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Florida Man Keeps Calling 911 Because Wife Threw Out Beer, Gets Arrested

A resident of South Florida was arrested this week after he kept calling 911 to report what he believed to be a serious crime: His wife had thrown out his beer. West Palm Beach police say they responded on Monday evening to a call for help made by Carlos Bueno Mir. When cops arrived on the scene, the 49-year old told them about his wife’s actions, causing officers to explain that this is NOT the sort of emergency for which 911 is meant to be used. They also said, surprisingly, that Mir appeared to be intoxicated. Later that same night, Carlos dialed 911 again (and then again), yelling at the operating and claiming that a female outside had broken into two of his beers. Altogether, Mir called 911 seven times in four hours. He now faces charges of misuse of the 911 emergency system for making a false alarm or complaint or reporting false information. How does this abuse of the system compare to the woman who called 911 because she was horny ? We’ve compiled a rundown of ridiculous (read: illegal) reasons why folks have contacted the police: 911 Calls That Never Should Have Been Made 1. Man Calls 911 Over Sandwich Order A Connecticut man called 911 because someone screwed up his sandwich order. Seriously. Here’s the news story about it.

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Elisabetta Canalis in Lingerie of the Day

The good thing about being one of George Clooney’s hookers, is that when he fires you can move onto model lingerie for some shitty company for very little money but for the adoration of perverts everywhere because it’s way better than being the beard to some famous rich actor who could have provided you with the best fucking life ever, but instead disposed of you… As far as I’m concerned, if she’s not good enough for Clooney than she’s not good enough for me…but her ass is good enough for me to stare at.

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Phoebe Tonkin Bikini Top for Twitter of the Day

Phoebe Tonkin is some Australian actress who was a big deal in Australia apparently, before her team decided they should make her a big deal in America and landed her on some show called The Vampire Diaries, that I have never seen, but assume a lot of you weirdos have probably masturbated to, because vampires speak to two demographics, teens and fucking weirdos… She posted a bikini pic of herself, it’s not all that exciting, but it reminds me that Australian girls, even when they are bratty celebrity cunts, are still awesome, from the accent to the beer drinking, Australia is just hot bitches who don’t act or know they are hot, because they are all hot, except maybe the skin cancer white trash trailer park dwellers with fake tits…but they don’t count, they are too busy making babies with various baby daddies…

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So A Gorilla Really Can Count? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

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Rock-T from “The Rickey Smiley Morning Show” drops another hilarious joke to tickle your funny bone! Well he at least tries! Get Breaking News You…

So A Gorilla Really Can Count? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

Sasha Grey for February’s GQ Spain of the Day

I think Sasha Grey is funny….she’s an overrated pornstar who turned her back on porn cuz she got one acting job where she played a pornstar or hooker….in what is just a product of her thinking she is a bigger deal than she is and that there is more to her than choking on dick on camera….when really there isn’t….she always tried to intellectualize her porn career, say it was performance art, and do anything she could do justify that she was just a bottom feeder taking a bottom feeder route to get known…when ultimately the objective was always mainstream….so seeing her get any exposure whether in obscure editions of GQ or not…just makes laugh…cuz I know as she sits there ass in the air….fully clothed….her only fan base…is her porn fan base….and they are being totally let down by her…..she fucked on camera, that’s who she is….so this mainstream exposure is totally undeserved….keep the gutter slut with no self respect in the gutter is what I say…not to mention her face is handicapped lookin….but you wouldn’t know that cuz you’ve only seen in covered in cum…the way it was meant to be seen.

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Kate Upton Does a Campaign of the Day

I don’t know why high or even mid range fashion has taken a liking to Kate Upton…I figure she’s more appropriate for WalMart or any discount bargain basement company….you know with her beer belly and all….She’d be perfect for Nascar, or beer companies or really anyone who isn’t trying to promote a middle of the road, hot chick from highschool turned old and married, lifestyle. I assume they just like the attention she gets for having big tits…you know cuz tits get hits…but as far as I’m concerned she’s a pig…and a great looking pig who I am not against being in photoshoots…but a pig…who should know her place in the world when it comes to photoshoots….I can’t blame her for taking jobs, I can only blame her for not saying no to the cake…every fucking day….

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Bobby Brown Says Goodbye To Whitney Houston On New Song

Houston’s ex-husband debuts ‘Don’t Let Me Die’ during a visit to the ‘The Tonight Show With Jay Leno.’ By Nadeska Alexis Bobby Brown appears on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” on Wednesday Photo: NBC Since Whitney Houston passed away in February, her ex-husband, Bobby Brown, has only opened up about her death in one interview on the “Today” show, but during a Wednesday night appearance on the “Tonight Show With Jay Leno,” the R&B singer paid tribute to Houston with a new song. “Don’t Let Me Die” finds Brown musing on mistakes he made during his relationship with Houston. “I didn’t realize that every breath I took was from you,” he sang, dressed in black, “You were my air.” The new song will be featured on Brown’s upcoming album The Masterpiece, set to debut on June 5. It will be his first album since 1997’s Forever. “I guess I [messed] up pretty bad/ I didn’t know who you were/ I didn’t know what we had,” Brown continued to sing. “Now I’m stuck living in the past/ Trying to get the pieces back/ But I guess now you’re gone.” Brown’s tumultuous marriage to Houston was well-documented on their reality TV series “Being Bobby Brown,” which showed the couple’s difficult battle with drugs. When Houston died, she left behind 19-year-old daughter Bobbi Kristina, who reportedly has a strained relationship with her dad. During his visit to the “Today” show in April, Brown defended himself against constant accusations that he was responsible for Houston’s drug use, saying she was using drugs before they met in 1991. “I smoked weed, I drank the beer, but no, I wasn’t the one that got Whitney on drugs at all,” Brown told “Today” host Matt Lauer .”It’s just, it’s just unexplainable, how one could [say that I] got her addicted to drugs. I’m not the reason she’s gone.” Houston’s family — including daughter Bobbi Kristina, brother Gary Houston and sister-in-law Patricia Houston — are set to appear in an upcoming Lifetime reality series . Related Photos Whitney Houston: A Life In Photos Related Artists Bobby Brown Whitney Houston

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Bobby Brown Didn’t Get Whitney Houston ‘Addicted’ To Drugs

‘I’m not the reason she’s gone,’ singer’s ex-husband tells Matt Lauer in upcoming ‘Today’ show chat. By Kara Warner Matt Lauer talks to Bobby Brown on “Today” Photo: NBC News Their relationship may have been tumultuous and their struggles with substance abuse well-documented, but Bobby Brown insists that he is not the reason ex-wife Whitney Houston started doing drugs, a habit that she battled right up until her death in February. “I’m not the one that got Whitney on drugs, at all,” Brown told “Today” host Matt Lauer in an interview set to air on Wednesday and Thursday. “I’m not the reason she’s gone.” Brown admitted that when he learned of his ex’s death, he was saddened to hear she had started using cocaine again. “I was hurt … because, you know, me being off of narcotics for the last seven years — I felt that she was, you know, I didn’t know she was struggling with it still. But at the same time, you know — listen, it’s a hard fight,” he said. Regarding his involvement in Houston’s drug use, Brown said that drugs were a part of Houston’s life before they met in 1991. “I smoked weed, I drank the beer, but no, I wasn’t the one that got Whitney on drugs at all,” he insisted. “It’s just, it’s just unexplainable, how one could [say that I] got her addicted to drugs. I’m not the reason she’s gone.” The New Edition member said that Houston seemed to have “a glow about her” the last time he saw her over dinner at a restaurant with their daughter, Bobbi Kristina, which was about a week before she died. “She just looked like she was in a good place,” he said. Related Photos Whitney Houston: A Life In Photos Related Artists Bobby Brown Whitney Houston

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"The Morbid Chef" Annick Giroux: The Mr. Skin Skinterview [PICS]

Now, you may have never sat down and read a cookbook before. That’s understandable. But you’ve also (presumably) never gotten your grubby little paws on Annick Giroux , aka the Morbid Chef ‘s, totally metal, totally tasty cookbook Hellbent for Cooking . Hellbent for Cooking collects 101 recipes submitted by bands from 32 countries (all test-driven by the Morbid Chef herself) into an virtual mosh pit of international cuisine. Ever wondered what black metal pioneers Mayhem, Brazilian thrash-metal kings Sepultura or those crazy motherfuckers in GWAR like to eat when they’re not banging their heads? Not only will Hellbent for Cooking answer those questions, it’ll show you how to cook it, too. Now that the cookbook is complete, Annick is traveling the world and writing about it on her blog Into the Void . If you ever wanted to know how to find the best metal bar in Mexico City or one of two underground metal record stores in Osaka, then Into the Void can help you out. Since she’s in the middle of her “world tour”, we caught up with Annick by email. We were told it might “take a while” for her to get back to us, since internet access can be spotty on the road, but only a few days later we received this missive from Kathmandu…

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"The Morbid Chef" Annick Giroux: The Mr. Skin Skinterview [PICS]

Now, you may have never sat down and read a cookbook before. That’s understandable. But you’ve also (presumably) never gotten your grubby little paws on Annick Giroux , aka the Morbid Chef ‘s, totally metal, totally tasty cookbook Hellbent for Cooking . Hellbent for Cooking collects 101 recipes submitted by bands from 32 countries (all test-driven by the Morbid Chef herself) into an virtual mosh pit of international cuisine. Ever wondered what black metal pioneers Mayhem, Brazilian thrash-metal kings Sepultura or those crazy motherfuckers in GWAR like to eat when they’re not banging their heads? Not only will Hellbent for Cooking answer those questions, it’ll show you how to cook it, too. Now that the cookbook is complete, Annick is traveling the world and writing about it on her blog Into the Void . If you ever wanted to know how to find the best metal bar in Mexico City or one of two underground metal record stores in Osaka, then Into the Void can help you out. Since she’s in the middle of her “world tour”, we caught up with Annick by email. We were told it might “take a while” for her to get back to us, since internet access can be spotty on the road, but only a few days later we received this missive from Kathmandu…

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"The Morbid Chef" Annick Giroux: The Mr. Skin Skinterview [PICS]