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Elizabeth Hurley Can Do A Whole Lot Better

I was very saddened by the news this week that Elizabeth Hurley has decided to get married once again, you’d think she’d learn her lesson, so I thought I’d introduce you to the happy couple. That’s Liz on the right looking as gorgeous as ever, and that’s her new fiancee standing next to her with his tongue hanging out like a caveman about to club her over the head and drag her back into his cave by the hair. We get it douche, you hit the jackpot. Now get out of the shot.

See Mark Wahlberg Return To a Life of Duct Tape-Assisted Crime in the Contraband Trailer

Did you guys realize that Mark Wahlberg and Kate Beckinsale were starring in a little heist movie called Contraband ? Me neither, but that’s probably because Universal has quietly scheduled the film, from Icelandic director Baltasar Kormákur, for a quiet box office death release next January. But we’re going to need something to watch during that winter wasteland month so let’s take a look and see if super-angry Mark Wahlberg, his abs, and and Kate Beckinsale undressing for the camera can’t motivate us to buy tickets.

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See Mark Wahlberg Return To a Life of Duct Tape-Assisted Crime in the Contraband Trailer

10 Images That Come to Mind When Viewing the New Underworld: Awakening Teaser Poster

Of all the movies to come out in 2003, did you expect Underworld to produce three sequels? Not The Italian Job ? Or the ever-empowering What a Girl Wants ? Well, in the upcoming fourth installment of the series, Underworld: Awakening (in 3D), Kate Beckinsale reprises her role from the first two films, vampire warrioress Selene, “who escapes imprisonment to find herself in a world where humans have discovered the existence of both Vampire and Lycan clans, and are conducting an all-out war to eradicate both immortal species.” Sounds urgent. In the meantime, the movie’s new teaser poster calls to mind 10 unmistakable images — some of which are silly! Join us for some curated Beckinsale art.

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Geri Halliwell Should Be In Her Bikini

I think that of all the Spice Girls Geri Halliwell is the only one that has gotten better looking with age. Here she is out doing a little shopping in Cannes, looking hotter than ever. Wait, she’s in Cannes? Where the hell are the bikini pictures on some rich dude’s yacht? Hotties like Geri don’t go to the south of France and not prance around in their bikinis on some rich dude’s giant boat…. Not on my watch. Get to it, I’ll wait.

Hollywood Tuna’s Bikini Showdown – Sara Jean Underwood vs. Elisha Cuthbert (Top 16)

Yesterday, was by far the closest match-up to date but Jennifer Aniston managed to beat Kate Beckinsale by a tit. Anyway today we have the last showdown and then we get into some serious competition. Elisha Cuthbert vs. Sara Jean Underwood. I think Sara may be the “Tuna” girl of the moment but the “Girl Next Door” might be able to take her. Make sure to vote by commenting your choice below . Top 16 Round 8 Contestants Sara Jean Underwood Elisha Cuthbert Round 7 Winner (Top 16) Jennifer Aniston defeats Kate Beckinsale Round 6 Winner (Top 16) Ashley Tisdale defeats Julianne Hough Round 5 Winner (Top 16) Carmen Electra defeats Fergie Round 4 Winner (Top 16) Kate Upton defeats Sophie Monk Round 3 Winner (Top 16) Karissa Shannon defeats Heidi Montag Round 2 Winner (Top 16) Stacy Keibler defeats Selena Gomez Round 1 Winner (Top 16) Kelly Brook defeats Rachel Bilson View past Bikini Showdowns

Kate Beckinsale And Jessica Biel Make A Good Pair

If you thought that gin and tonic or peanut butter and jelly went well together, you’re not going to believe what an awesome combination Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel make. They’re pretty damn tasty. Here are the hotties hanging out on the red carpet together looking absolutely gorgeous. I don’t understand Jessica’s silly yellow mustache, but I’m not up to date on today’s hipster fashions. Anyhow, this is a duo I’d like to invite to a hot tub party. more pictures of Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel here

Elizabeth Hurley Super MILF Cleavage

If you’re looking for some classic super MILF cleavage, you’ve come to the right place. Here’s Elizabeth Hurley on the set of Gossip Girl dropping some amazing cleavage. I’m sure she’s giving the teenage male cast members some uncomfortable pant tents, she must be confused as to why they all want to do the scenes sitting down. Anyhow, the woman has still got it. If I was on my death bed with an incurable disease, I’d want Elizabeth to smother the life out of me with those beauties. What a way to go. more pictures of Elizabeth Hurley here

How Many Oscar-Winners Will Topline Comic-Con’s Day 2 Line-up?

Breaking Dawn highlighted yesterday’s announcement of the Day One schedule for Comic-Con, but today’s unveiling of Day Two’s line-up promises even more star wattage in Hall H. Among the talent making appearances in support of upcoming projects: John Cusack, Steven Soderbergh, Jeff Bridges, Alex Proyas, Guillermo del Toro, Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale, Nicolas Cage, and Andrew Garfield. Hit the jump to see how many award nominees and Oscar winners will come through the geek event on Friday alone!

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Elizabeth Hurley Is A Sexy Klutz

Elizabeth Hurley normally manages to keep herself perfectly put together, never a hair out of place or nipple slipping out of her top, so it’s a little strange to see the super MILF almost taking a tumble down the stairs in her yellow sundress. Silly lady. I’m glad she’s alright, but a part of me would have liked to have seen her go head over heels. Actually, heels over head would be much hotter. Nice boobies!

Kate Beckinsale Shows Off Her Puppies

Obviously there are some pretty simple jokes to be made about super MILF Kate Beckinsale showing off her cute “puppies”, but I’m going to look past that and focus on how happy she looks while going for a hike with her family. She’s really managed to pull together a career and a family life, she’s a shining example of a woman who knows how to balance work and home. She….. Who gives a crap about all that? The woman is gorgeous and those mom boobs are awesome. Enjoy.