a pair of Levis jeans….and now…they are billionaires, or fucking billionaires, no longer seductive spies, but just as manipulative and tactical, using it to get fucked by pop culture, since Brad Cooper and Ronaldo are pop culture and making a life of that…for yourself because you’re hot Russian bride… This is for Love Magazine, I hate promoting their shit, they don’t promote me, and it’s not that good, but it’s Irina Shayk fetish is stronger than my hate for this clickbait…. The post Irina Shayk Titty Cowboy for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Paris Jackson is in some panties…or apparently this is Paris Jackson, I have no idea whether she’s Paris Jackson or not, and I guess either does she because she doesn’t want to take the DNA test that reminds her and the rest of the world that she’s not MJs legit kid, but rather some mooch living off his empire because he was weird and “adopted” her, hoping she was a little boy….but instead ending up with some girl putting her weird self out there in boy shorts… The post Paris Jackson Panty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .