I know we’re all supposed to pretend Bella Hadid is a real professional model who keeps getting these gigs because she’s so talented and so amazing at her job, and not just because her dad is obscenely rich. So I guess I’ll play along: here’s Bella doing a photoshoot for Penshoppe and just look at all the different model faces she’s making. It’s definitely not just the same look in all ten pictures! Now, where do I pick up my check from Bella’s manager?
With a name like Bregje – you’d think she was a bucket of vomit left on the side of your bed after a night of hard drinking and Indian Buffet eating…..before going down on a rank hooker that tastes like dog shit because her last client made her fuck some frozen dog shit, it was his thing, and she had no time to shower, because you get what you pay for… BREGJE… But despite sounding like she was named when her mom was throwing up from all the heroin detoxing…she’s actually quite lovely…at least when shot professionally…WITH HER TITTIES OUT… ALL photoshopped professionally….WITH HER TITTIES OUT.. I am so glad we get the exclusive look at the TITTIES OUT…you know because she’s not digging deep by taking the TITTIES out to get noticed, that would be shameless…and this is a lady we’re talking about.. The post Bregje Heinen with her Titty Out Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Every time I look at Britney Spears I think of that song Every Time by Britney Spears…but also….whether Britney Spears is still in there..I feel like she’s comatose and communicating with us by blinking, but that’s giving her too much credit, she was a half retard, song and dance puppet the family just heavily medicated…. She’s aging, a little too fit, wearing a tight dress, all broad shoulder…because she’s on a strict training routine…and that’s ok…if you’re gonna approach menopause, to it with muscle mass. Great fucking tits though…keep up the good work. The post Britney Spears, Old and Boxy in a Tight Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
If you needed a reason to not want to fuck Katy Perry…and I am sure some of you do, because she is seen as being hot in some circles, circles I don’t understand or ever want to be a part of, but circles none the less…in what I guess is some kind of sex cult level master mind manipulation tactics from her team – the Illuminati…and suckers get sucked into the LIE…. This is what she looks like when she’s riding the cock…just an bulky, awkward disaster of a woman, smashing pelvis into floors… She’s doing the demo in a little plaid skirt, and even that isn’t hot…because Katy Perry isn’t hot.. That’s about all I need to say about that….I’ve said too much… The post Katy Perry Doing the Worm in a Skirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Rihanna just had a street in Barbados named after her, even though a lot of the locals that I knew years ago fucking hated her, but I guess eventually that hate turned into pride, like hometown hottie who has more money than the island combined, getting special treatment from the Government as a thanks for putting them on the map….or some shit… You know, why invest into the infrastructure of the country, give Rihanna gifts, because she doesn’t have enough sitting in her 30 million dollar house, a far cry from the shanty she was raised in… I heard that since being found while working as a child prostitute and turned into a star, she’s been a cunt to the people she was raised with, because she can…but look at her now…bigger than life, bigger than she’s ever been, bigger that the street named after her…what I am saying is girl is big for Vogue…. The post Rihanna in Vogue Paris of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Madison Beer has a great name for the bros. Bros like beer, they drink too much beer, and they like all things beer related, so a name like Beer would be hype to their simple PENIS DRAWING minds… Bros also like Tits, and Madison Beer has tits, tits that her mom taught her how to show off while making her into Bieber’s Fuck Toy….via YOUTUBE.. Now, she’s the thirsty one, as thirsty as I am for a beer, doing anything she can to get noticed, and it’s working, because she now exists, our pervert minds are working in overtime, even if we don’t want to sexualize women, we sexualize women….it’s physiological, we see tits, we get turned on…these girls know what they are doing.. TO SEE THE REST OF HER BRA OUTFIT CLICK HERE Here’s Madison Beer in Fuck Me Boots: TO SEE THE REST CLICK HERE Here She is in a Mini Leather Skirt TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Madison Beer in a Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kelly Brook is a fat chick, with fat tits, who would starve herself before her titty shoots to look less fat, but was still fat. I’ve met Rugby players who have fucked her and have passed around pics of her for comedic purposes… I’ve also met fat chicks, I even married one and I can tell you with confidence that fat chicks are just lazy slobs…and all the rationalizing fat chicks is just them finding excuses to be lazy.. Fat chicks have always existed. In Africa, the fat chick was deemed the most fertile and all the men in the tribe wanted to knock her up, because the chances of her surviving a famine and the pregnancy were higher…. In Europe and America…the fat chick was just laughed at, fucked when drunk at 3 am when options were limited, and occasionally stars of fetish porn, because some weirdos are into fat girls, mainly for their tits…. The plus sized model thing happened and people like Anna Nicole Smith, Mamma Cass, whoever the fuck else has been seen as fat, pigs like Ariel Winter….and even Marilyn Monroe, who weighed in at 118 pounds for her 5 foot 5 frame…now girls are pushing 200 lbs…. But now.. fat chicks are fucking everywhere, the world is obese, unhealthy, on medication for Chronic illness and some fat chicks like Kelly Brook, known for her fat tits, who polarized being a fat chick…now can embrace and accept being fat… Kelly Brook is an early adopter to being a fat chick….she’s pushing 50 by now…still fat, still click baiting….this time for Christmas. Tis the Season… The post Kelly Brook Christmas Sex Doll for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Eliza Cummings has a duty to live up to her name…by doing all she can in her low to mid level modeling to contribute to as many people CUMMING as possible, it’s her namesake, it is what she is destined and meant to do…. I’ve said this before, but it’s is like someone named BAKER not knowing how to bake. Or someone named “Archer” not knowing anything about archery….or someone named “Potter” not knowing shit about Harry Potter, like that Emma Watson is not hot, or “Barber” not knowing how to cut hair…prferably pubic hair or someone named “Brewer” not knowing how to make beer, I want beer or “MILLER” not knowing how to MILL…whatever the fuck that means…or “Carpenter” not know how to make a goddamn cabinet…or “Carver” not knowing how to use a knife….or someone naked “Pound” not knowing how to POUND THAT PUSSY… Why would I write more of these when I already did the work, I want to be a one-trick pony, like this Eliza Cummings…who’s doing what she can to get people cumming…and that’s what matters… This time for a legit sugar baby lingerie brand, for a sugar baby…this must be FUCKING everything for her…and for them really..understanding their market… Hot for Christmas…. The post Eliza Cummings for Agent Provocateur of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Ugly Face Tisdale is not hiding behind sunglasses, a mask, her hand, or the tools she usually uses to try to divert people’s attention from her below average, even awkward looks….but she should be…because she’s scary… Ugly face Tisdale is using the more interesting diversion – the topless / bra pictures…because…her body has always been what she has going for her..so start to use it Disney bitch…use what you got…cuz you’re pushing 50 fucking years old…it… I guess it’s not that interesting, The post Ashley Tisdale Brings her Bra to Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jessica Alba’s got the fat ass stomach and titties….because she’s part Mexican and pregnant…which means she should be 300 more pounds than this… She’s not hot, because she’s pregnant really, but also because she’s old… I never really understood her hype, she wasn’t anything interesting or talented and she didn’t ever do any really solid movies, but she’s famous as fuck, probably a terrible fucking human…but she’s breeding and that’s exiciting, I mean not really, but maybe some of you perverts want to see her spawns in 18 years….you know prepping for the level of fucked up they’ll be..especially now that she’s a billionaire… Either way, alba, who gives a fuck and why am I putting these up….milk filled tits? Ok. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ready To Drop Alba of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
