Well there’s a rare sight… Halle Berry and Nahla happy around the paps? Halle and Nahla were spotted enjoying some time alone together after school. How cute is that kid? GSI Media
Amanda Bynes was arrested Thursday night in New York City, to the shock of no one. Police were called to her Midtown Manhattan apartment building on suspicion of disorderly conduct. When officers arrived at the scene, they witnessed Bynes throw a bong out of her 36th floor window. Bynes was taken to Roosevelt Hospital for a psychiatric evaluation, before getting booked at a Midtown police station. She’s been charged with reckless endangerment, marijuana possession, and felony tampering with evidence. The troubled starlet has been exhibiting bizarre behavior for the past few months and is already serving three years probation for driving with a suspended license.Bynes is also still facing a DUI charge from April 2012. Follow The Hollywood Gossip as the story develops…
Lookin’ Good Sweetheart. You’d think Demi Lovato would try to get in shape at least a few months before getting into a bikini for the paparazzi to snap off pics of her… I mean unless she’s into a barrel of a body, all rounded out and filled with cellulite, spilling over her bikini… Maybe she saw Spring Breakers and in her medicated bi-polar, Selena Gomez hating state, because back in 2010 they had a falling out, thought that chunky in a bikini is the style of their generation thanks to growing up on High Fructose Corn Syrup and laziness…. Either way, it’s not hot to me….but you probably like it cuz being American, this body looks fit to you…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
‘Being single doesn’t mean you’re gay,’ singer told Cosmopolitan about rumors before getting engaged to Brandon Blackstock. By Christina Garibaldi Kelly Clarkson in the February 2013 issue of Cosmopolitan Photo: Marc Hom / Cosmopolitan
The funny thing about big titty celebs, or models, at any fucking level, you know just as long as they are making a living off their tits, is that they have no other marketable skillset, and they are only making the millions every year because of a giant set of tits, and rich men’s love for big tits, you know so that they can pay the bitch to showcase the shit… So if she didn’t have these tits, she’d likely be scrubbing floors, because that’s the only kind of work uneducated girls can get, and that’s not to offend any cleaning ladies out there, it is just to say besides being a hooker, this one’s got limited options…so it’s nice to see her paying tribute to that….or maybe this is just her way of saying she’s 40 and ready to run a household like she’s not gonna get knocked up by a billionaire, even though her last 20 years of work has been to recruit a billionaire suitor….all a bunch of hookers.
When a chubby shitty popstar from the UK who managed to get on Simon Cowell’s radar to host his show instead of babe Cheryl Cole is in a photoshoot wearing a sheer dress….no one should care….and when that chubbyt popstar from the UK who was low level before getting on Simon Cowell’s money making radar starred in a sex tape of her own, giving a decent blowjob, that no one even really cared about…..gets into a sheer dress for some magazine called sheer, who like to keep shit literal…no one should care….yet I am posting it anyway….and I am someone who has see her sex tape a few times…and who has heard and hated her music a few times…and who most importantly has seen her in a bikini a few times…and ultimately I am totally unimpressed by her…yet here I am posting her sheer dress for some magazine…like she matters. I’m weird and make no sense…. Here are the pics.
Kate Upton was the big sloppy tits for a Skullcandy Campaign and a couple of days ago, they released a behind the scenes video where they specifically focused on Kate Upton’s big sloppy tits…cuz I guess when you pay the bitch 10,000 dollars – 20,000 dollars a day to be in your stupid fucking promo video since she’s an it-girl and people will notice…you might as well focus on the only thing that matters about her…. Watching this annoys me as she sucks in her stomach and behaves and moves in a way that makes me hate her…totally unsexy and playful in a bad way…but at least she’s still got them titties.
Kaley Cuoco, or as I like to call her, the young pussy on set that made John Ritter’s heart go pitter patter until it fucking exploded….back when she was on some Teenage Daughter Dating TV show…before getting fat and joined a nerd show as the babe who isn’t babe enough to ignore the nerds…..which is in fact a totally inconvenient name to call her because it consists of too many fucking words….but I got all the time in the world…so here’s the young pussy on set that made John Ritter’s heart go pitter patter until it fucking exploded….back when she was on some Teenage Daughter Dating TV show…before getting fat and joined a nerd show as the babe who isn’t babe enough to ignore the nerd….posting what is probably the worst fucking Halloween picture of all time…wearing a wig, without make up, with bad cleavage, in what I can only assume was one too many glasses of wine decision making….cuz I know she can do better than this…but I guess she figures why bother…nerds are loyal and will like her under any and all circumstances…here’s the pic.
Here are some throwback thursday on wednesday scans of some model named Janelle Fishman from Israel, for Terry Richardson, taken back in 2000, because photo evidence of naked photo decision making is forever…2000 was back when Terry Richardson was a serious pervert hipster photographer for Vice, before getting the love and support from the entire fashion industry and becoming the biggest, highest earning pervert fashion photographer of all time….cuz motherfucker played his pervert right….and not cuz he’s that good at taking pics but he is good at getting girls naked…and really I’m only posting this cuz she’s naked so I guess that’s all that matters. Here are the pics.
I already POSTED THESE PICTURES …way back in October 3, 2012….those were the days….when troubles melted like lemon drops…back when we had the whole world in ahead of us…and all of our dreams seemed attainable…like anything was possible…if we just put our mind to it…before getting discouraged and falling off track…getting married and settling down…throwing it all away for a low paying 9-5 job we had no choice but to take thanks to mortgages and clothing for the kids… now all memories in our rear view mirror on the highway that is life….the last 9 days have really been a long time….but I felt like revisiting these pics…because they are circulating the internet and I figure…I need to show you cocksuckers who’s on top of this fucking shit….when I’d rather be cock deep inside this shit…and that motherfucker is me….. I don’t mind revisiting amazing…especially when I’m a drunk and forget making this shit is new to me…