I know it’s my job to stay up-to-date on all the hotties out there (especially the hot blondes), but let’s be honest, with all the Insta-models and professional Snapchatters and nobody wannabes, it’s kind of hard to keep up. So it’s been a couple years since I’ve done a new post on Alena Blohm , but luckily, the German hottie is looking every bit as good as I remembered. Maybe even better. Enjoy! » view all 11 photos
Lindsay Lohan posted a couple of selfies that no one really cares about…because she’s Lindsay Lohan…and doesn’t really matter.. She’s expired. You know once a great thing, then an interesting thing to watch crash and burn and fade into obscurity, only to make the occasional re-entry, each time with less star power than before…because the world is a fast moving place… Sure sometimes, when the scandal is hot enough, the tits are exposed, the sex tape is released, or she dies, we’ll stop to look… But to track her like this was 8 years ago and celebrity internet blogging was new and exciting, and Lohan was the focal point, is just not ever going to happen again…but I’ll keep on looking every once in a while – because I believe she can turn it around…and win an oscar…if she wasn’t such a horrible fucking person… Not because I care her new boyfriend is named “Philip” and she was kissing him on a yacht…or because I ever liked any of her movies…but because…#tits.
Lindsay Lohan posted a couple of selfies that no one really cares about…because she’s Lindsay Lohan…and doesn’t really matter.. She’s expired. You know once a great thing, then an interesting thing to watch crash and burn and fade into obscurity, only to make the occasional re-entry, each time with less star power than before…because the world is a fast moving place… Sure sometimes, when the scandal is hot enough, the tits are exposed, the sex tape is released, or she dies, we’ll stop to look… But to track her like this was 8 years ago and celebrity internet blogging was new and exciting, and Lohan was the focal point, is just not ever going to happen again…but I’ll keep on looking every once in a while – because I believe she can turn it around…and win an oscar…if she wasn’t such a horrible fucking person… Not because I care her new boyfriend is named “Philip” and she was kissing him on a yacht…or because I ever liked any of her movies…but because…#tits.
Zoe Saldana’s “Colombiana” movie debuted in Miami yesterday. Wearing a gorgeous gold-embellished dress by Balmain with a plunging neckline and flowing maxi hemline, Zoe strutted the red carpet looking every bit the opposite of the kick-ass character she plays in the film, Cataleya. We think she looks stunning, save for the shoes (poor choice). Zoe Saldana Poses For GQ: “I’m A Feminine Tomboy” [PHOTOS] Zoe Saldana Stars In “Columbiana” [TRAILER] Zoe Saldana Reveals Fitness & Diet Secrets To Women’s Health Magazine
Supermodel mom Heidi Klum and her troops (mom & nanny) were spotted walking Leni, Henry, Johan and Lou to daycare in NYC this afternoon. Guess she wanted them to socialize with some non-relatives… So precious… Pacific Coast News
Ashley Greene just keeps getting better and better looking every time I see her. Here she is on that show that Jay Leno stole from Conan looking absolutely gorgeous. I’m a big hockey fan so she looks even hotter next to the Stanley Cup , if we could airbrush out the hosers and that asshole, it would be perfect. I would put it up on the back of my bedroom door and workout on my home gym in front of it like I was fourteen again.
Well, it looks like that sighting the other day was no fluke… Angelina Jolie showed off her super cute twins again, and it’s not hard to see why! The 1-year-old tots, who are the spitting image of big sis Shiloh , are absolutely adorable. Love ’em!
Co-stars Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth showed up to the premiere of The Last Song looking every bit the real-life couple… Which is a good thing, because they are. For now, anyways.