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Monkey Thief

Posted on July 21, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Forty plants went missing after a stint of robberies at a plant store in Texas, and the guilty duo caught on camera featured a dude and his monkey. A monkey thief.

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Latoya Jackson’s Hot Tits of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like to keep my Michael Jackson masturbation material as up to date as possibe abd since he’s gone off and “Died” on me, I’m forced to use the second best thing to his hot skinny little corpse of a body and cartoon like face and that’s where Latoya Jackson comes in because she is that she is what Michael would look like had he gone through with the sex change operation, you know instead of dying and the whole thing was my dirty little secret until today, I just can’t contain myself.

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Annalynne McCord’s Bikini Birthday Party of the Day

Posted on July 20, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I get that Annalynne McCord’s mastered the real secret of staying in the Paparazzi’s lens and securing her celebrity for being on a shitty TV show, and that’s by wearing a bikini as often as she can because bikini pictures get picked up everywhere and people talk about you, sure it’s a cheap strategy, but the only other thing that will get her on this site is if she’s got a sex tape or is flashing her tits and pussy, because despite appreciating the fact that she’s skinny, I just can’t handle that stupid fucking face and dopey lookin’ mouth all teeth and smiles, shit’s ugly and the only way I can look past that is if I am lookin’ at her other lips…you know her LABIA lips….

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Pam Anderson’s Boyfriend is Ashamed of the Hepatitis of the Day

Posted on July 20, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Pamela Anderson’s boyfriend has a funny story. You know when you were sitting around with your friends back in college and you were drinking before you went out to get laid, but not actually ever closing the deal, and you used to play “Would you rather?”, and one of the questions was along the lines of “Would you eat Pamela Anderson out when she was on her Period?” or “Would you rather lick her ass right after she took a shit?”, or “Would you rather fuck Pamela Anderson up the ass without a condom even if she was HIV Positive?” because you know she was the fuckin’ hot shit of the decade, the go to celebrity pussy to jerk off to, because she was hard nippled in a bathing suit on all our TVs late Saturday nights and had a sex tape and Playboy career

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Whitney Port is a Dump in her Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 20, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wonder what Whitney Port’s dad does for a living. I assume he’s in the industry because that’d be the only reason anyone would give a bitch like her a chance.

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Paris Hilton Subtly Advertises Her Rancid Pussy of the Day

Posted on July 16, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Paris Hilton is always out lookin’ for dick.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Lesbian GQ Picture of the Day

Posted on July 16, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I heard Lohan was shooting an afterschool special like it was ‘82 in hopes of bringing her career back to the great heights it once was at, or some shit but I could be wrong, because she ignores me and she is not answering my texts, like she was the Queen of England who doesn’t really grasp technology or someone who is at the top of her fuckin’ game which clearly she isn’t and should be nice to everyone because when she ends up on the street corner begging for change, she won’t want to be ignored.

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Mary Carey and Her Husband Kissing of the Day

Posted on July 15, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Some dude was lucky enough to land Mary Carey as a wife. I am sure she took a lot of fucking work, you know because she’s so fucking unattainable and not at all disgusting.

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Distracted By Something Shiny: Ashley Parker Angel Has Issues

Posted on July 15, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

And each time, for the five minutes (or less) that I watched it, I was left stunned. The show is about former O-Town pretty boy Ashley Parker Angel . He’s married now, and his wife’s mom lives with them (or do they live with her?

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Catatan Ewi: OVER HER DEAD BODY

Posted on July 15, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate (Eva Longoria Parker ) dies on the day of her wedding to fiancé Henry (Paul Rudd). He subsequently begins a relationship with psychic Ashley (Lake Bell) who becomes haunted by Kate trying to sabotage their relationship

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