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Miley Cyrus Another Hot Pic to Promote Her Album of the Day

The pics from this MILEY CYRUS PHOTOSHOOT that she is using to promote her new album won’t die…and that, unlike a Kardashian that won’t die, is a good thing…because any excuse to get Miley showing off you young, tight, fit body to really let us all know that she’s not a Disney Tween anymore, she’s a grown woman dammit, she just doesn’t know how to spell Grown, because she has people who do that for her, she’s rich and school is for people who want to be rich, not who already are rich…. Not that that has anything to do with her pulling down her one piece in ways that would be criminal if she was actually the age she looks…. I’m a fan….she’s awesome. I just wish it was a higher resolution pic of her TITS which is as expected a fake

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Adriana Lima’s Modeling Bikinis of the Day

Mom Adriana Lima is modeling for Victoria’s Secret, because why the fuck not, they pay her a lot of money, she’s contractually obliged and as long as it’s from this angle, no one sees the remnants of the natural disaster that happened to her pussy and stomach thanks to child birth….and despite hating moms and everything that comes with them…despite being a stepfather…I can always appreciate good ass in a small bikini…It’s my theme song…and she’s lookin’ good enough for me. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kimberly Garner Modeling Bikinis of the Day

Who the fuck is Kimberly Garner and why do I want to sing her love songs outside her house until she calls the police because we’ve never met and that kind of thing is frowned upon in this society that is void of romance, or taking what you want. Well apparently she’s from the UK, but I don’t believe it, because she doesn’t look like a potato eating troll with no teeth, all grey skinned and full of warts, like most girls from the UK….in fact, she’s long and lean and lovely, especially when modeling bikinis… I’ve POSTED ABOUT HER BEFORE …and I’ll do it again…just as soon as I stop planning our surprise wedding….she’s good.

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Kym Graham Rockin’ Some Big Tits of the Day

I don’t know who this Kym Graham bitch is, but I can assume she’s got the same story as all the other titty models, I generalize like that, it makes life easier. She’s young, she’s got big tits, she’s from the UK and doesn’t look like a fucking troll with broken down stained teeth and grey skin, and she’s making moves to get to a place she needs to be…topless….because that’s where her talents lie Whether he uncle taught her how to pee when she was 15 or not doesn’t matter….the fact is that she’s broken enough to live it up like this and I like it.

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Rihanna Works a Phallus of the Day

I am going to guess it was Rihanna’s birthday, I am an investigative journalist like that, you know balloons and cake can mean anything, but I’m sticking with birthday…. Bitches love cake, especially when shaped like a giant penis, all black and red tipped dude to over-use, herpes, pretty much what she’s used to…and like an animal, she can’t contain herself, all dripping like a baboon ready to be penetrated, because she’s an island girl and her biological clock started tickin’ at 15, back when she child prostituted her way to fame. All this to say, I think she’s hot. TO SEE SOME PICS LOOKIN’ DOWN HER SHIRT FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kelly Osbourne Unfortunately in a Bikini for SELF Magazine of the Day

Photoshopped Kelly Osbourne is on the cover of SELF Magazine, next to a headline on 5 minute abs, even though her abs look more like a singular hard packed piled of shit that is impacted inside her from all the anal I assume she has because either she’s got a dick, at least that’s what her sex appeal in a bikini tells me, or no one, not even the biggest gold digger or Sabbath fan wants to K-Fed her….she’s just that appealing a vagina… I guess she’s on the cover because she’s made progress and is not as fat as she once was, but that’s really not saying all that much, because let’s face it, no one should be as fat as she was and losing that weight shouldn’t be celebrated, because she shouldn’t have been there in the first place. It’s like celebrating a convicted killer for not killing a guy he got in a fight with, you know only leaving his face smashed in but still breathing, only with more bikini and far less excitement…here are the pics to start your day in a horrible way…. She is a monster…

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Katy Perry in Vintage Underwear for MAX of the Day

Katy Perry is a cankle of a woman, not just because she has cankles, but because her cankles embody her, and have turned her into a pile of unwanted fat in the grand scheme of society, that everyone encourages and compliments, despite it being a giant cankle on the entertainment industry, because it’s the anti-bullying era, and she makes people money. So seeing her pose in some vintage underwear or bathing suits, is as hot as seeing a cankle, but the good news is with every fat ankle, comes a set of fat tits, to distract from her bad genes, talentless life, and scam of a career that she’s somehow masterminded, because fat tits are a powerful thing….

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Selena Gomez Wants You To Come And Get It

So Selena Gomez took her leg show to Letterman again last night, this time to promote her new single. To be honest, I forgot she was still doing that, but apparently I was wrong because she lip-synced performed it on the show. The song’s called “Come & Get It,” and I’m pretty sure it’s Selena’s way of asking me out. I’ve gotta be honest, I had a hard time listening to the lyrics watching her in those stripper boots. But don’t worry Selena, I’ll be on the next flight to LA to come get some. » view all 30 photos Related Articles: Selena Gomez’s Cuteness Gets Molested Selena Gomez Gets Her Cute On Selena Gomez Is A Nice Young Lady Selena Gomez Is A Sexy Babysitter Photos: WENN.com

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Christina Aguilera’s Cleavage Is Influential

In case you hadn’t noticed, I haven’t done a post on Christina Aguilera in a long time. Mainly because I just don’t find her that hot anymore now. But I guess somebody out there still does, because she was invited to Time Magazine ‘s Gala for the 100 Most Influential People in the World. I’m not really sure what Christina was doing on the list, but I figure it’s got to be for that cleavage of hers. I know it certainly used to inspire me. » view all 13 photos Related Articles: Christina Aguilera Flashes Ellen The Goods Christina Aguilera’s Greatest Tits, I Mean Hits Promo Pics Christina Aguilera Breasts Can’t Save That Old Lady Outfit Christina Aguilera Ruins A See Through Moment Photos: WENN.com

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Rihanna Turning Me on Via Instagram of the Day

Here are some pics of Rihanna with her mom, who I can tell loves spending her daughter’s money, because it’s better than working as a cleaning lady at a Luxury hotel in barbados, or whatever it is that the mom did before her daughter became this fucking powerhouse and I think it is tapping into my incest fetish, because shit is hot like fire, old mom teaching her daughter some tricks, because you know if Rihanna never made it, they’d be sucking British dick together for 100 dollars. Destiny may have taken a different course, but I still can focus on what shoulda been. TO SEE HER IN AN OPEN DEMIN SHIRT WITH NO BRA FROM LAST FRIDAY FOLLOW THIS LINK

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