It’s finally the weekend, and you know what that means: It’s time to bust out the beer and break free from your pants! Or, you know, something like that. … read more
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I have mixed feelings about female rugby players…. Usually, like the girls in these pictures, they are at the college level, because I guess it’s one of those thing pregnant women and mom’s aren’t too into….which is a good thing…we like college girls… Usually, rugby girls like to drink, because rugby is one of those sports, with this weird brotherhood, that I am sure applies to girl rugby players, that involves heavy drinking…but unfortunately it isn’t skinny girl vodka sodas, but rather beer, that bulks them the fuck up, to allow them to play rugby better… But with beer drinking thick girls…in some kind of brotherhood, comes fucking, so if you meet a rugby girl at your local irish pub, you’ll think “she’s disgusting, how will I get my mini cock in that, what the fuck are those legs and ass, I don’t want to see her naked, but I know she can take a beating, and even beat me, and I know she is down to fuck, because she keeps humping my leg, thanks to being drunk and bigger girl”… So Rugby girls aren’t porn to me, they terrify me, and seeing them naked reaffirms that…but that doesn’t mean they’re not lovely..in this is a promotional nude calendar put out by Oxford University, to draw attention to a match they have against Cambridge on December 10, because smart thick girls like beating the fuck out of each other too..which is the least erotic thing ever… The post Oxford University Nude Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
August Alsina Gropes A Female Fan On Stage This weekend in Baton Rouge, R&B goon August Alsina took it upon himself to open grope a woman’s breasts after bringing her up on stage. What in the name of Diana Ross was this young man thinking? What if she was underage? What if she was there with her mom??? Or worse, boyfriend?! Mr. Alsina got some ‘splainin’ to do! Image via TMZ
Matthew McConaughey’s rother Gets Year Supply Of Beer For Naming Son Miller Lyte Matthew McConaughey’s older brother Michael, who goes by “Rooster,” may be a self-made millionaire, and a star in his own right with the hit new reality series “West Texas Investors Club” – but he still loves some free beer! Via Fox 5 DC : Rooster McConaughey loves beer so much much that he named his own son Miller Lyte, reports TMZ. It might sound outlandish, but apparently the older McConaughey is always seen with a can of his favorite beer in hand. Little Miller is nine now but Miller’s parent company SABMiller, only recently caught wind of the branded moniker. To reward McConaughey’s brand loyalty, SABmiller—which may soon merge with its biggest competitor and fellow beer giant Anheuser-Busch InBev—is sending Rooster 24 cases of Miller Lite, what the beer maker considers to be a year’s supply. At 24 cans per case, that’s 576 beers total—or 1 and a half beers a day… so it might not last the diehard Miller fan more than a few months but hey, free beer is free beer. Would you name your child after a beer or product??
Beach Bunny must be owned by Sports Illustrated, because it is the only brand that gives the 5/10 in terms of hoteness Sports Illustrated models any fucking work, it’s like at some point in time they all run through this nonsense and they all look as best as they can, which in Nina’s case is okay, she’s got a good body, but she’s big and Danish, and her head is built like someone with a retardation or birth defect, which I guess doesn’t matter when she’s got a body like this…a long torso that seems to be getting longer and longer..the more her alcoholism and aging takes its toll on her… She will end up with a very rich American husband, and this is basically her “back pages”…marketing tool, because I know she doesn’t make any real money…but why should she, she just stands around in a fucking bikini like a hooker…so treat her like one… Here are the pics… The post Nina Agdal Modeling Beach Bunny Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am very into Australia right now…it is like the late 80s all over again…you know when America was Australia crazy….we were drinking their beer, eating their national cuisine at Outback steakhouse, we were watching them in Movies, from Mel Gibson to Crocodile Dundee, we were jerking off to Elle Macpherson…. Well…I believe things are cyclical and Australia is back…the girls fun and hot…and drunk and I guess that’s all that really matters…babes willing to be silly….I love it…. So every time my friend and contributor to the site, @art_provocative , sends me a new set of pics of Australian sex workers, I get happy…not because I love sex workers, but because I love Australians in anything they do, and really what’s not to love about sex workers, they make money doing what they’d do for free…at least that is the line they always tell me when talking about sex for money…but not what they tell me when they are asking me to pay extra because I didn’t shower… Here are the pics. The post Sydney Whoring by Art Provocative of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Florida Man has struck again! No, not the same Florida Man who kept calling 911 because his wife threw his beer away. Nor the same Florida Man who ran a strip club out of his barbershop . This time, the Florida Man in question is Derek Denesevich, a 26-year old accused of conspiring with Broward Clerk of Courts employee Porscha Kyles to use other people’s private information as part of a major tax-refund fraud scheme. Around 100 folks had their information stolen, which allegedly netted about $120,000, but there’s a far more important takeaway here: Denesevich has multiple face tattoos, one of which is the Bentley logo. Denesevich has been charged with aggravated identity theft and conspiracy to possess unauthorized access devices. Where does this wild and crazy ink stand in comparison to other wacky tattoos? You tell us! 11 Wild and Totally Crazy Tattoos 1. LeBron James Back Tattoo Think you’re the biggest LeBron James fans in the world? This guy may have you beat.
Lisa Rinna channeled her inner Britney on ABC’s new reality show, Sing Your Face Off, belting out Spears’ 1999 smash hit “Baby One More Time.” Rocking Brit’s vintage pigtails, plaid skirt and belly-bearing collared shirt, the 50-year-old actress went all in, even mirroring the original choreography. Hot? Not? You decide: Lisa Rinna as Britney Spears – Baby One More Time The judges were more on the side of not. Debbie Gibson, Darrell Hammond and RuPaul gave her the lowest score of the night on the show, which apparently exists. Nevertheless, Lisa was pleased wit her effort. “It is a nonstop process for only five days, which is not a long time,” Rinna said . “I knew I just had to throw myself into it and cram like I was cramming for finals.” “I just went for it and I knew I would have to go hard or go home. You can’t just dip your toe into the water. You have to dive in or you will crash and burn.” “I had a blast doing it. She’s a great dancer and it was really challenging to become her,” she went on, noting that as an artist, “Britney is so specific.” “She’s an amazing performer, and when you really break someone down like Britney, she’s technical and does certain things with her voice that are very difficult.” Maybe that’s why you always see Britney Spears lip-syncing these days. Even she can’t pull off the Spears of old anymore ( Britney bikini photos aside). 17 Head-Scratching Britney Spears Live Moments 1. Britney Spears Wardrobe Malfunction Britney Spears suffers a wardrobe malfunction in Las Vegas during her “Piece of Me” show. Check this out!
A resident of South Florida was arrested this week after he kept calling 911 to report what he believed to be a serious crime: His wife had thrown out his beer. West Palm Beach police say they responded on Monday evening to a call for help made by Carlos Bueno Mir. When cops arrived on the scene, the 49-year old told them about his wife’s actions, causing officers to explain that this is NOT the sort of emergency for which 911 is meant to be used. They also said, surprisingly, that Mir appeared to be intoxicated. Later that same night, Carlos dialed 911 again (and then again), yelling at the operating and claiming that a female outside had broken into two of his beers. Altogether, Mir called 911 seven times in four hours. He now faces charges of misuse of the 911 emergency system for making a false alarm or complaint or reporting false information. How does this abuse of the system compare to the woman who called 911 because she was horny ? We’ve compiled a rundown of ridiculous (read: illegal) reasons why folks have contacted the police: 911 Calls That Never Should Have Been Made 1. Man Calls 911 Over Sandwich Order A Connecticut man called 911 because someone screwed up his sandwich order. Seriously. Here’s the news story about it.
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