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Golden Globe Moment of the Night: Seth Rogen’s "Massive Erection"

Ricky Gervais zinged Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber . George Clooney mocked Brad Pitt and joked that Michael Fassbender has a large penis. Michelle Williams made us tear up via a gracious speech that focused on her daughter. But the moment of the night on the 2012 Golden Globe Awards telecast belonged to Seth Rogen, who walked on stage to present an award alongside Kate Beckinsale – considered the Sexiest Woman Alive by some – and told the audience he was trying to conceal a “massive erection.” Watch the quip below, along with Beckinsale’s unplanned reaction: Seth Rogen Massive Erection Joke

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Golden Globe Moment of the Night: Seth Rogen’s "Massive Erection"

Kate Beckinsale’s Awesome MILF Goodness

I don’t often get Kate Beckinsale on the site, she’s far too busy being one of the hottest moms on the planet, but when I do she certainly makes an impression. Here she is outside the Letterman studios showing off her incredible MILF good looks. She’s been married for quite some time now, I think it’s about time she has an affair with a certain frail wristed blogger who rarely leaves his house. Let’s do this.

Ali Larter in Smelly Pussy Pants of the Day

I used to fuck this chick from Holland named Bregje and she used to wear stupid clown pants like this…I just figured it was our cultural differences in our fashions….but people in Holland love riding bikes harder than they love legal prostitution…leading to me figuring out that some fabrics don’t breathe and that makes for a serious pussy smell similar to death…something you’d probably already assume of Ali Larter, even without her crazy pants, you know all filled up with afterbirth and shit, thanks to pregnancy, a prolapsed anus and ruptured intestine, you know baby making injuries….here are the pics…..who the fuck is Ali Larter ?

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Ali Larter in Smelly Pussy Pants of the Day

Jessica Biel Ass in a Dress of a Day

Jessica Biel is everyone’s favorite rock solid body….and I use the word everyone pretty loosely since I don’t think I’ve ever really heard anyone say anything about her….maybe cuz I don’t listen to people when they talk, but probably because she’s only brought up when trying to prove Justin Timberlake’s homosexuality….it’s evidence just like the fact he was in an all boys band created by a convicted pedophile… But this isn’t about TImberlake, it’s about Jessica Biel and her ass, all round and gently covered by a piece of fabric…all romantic like a romance novel that leads to fat lonely women having a one night stand with a jar of peanut butter and their dogs…you know how it is…

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Kate Beckinsale is a Hot Mom of the Day

Here’s hot mom Kate Beckinsale not crawling around on all fours…not bending over…not naked…not fingering herself…not showing cleavage…not rocking hard nipples….and not even rocking a cameltoe with ease thanks to her looser than average vagina…which may be more of a testament to her work ethic cuz it takes work and sometimes inanimate object insertion because getting famous isn’t easy…even when you are hot…that it has to do with her baby making….you know how it is….or maybe you don’t….

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Kate Beckinsale’s Perfect MILF Legs

I forgot to post these pictures of one of the hottest MILF’s on the planet, Kate Beckinsale , I feel sick to my stomach. How could I have overlooked such a beauty? Get it together Tuna! Better late than never I guess. Here she is at the Independent Spirit Awards from the other night looking absolutely perfect. Like a cold beer with sexy long legs. I love her. Hopefully she can forgive me, I won’t do it again. Unless someone with bigger breasts comes along. more pictures of Kate Beckinsale here

Destiny Dixon is hot

Here is a damn awesome compilation of pictures tweeted by the fucking hot Destiny Dixon. Continue reading

Kate Beckinsale bikini body

After filming the last Underworld movie Kate Beckinsale vacationed down in Mexico and was spotted Continue reading

Hilary Duff’s Sexy Baby Bump

You know the drill, Hilary Duff is still pregnant with another man’s baby, still wearing tight outfits, still looking as sexy as ever and still causing a lot of blood to rush to my penis. Keep up the good work.      

Elizabeth Hurley Fancies Up Her Cleavage

There’s nothing better in my books than a few shots of some dressed up Elizabeth Hurley cleavage, other than some cameraphone pics of my face resting comfortably between those beauties of course, so I had to post these pictures even if the douche in the penguin suit refuses to get out of the shot. Bastard. Luckily, Liz’s breasts are so perfect that they pretty much make the guy invisible. They’re magical.