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My New Gilfriend is Singing to Me of the Day

Posted on August 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have a new crush and it is on this crazy fucking bitch from Youtube who I guess thinks she’s some kind of performing artist, but who I think has to be a comedian, because after spending the last 3 days watching everyone of her youtube videos on repeat, I’ve come to the conclusion that it has to be a joke, but I could be wrong…maybe that’s just what she wants me to think it is….cuz I know after polluting myself with this amazingness obsessively…I can’t really put two coherent thoughts together….I just know I want to buy her CD and I want to buy it now…she’s brainwashed me and that’s why I wrote her this email: I am really liking your videos and wanted to know how I could book you to play my party. It is taking place in my bedroom and the stage is my face…You are talent. With Love, Jesus Martinez DrunkenStepfather.com She hasn’t answered yet…but not enough people know this talent and even if my heart is broken by her neglect…at least she’s left me the gift of song to touch my soul and she can’t take that away from me…

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Robert Pattinson vs. Taylor Lautner: Teen Choice Awards Fashion Face-Off

Posted on August 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Team Edward or Team Jacob? Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner? This debate intensified at last night’s taping of the 2010 Teen Choice Awards. Both Twilight Saga studs took home hardware, with Robert beating out an impressive field to win Choice Movie Actor Drama. Earning the honor for his role in Remember Me , Pattinson beat out Jake Gyllenhaal, Tobey Maguire, Jeremy Renner and Channing Tatum. Lautner, however, tripled up his co-star and good friend, winning trophies for Choice Movie Actor: Fantasy/Sci-Fi; Choice Red Carpet Fashion Icon; and Choice Smile. Now, it’s up to readers to sound off and compare their styles at the event. Who looked more handsome? ** THG is just getting started with its review of celebrity fashion at the Teen Choice Awards. We encourage readers to vote on… Leighton Meester vs. Nina Dobrev Cory Monteith vs. Chace Crawford Lucy Hale vs. Lea Michele

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Teen Choice Awards Fashion Face-Off: Leighton Meester vs. Nina Dobrev

Posted on August 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We just broke down the respective fashions of Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner . Now, we look at a Gossip Girl and a vampire vixen at the Teen Choice Awards. Two THG favorites and CW cuties go head to head, you know it’s going to be a fight to the finish. GG ‘s Blair Waldorf vs. The Vampire Diaries ‘ Elena/Katherine? Look out! Both Leighton Meester and Nina Dobrev donned short, shimmering dresses, although the former’s was conservative while the latter went sleeveless and (very) low-cut. There’s no wrong answer, but which look do you prefer? Vote below! Who’s the Teen Choice Awards fashion winner?

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Justin Bieber Book Cover: Released, Adorable

Posted on August 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Justin Bieber is everywhere, from CSI sets to World Leadership Award ceremonies . Soon, though, the beloved singer could be on a bookshelf in your bedroom. As previously reported, the 16-year old is coming out with a memoir in October. He’s described it as “a thank you to my fans” and a way to “share just a little bit of my world.” Now, readers can feast their eyes on the cover of “First Step 2 Forever: My Story,” which includes an inscription from the Biebs: Lots of exclusive photos just for you. Love Justin xxx. The book will mostly be comprised of photos from Bieber’s life. It will also include a few personal anecdotes about his family and close friends, as well as insight into his first date. For those that simply can’t wait a few months, however, remember: THG has the most complete Justin Bieber picture gallery on the Web. Drool over it NOW !

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Molly Hagerty: Al Gore is a Sexual Predator!

