I was friends with a nerd a long time ago…not good friends but it was in the era of nerds becoming cool and I was hanging with him before that happened….he went onto ripping of DrunkenStepfather and starting another celebrity blog that he made millions on and sold for millions and is probably still a fucking socially awkward freak but with lots of money that we can only hope has got his weirdness laid… Well, it was the DVD era, when people bought DVDs and he would go to the shop every Tuesday to get the latest releases…I made the mistake of going with him once…it was the special edition release of Underworld, he already had the original release in multiple copies, and motherfucker spent 40 minutes going through each and every one on display to pick out two, one to watch and one to store and whenever I post on the amazingly aged Kate Beckinsale – I think of that guy and his relationship with Kate Beckinsale….which was clearly very fucking unhealthy…and I guess when you don’t fuck real girls, and Kate Beckinsale looks the way she does it’s almost justified, creepy but justified…to people who over rationalize their obsessive compulsiveness… This is how you all feel about this… The post Kate Beckinsale Ass on Set of New Underworld Movie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Beckinsale may be old and I may hate old chicks – but she’s one of the few old chicks who is still magical….she’s a mom with a teenage daughter – yet she still looks like this – something you sometimes see leaving YOGA studios…but it’s rare…. Her body is thin, maybe it’s angles, maybe it’s good DNA, maybe it’s some science experiement gone right….maybe it’s being a rich kid, living the good life, experiencing very little stress in her life – but stress is relative, some of these bitches who have never starved don’t realize what starving is and breaking a nail causes life fucking breakdowns….but whatever it is is good… I mean, we’re not looking at her stomach, or her ravaged vagina, so maybe this is tricking me and the nerds to keep on believing….and keep on believing I will do….but unfortunately, the reality of 40 year old women I fuck with is that they are not anything like this….and are a lot too fucking real but they aren’t Kate Beckinsale… The post Kate Beckinsale’s Bikini Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I just have to say that seeing Kate Beckinsale in a bikini is one hell of a beautiful sight. I’m so used to seeing her in some kind of black leather, skin tight ensemble while she’s kicking some vampire and/or werewolf ass, that seeing her in a simple white bikini is quite stunning. … read more
Kate Beckinsale is dressed like a penis, this is probably the single most important thing that has happened in nerd culture in recent years, even more important than Pokemon Go, because Kate Beckinsale is the god to the nerd people, and despite hating nerds and not being an official nerd, I own a blog which is as nerdy as it gets in the eyes of strippers I am trying to fuck, I can still appreciate a 40 year old who looks like Kate Beckinsale – even when she’s dressed like a dick…. I guess she’s trying to challenge her fans and their obscure chronic masturbation closet case weirdo sexuality…you know because now they’ve all jerked off to a dick, officially…one of the hottest dicks, but still a dick..homo. The post Kate Beckinsale in a Penis Costume of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Cheesy instagram models usually don’t make very much money. It’s like anything, the top 10 percent make stupid money, and the other 90 percent of girls with over 50,000 followers, look to that 10 percent as the beacon of hope or in their egotistical, narcisstic, these are people who stage photoshoots of THEMSELVES….like a tacky bored housewife….with the hope of getting famous, by going more viral than they usually go viral…through sex with rich guys… So most of these instagram models, are just escorts for hire, that like pornstar escorts, have a loop whole or sales bitch, or personal brand behind their whoring….but I’ll tell you…I know rich guys and I know instagram whores…and I know rich guys who fuck instagram whores..and half the instagram whores I know…are from fucking the rich guys… Doesn’t matter…you already know all this…you know why low level cheesy looking girls exists…yiu know why they do instagram…and you know that everyone wants to be famous, or thanks to the Kardashians having no talent, a belief that they can be famous too… You already know that every girl who has done a Playboy Cyber girl shoot, who