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Mike Golic Poses Like Kim Kardashian, Ruins the Internet Forever

Look, we had no problem with the Kim Kardashian nude photo shoot. If that talent-free reality star wanted to make some headlines and feel good about her post-baby body before getting pregnant again, more power to her. Whatever. It didn’t affect us in any way. Until now, that is. Last week, ESPN co-anchors Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic made a bet when the former’s alma mater (Northwestern) played the latter’s (Notre Dame) in football. After Northwestern pulled off the overtime upset, Golic had to come through with his side of the losing wager… which resulted in him re-creating the now-iconic Kim Kardashian Paper Magazine photo. And ruining the Internet everything forever in the process. “We are so, so sorry,” the official Northwestern Sports Twitter account wrote while re-Tweeting the picture above. Really, though, it should be Kim Kardashian who is apologizing. If she had just kept her clothes on, we wouldn’t have already lost our breakfast this morning and our eyes wouldn’t be permanent scarred, either. Thanks a lot, Kim. Kim Kardashian Paper Cover Memes 1. Kim Kardashian as a Centaur Sorry, Kim Kardashian. But you pretty much asked for this with your latest cover pose.

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Carmen Electra’s Big Win of the Day

Just when you thought Carmen Electra was dead, she books a massive mainstream movie part, in something called Lap Dance…which is appropriate because that is really where her career was supposed live, when it somehow got sidetracked into Playboy, MTV, Other Bullshit, Dennis Rodman, fading into obscurity, before getting cast to be the stripper she was always destined to be, in what a spiritual person would call fate, or destiny…but what I call a distraction from her actually working the stripclub day shift where her fake tit, talentless, 90s slut ass belongs…

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Hide The Truth: The 13 Most Infamous Deleted Tweets Of All Time

Most Infamous Deleted Celebrity Tweets Twitter is a great place most of the time, but it can ruin your entire life. That’s why you should watch what you say. These celebrities made those mistakes but hit the delete button…but not before getting put on blast. Whoops.

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Hide The Truth: The 13 Most Infamous Deleted Tweets Of All Time

Emily DiDonato in Bathing Suits for H&M of the DAy

Emily DiDonato is a Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret model, something that is far less prestigious than it probably once was, as every girl I seem to see modelling, both clothed and nude, has been in shoots for either or both…. But that doesn’t mean she’s not hot, when getting paid by H&M…to do pretty much the same fucking thing… She’s not hot because Emily DiDonato has had Jake Gyllenhaal inside her…or more likely, she’s been inside Jake Gyllenhaal, because he’s a total fucking poofter…I know..we’ve had a fight before… So here’s another half naked campaign…that may not be interesting, but that made her 10-30 thousand dollars for a day of work… All this to say, I prefer WHEN I CAN SEE HER NIPPLES

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Kate Bock for GQ of the Day

Kate Bock is some Canadian model from Vancouver, who made it big being in Sports Illustrated, like so many other girls who have been in Sports Illustrated, and I guess hasn’t really made it big at all, but probably thought she did when she booked Sports Illustrated, because it is what girls dream of…it’s some bullshit stamp of approval that isn’t even a stamp of approval anymore, but was in the 80s, when the media was set up differently… My assumption is that she slept with one of the SI photographers, and he snuck her in, because there’s no real reason she got in an other babes didn’t…she’s barely worked… Maybe I’m just mad, I didn’t find her on her quest to get in SI, before getting what she wanted, because eager Canadian bitches are the easiest to convince to sit on your face at the igloo festival when drunk on maple syrup. Here she is in GQ.

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Britney Spears Bikini of the Day

Britney Spears was far more interesting when she was financing her gold digging back-up dancer by having his babies…then losing her white trash shit when all that trailer park shit didn’t work out for her…leading to vagina flashing, shaving her head and all kinds of other insanity…before getting on the right medication, and handled properly by her handlers, keeping her quiet and focused on making them all rich… So seeing here fat mom ass in a bikini is a memory of what was….a Britney Spears I enjoyed…who is now just a fat mom ass in a bikini…that I can’t really appreciate, but you probably can since you probably still her off to her first video…1997 was your year…and you can’t seem to let it go… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Still Coupled Up? Usher Gives His Cougar Boo “Grandma” Grace Miguel Some Lovin’ Before Leaving Her At The Telly

Is Usher still beating Grace Miguel’s cougar cakes to smithereens? It looks that way. Ush was spotted dropping off a lady friend at the Chateau Marmont Hotel in Hollywood on Monday. He gave her a long hug before sending some text messages and driving off. Definitely looks like Grandma Grace’s mullethead to us. FameFlynetPicures

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Still Coupled Up? Usher Gives His Cougar Boo “Grandma” Grace Miguel Some Lovin’ Before Leaving Her At The Telly

Florida Crazies: Man Tells Cops He Was Carrying Meth In Hopes They’d Reward His Honesty And Not Charge Him

Only in Florida … Via Gainesville reports: Hubert Wayne Simmons thought that if he told the police officer who stopped him after a 100-mph chase that he had meth in his pocket, he wouldn’t charge him with it. He was wrong. Simmons, 50, of 1448 SE Adams St., High Springs, was headed east in the 300 block of Northeast Santa Fe Boulevard in High Springs around 3 a.m. when High Springs Police Officer Ethan Presnell pulled behind the Chevy pickup. Simmons began speeding up, and the officer started to chase him at around 100 mph without closing ground, according to the police report. Simmons turned south onto Northwest 202nd Street still at speeds topping 90 mph before he finally stopped. Presnell pulled him from the truck at gunpoint, the report said. Simmons first told Presnell he didn’t realize that the officer was behind him, then said he tried to get away because he was afraid he would violate his probation since his truck had an expired tag. In the patrol car, Simmons told the officer that he had meth in his pocket but that it might have fallen out. He said he thought that if he was honest about it, the officer would not charge him. Presnell found a plastic bag with 1 gram of meth, and Simmons was arrested on charges of fleeing a police officer — and possession of a controlled substance. He was being held at the Alachua County jail on Thursday on $10,000 bond. Really??? Continue reading

Graphic Footage Of Shootout In Crown Heights 2011 (West Indian Parade): Thug Gets 40 Yrs After Bystander Killed [Video]

Surveillance footage shows a violent shooting in Crown Heights in 2011 after the West Indian Day Parade when Leroy Webster shoots rival Eusi Johnson before getting into a gunfight with police that left innocent bystander Denise Gay dead. youtube nydailynews Continue reading

Courtney Stodden’s Busts Out In NUTS

Here’s my favorite hot nobody Courtney Stodden showing off her massive new funbags in Nuts . And while I’m obviously loving the spread, just because Courtney was on an episode or two of Celebrity Big Brother UK before getting kicked off doesn’t mean that now the Brits get to claim her for their own. They’ve already got enough famous busty blonde nobodies, and I — okay, we — saw her first. So hands off and respect the dibs. This one’s ours.

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