Posted on June 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Al Gore’s sexual assault accuser has been revealed, and Molly Hagerty says she has evidence to support her claim that the former V.P. is a pervert fiending for tail. Molly, the Portland masseuse who made sexual assault accusations against Gore in 2006, tells the National Enquirer , “Al Gore is a pervert and sexual predator.” Moreover, “He’s not what people think he is – he’s a sick man!” The story broke last week, with Molly Hagerty’s name withheld a a possible sex crime victim. Gore was not charged in 2006 or 2009, when the case was reopened. It’s unclear why the cops took another look at this just last year for an alleged incident years earlier, but in any case, Hagerty is ready to go public – and tell all. HER STAINED PANTS : That’s Molly Hagerty with them . She already described Al Gore’s nasty moves in the bedroom … or at least when trying to get her into the bedroom. Now she’s seeking justice, no matter the cost. It’s been a rough month for the 2000 Democratic presidential candidate, who split with wife Tipper and also battled rumors that he had an affair with Laurie David . Demanding police launch a full investigation, Hagerty says, “I want justice served,” claiming to have a key witness, secret surveillance footage and … DNA evidence. We’re guessing said evidence would be the pants she’s holding above. Al Gore allegedly made that stain. It’s an image likely seared into our brains for a long time. Thanks a lot, Molly Hagerty .

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Ashley Greene Just Gets Better And Better

Posted on June 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Greene just keeps getting better and better looking every time I see her. Here she is on that show that Jay Leno stole from Conan looking absolutely gorgeous. I’m a big hockey fan so she looks even hotter next to the Stanley Cup , if we could airbrush out the hosers and that asshole, it would be perfect. I would put it up on the back of my bedroom door and workout on my home gym in front of it like I was fourteen again.

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Carmen Electra’s Chesticles Save Face

Posted on June 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve had a thing for Carmen Electra for over a decade now so having pictures of her on the site just doesn’t get old. Unfortunately her face does. Here she is looking a little worse for wear out the other day doing a little shopping or something. Luckily I’m a big enough person to look past her aging face and appreciate her for her incredibly hot body. That’s just the kind of man I am. My grandfather once told me: “Don’t judge a book by it’s cover, judge it by how big it’s fake boobs are”…. Words to live by.

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Sir Elton John Sings for Rush Limbaugh

Posted on June 6, 2010 by | Leave a comment

Check the temperatures in hell. Conservative talk radio titan — and future biopic subject — Rush Limbaugh was married for a fourth time on Saturday and Sir Elton John supplied the musical enhancement. The singer — and staunch advocate for gay marriage — performed at the Limbaugh nuptials for a reported $1 million and — hang on, one second. Was that a frog that just smashed through my bedroom window? [ People ]

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Beth Ostrosky hot and sexy photos/picture gallery

Posted on June 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Beth Ostrosky Stern born July 15, 1972. She is an American model, television personality and actress who is the wife of radio personality Howard Stern. Beth Ostrosky and Howard Stern met at a dinner party, and started dating the morning after when Stern invited Ostrosky to his residence to watch a movie. The two became engaged on 13 February 2007, and were married at Le Cirque restaurant in New York City on October 3, 2008. Ostrosky changed her last name to “Stern”. Here are some hot and sexy photos of Beth Ostrosky. Watch and enjoy…. Beth Ostrosky hot Beth Ostrosky sexy Beth Ostrosky hot and sexy Beth Ostrosky sexy Beth Ostrosky hot

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Marriage to Howard Stern is a snore

Posted on June 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

For all his faults in other departments, Beth Ostrosky-Stern reports that Howard Stern is “the perfect husband.” The two have been married for six months, a whirlwind of “marital bliss.” “It’s the best thing in the world. I didn’t think (our relationship) could get better, but it did.” He does have one fault, though. “Since we’ve got married, (Howard has) been snoring,” said Ostrosky-Stern. “I’m having a huge problem.” And, of course, Howard’s trying to solve it on air. “I’ve recorded him the last couple of nights and he’s been playing it on air. And I’m thinking that psychologically, if he hears it, he’s going to stop. “But it didn’t stop. So I bought the wax earplugs today. Because I go in the other room and I have a bulldog who snores just as loud as Howard. I need to build another bedroom,” kidded the model. ShareThis

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