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Shay Mitchell’s Shitty Topless Selfie of the Day

Shay Mitchell is a hugely famous Canadian actress who went to boarding school with someone I know on Vancouver Island….that person told me that she was an entitled spoiled cunt back then, and I can assume that after being thrown into Hollywood and having it work out for her, she’s a substantially worse spoiled cunt now…it’s like rich kids don’t get grounded when they become famous and from being on some silly, very famous show…they just get fucking worse… The good news is that all girls, famous or not, realize that you can never be too famous, not to mention you can never have too many dudes jerk off to you, so you might as well put that kind of content out there, of let’s say waking up in bed in India, where I guess she’s from…and flashing the city…in some slumdog millionaire, only she’s just a millionaire…obnoxiousness… I guess the real question is who took this pic of her, was it her boyfriend, or was it Dev Pattel…or was it her mom just continuing all they’ve worked so hard at building…their own little empire…we know when she fucks she makes her random cocks call her pussy the Taz Mahal…. The post Shay Mitchell’s Shitty Topless Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natalie Portman Being Slutty for Perfume of the Day

I always get in trouble for Natalie Portman posts, because Jewish people are very sensitive. Probably because of the whole Nazis wiping them out thing. That said, I always say that Natalie Portman is the poster Jewish girl, for Jewish guys everywhere to fantasize about, because Jewish guys need to marry Jewish girls in order to have Jewish babies, and any Jewish guy I know pretends that they don’t care about that shit, but in the end always end up with Jewish girls… Now if you’ve ever seen Jewish girls, there are either really hot ones, or really ugly ones…probably like all breeds of human…but the really ugly ones, think they are really hot, because they know they will land a husband to make them babies because that’s just the way of the Chosen people. Not to mention they rich and spoiled and when rich and spoiled there is no real concept of beauty…it’s all clouded by delusion. All this to say, I am usually more harsh about Natalie Portman being the star jewish girl, that the guys stuck with the troll Jewish girls…wish they could have…because she’s hot…even after a kid…especially in a professional shoot…making sex faces… All this to say, I love Jewish girls, even the troll Jewish girls because they normally laugh at my jokes, except when said jokes are about Jewish girls, in which case they hate me…for a few days…but get over it when bigger problems happen, like stepping in a puddle with their brand new UGGS or some shit…. The post Natalie Portman Being Slutty for Perfume of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Olivia Munn for Esquire Mexico of the Day

As useless as I think Olivia Munn is, I appreciate her scam. She came out to LA to become famous after probably taken a college class in “communications”, moved to LA to become the female Ryan Seacrest, and she managed to get on a defunct network, on a defunct shows, that targeted nerds, secured a solid fan based, and allowed her to take her slutty tits into the acting world…and now she’s doing some Esquire Mexico showing some titty, probably fake titties, that make her look better than she probably did in high school…because she’s probably the average looking girl who has tricked easy to trick people into thinking she’s hot…and maybe she is… The post Olivia Munn for Esquire Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian Claims Sex Tape Didn’t Make Her Famous

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Kim Kardashian doesn’t regret much about the way she’s lived, but she insists she didn’t become famous because of her sex tape. Arguably, Kim had…

Kim Kardashian Claims Sex Tape Didn’t Make Her Famous

Throwback Thursday – Jessica Simpson’s Cameltoe of the Day

It is Throwback Thursday on instagram, and someone posted these two pics of Jessica Simpson from what I assume was many lives and pounds ago…that I don’t even believe are actually Jessica Simpson, but rather a lookalike with similar features…making it the #TBT of the day…even if it’s not actually Jessica Simpson, but instead just some trick in a white bikini all wet and see through…I mean it can’t be Jessica Simpson, despite her vagina being hungry, there is no way pictures like this would exist of her…but I am not a foresenic analyst, it’s good enough for me to remember the pre-baby…pre-weightwatchers…pre-competitive eating…even if it’s fake a shit…because ignorance is bliss…

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Maria Menounos Thinks She’s a Bikini Model in Bora Bora of the Day

Apparently, Maria Menounos thinks she’s a bikini model because she’s posing for a photographer like she was a bikini model… I can explain what happened here, at least according to me. The girl was an ego, who always thought she was hot, went to LA to become famous and ended up getting a hosting gig on a shitty tabloid show, talking about the people she wished she was, and after 10 years of that, for some reason, people started to notice her and pay attention to her, so she quit that job since she didn’t want to be a Mary Hart forever, and she launched a reality show, and is now modelling bikinis like a Kardashian, cuz at 35-40 or whatever she is, she knows it’s now or fucking never…seize the day… I don’t think these pics are all that bad, aside from the desperation, I just think HER PUSSY BIKINI FLASH is better. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Baby Mama Drama: Scrappy Says He Regrets Asking Erica Dixon To Marry Him And Wishes She Never Turned Into An Attention Slorin’ Reality Star!

Poor Erica ! Scrappy Regrets Asking Erica Dixon To Marry Him Looks like Mama Dee isn’t the only person who doesn’t like Erica now. Scrappy hopped on his Twitter account recently to talk about his second thoughts he had about marrying his baby mama and how he wishes he had never “put her on” to become famous… Hit the flip to see what Erica had to say about Scrappy’s bird beef….

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Cindy Crawford For Shape Magazine of the Day

People hate on Cindy Crawford every time I post on how amazing she is…but I have seen her in person…and it turns out that she’s fucking amazing…we exchanged smiles…made eye contact…as she entered her hotel years ago….and probably thought I was a homeless guy…or someone with downs syndrome down on his luck who needed a little pick me up…when in reality…all I needed was for her to sit on my face… That said…she’s in December’s Shape…and I love her….even though historically…I hate old bitches….

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Barbara Palvin is Bieber’s New Fake GF of the Day

I’m done MOURNING HIS FAKE RELATIONSHIP WITH SELENA GOMEZ The latest in Beiber fake relationships because has to be gay….is that his new girlfriend is the 18 year old young blood Victoria’s Secret is trying to make famous…. Barbara Palvin …. Now, I’ve been following her instagram for a few months now…and prior to her becoming a huge fucking deal…back when she only had one VS shoot in her garter belt…she was posting non stop pics of her and her little local BF…who I guess was her high school sweetheart…but like all fame whores who become famous…you gotta leave that in the past…and jump on opportunities like banging your favorite pop star now that you have access…and the whole thing is all controlled by their management cuz they all want as much exposure as possible…when all I want is for her to expose more of her genitals… It is all lies…bullshit…and it doesn’t matter…its’ just another excuse to post a bikini and lingerie model in her teens…cuz I don’t care who she is fucking for fame….or cuz of her model fame…I just care that she’s fucking….

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Lauren Stoner’s Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Lauren Stoner is some HOT ASS from Miami who has done pretty much nothing but real low level Miami based acting jobs….leading to her very own IMDB page….even though her most substantial contribution to the world was FLASHING HER FUCKING TITS WHILE TANNING ……because she’s got an amazing fucking body, and famous or not, that’s all that fucking matters in a bitch….who cares what shows she’s been on, or if she’s got money or a career, all I care about is staring at her, and knowing her desperation to become famous, you know desperate enough to become friends with the paparazzi….and getting half naked as much as possible for them to put her pics on blast, cuz blogs will write about a bitch under those circumstances….desperation is always hot….even when it is for oxygen….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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