posts half naked pics, who has over 50,000 followers, half that she bought, that she’ll have 10 rich guys inviting her to sit with them, drink with them, and fly on their private jets and go on vacation with them…because that’s what these do nothing, but think they are great, girls are willing to do for the life and the instagram pic… That said, Kate Beckinsale, who is not only the hottest 40 year old with an 20 year old daughter, your nerd ass is obessed with thanks to her more famous movie roles…She’s not an instagram model, but an actress, who some could argue is celebrated…and famous as fuck…and I guess with that comes a shitty attitude and ego….that her husband would rather shift his energy to a fun, young, girl for hire… Her name is “CJ Franco”….even though that’s not her name at all…and these are her instagram, self staged photoshoot pics…and homew recking a famous enough couple is her “Lewinsky”…which is a joke I use in blogging about when other sites went viral and famous – they had a scoop on the right story and solidified themselves in the world…homewrecking a famous couple, as an instagram model, is way more important than that Private Jet Selfie… I’m sure there are sex tapes and nude pics of her out there, and I’m sure she’s a more eager, take it up the ass, slut than Kate Beckinsale, who likely takes it up the ass, but it more annoying about it…Actors All these instagram models are the fucking same…with the same low quality pic…garbage… (she’s not even hot) A video posted by Cj Franco (@lisabise) on Jan 25, 2015 at 2:11pm PST (she’s cheesy as fuck) A video posted by Cj Franco (@lisabise) on Jun 19, 2015 at 11:36pm PDT (I like Kate Beckinssale Better…) A video posted by Cj Franco (@lisabise) on Jun 26, 2015 at 9:52pm PDT (what low grade pussy) A video posted by Cj Franco (@lisabise) on Jun 24, 2015 at 9:26pm PDT (low rent…but apparently better than Kate Beckinsale…not sure what that says about Kate Beckinsale) The post Kate Beckinsale Dumped for a Low Rent Barely an Instagram Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Kate Beckinsale…and the people who love her…absolutely love her…it’s like they saw her in some low level movie called Underworld, and their virgin socially awkward loser instincts took over and decided she was a girl they would love until the end of time…. Since I am not a virgin loser, I am someone with a virgin loser job, I mean blogging about these idiots is fucking lame…more lame than being these idiots…but funny enough…I am more about hating everything obsessively, that obsessing over bullshit like videogames, nerd shit, sci/fi fantasy and the girls who market themselves to that… But I do know who she is, because she’s a single mom, her daughter is probably 18 now, and she still looks like that…and for someone from the UK…that’s just a freak of fucking nature… So here’s a shitty intentional see-through…that is hardly a see-through… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I know she doesn’t get as much coverage on the site as someone like Alessandra Ambrosio, but that’s only because Kate Beckinsale doesn’t show up in lingerie as often. She’s still one of the hottest MILFs on the planet though, because whenever we do see her, it’s in pictures like this. I’ve never really wanted kids before, but one look at a hot mom like Kate and all of a sudden, it doesn’t sound half bad. Only if they’re hers though, and they live with their real dad. Let’s not go crazy here. » view all 32 photos Photos: WENN.com
Move over, Jennifer Aniston . You have some hot Cabo competition. Kate Beckinsale flaunted her amazing bikini body while hanging out poolside in Los Cabos, Mexico, where Aniston is also on vacation at the moment. Beckinsale was on vacation with her husband, Len Wiseman, and her daughter, Lily. That is one celebrity hot spot, given the presence of these beauties! The 40-year-old looked half her age in the tiny two-piece with oversized sunglasses as she walked around with her hair pulled into a messy bun. Your move, Jen. Kate Beckinsale Bikini
I don’t want to get any emails bitching about the slightly lower quality of these shots, because when you’re getting Kate Beckinsale bikini pictures, you really have nothing to complain about. It’s like finding a $20 bill on the sidewalk and whining that it wasn’t a $100. So anyway, your highness, I’m guessing that even though these aren’t in crystal clear HD, you’ll make do, and your afternoon royal scepter-polishing will still go off without a hitch. But just FYI, I don’t want to hear about that either. Photos: Fameflynet
