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Alec Baldwin Unloads on ANOTHER Photographer!

Alec Baldwin got into a heated confrontation with another photographer this morning, berating him, grabbing his arm and ordering him to take a hike. It’s unclear what sparked the showdown, but ever since Alec Baldwin’s attack on a photographer two weeks ago, they’ve been hounding him even more. Marcus Santos , the alleged victim of the first incident, wants to see him prosecuted. No charges have been filed, but today’s war of words won’t help Alec. Less than an hour ago, Alec approached a photographer who was hanging out in front of his New York apartment building and lashed out at the guy. “I want you to shut the f**k up … leave my neighbor alone … get outta here,” the clearly pissed 30 Rock star said to the incredulous paparazzo. Alec, who grabbed the guy’s arm briefly, soon backed off, but not before getting right in his grill and saying in menacing tone, “You little girl!” Baldwin then walked back into his building, clutching a large pink stuffed animal for some reason. TMZ has the full video of the confrontation . The NYPD is still investigating the first incident. We feel for Baldwin, but maybe he should dial down the rage and use some pithy Jack Donaghy quotes instead.

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Reese Witherspoon’s Gunt is Probably Caused By an Occupied Uterus of the Day

Reese Witherspoon could just be Bloated, fat, Swollen in the uterus from her previous dozen kids….dumpy from always being dumpy, you know a little too into souther fried cooking to ever really be fit….I mean since she first hit Hollywood she played the fat chick as far as I’m concerned, sure it was the fat chick who controlled her fatness as hard as she could before getting knocked up on set of Cruel Intentions, only to tricky homie into marrying her, and living a horrible life with her, before her good Christian values that I like to call a fucking lie, led her to another homie, who has been rumored to have knocked her up, occupying her swollen gunt she’s always had, but now has a reason for having….and like all good Christian Women, she’s remaried, so this isn’t a bastard brewing, it’s just you know, another kid to add to her army, made by different sperm, like she was a ghetto fucking stripper in line at WalMart with 4 kids all a different shade of brother. If you know waht I mean. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Ashley Tisdale is a Little Gas Pumping Troll of the Day

I think Ashley Tisdale may be an actual troll….which would explain her inadequate face….cuz I’ve seen this car in person and there is no way it could ever look this big next to a bitch….unless the bitch was 7 or the size of someone who is 7 which often times leads to a vagina that is tight…making her ugly troll face she’s tried to improve via surgery and working out a lot….a little more tolerable… I guess the other fun in these pics is seeing her try to pump her own gas like she’s not a useless celebrity….because she’s hardly had work since High School Musical, a show that barely paid….and she’s not quite at the financial level where she can afford the 10 cents more a gallon for service….but I at least she’s got a Benz…cuz a mobile bitch is a good for getting your groceries…

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Jessica Alba’s Mexican Mom Ass in Pants of the Day

With all the breeding that Alba’s been under the last few years…I find her slowly becoming more and more Mexican…something she tried to hide because no one wants to admit they are Mexican….unless there’s a trend in Hollywood that being hispanic is good for business..in which case the bitch exploits it…we’re talking to you Eva Longoria…. The only thing not Mexican mom about her is that she’s bounced back from the babies like it is her job, cuz it is her job to look good, unlike other Mexican women who’s only job is to make more fucking babies….and corn tortillas for dinner after they husband comes home from his gardening/brick factory gig… I know how these things work….my name is Jesus Martinez after all…and that is that her ass, shredded apart or not…is hot even in pants…

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Emmy Rossum Sings Opera for a Hot Dog like a Homeless Hooker of the Day

So Emmy Rossum, my best friend from TWITTER who blocked me before I even sent her creepy, perverted, sex obsessed tweets about hair being nice, but would be nicer with me cumming in it, was on Conan and she sang Opera for a hot dog….that she pretended to eat, without the bun, cuz carbs are bad for an actress….even after she impressed the world with her voice….whoring out for a hot dog…but I prefer when she’s fucking on TV….. ….

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LeAnn Rimes Rockin’ Bikini Body of the Day

The good thing about LeAnn Rimes is that she exploited religion, pretending to be a good Christian to make a hell of a lot of money…before getting implants, breaking up marriages, and spending the rest of her life feeding her nymphomanic pussy….while counting her money…the same money I’d love to fuck out of her rich, exploiting religion by pretending to be a good wholesome country Christian, pussy…. She’s on the beach in Maui…Here are her tits…

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Kristen Miller’s Nude Debut Comes Early as Dexter Season Premiere Leaks Online

Dexter ‘s sixth season doesn’t premiere on Showtime until October 2, but fans got a head start thanks to an anonymous source who leaked the first episode onto bitorrent sites this morning. We would never encourage you to engage in illegal downloading (you don’t do that…right?), but we just had to share the slappy news that Kristen Miller makes her nude debut in the leaked episode. Kristen, as Dexter’s new love interest Trish, strips off her shirt before getting down on her knees to give Michael C. Hall the ol’ knob gobbler in an empty science classroom. Sexual chemistry- our favorite kind! Kristen has gotten sexy on the shows Charmed and She Spies and a number of direct-to-DVD movies, but this the first time she’s bared her boobs on screen. Get a skintastic sneak peek after the jump!

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Charlie’s Angels Staffer Fired For Minka Kelly Groping

A crew member on the set of ABC’s Charlie’s Angels set has been fired after he gave Minka Kelly’s butt a little smack on the set. Yes, we’re serious. There’s a report that the guy was holding a $100 bill when he slapped her, and the star retaliated with a slap right back. TMZ says that is not the case. However, she did get slapped and she was not happy. What Kelly did do, according to sources connected to the production, is respond, “Please don’t ever disrespect me or any other woman like that again.” Given ABC’s zero-tolerance policy on sexual harassment, the guy was immediately banned from the set and subsequently fired when bosses found out. For what it’s worth, Minka did not want the guy fired and had nothing to do with the decision, and was reportedly upset that he was , despite the slap. ABC sources say this was not an isolated incident, however, and the guy had done it to other women before getting inappropriate with Derek Jeter’s ex. Similar to Brett Favre’s inappropriate “courtship” of Jenn Sterger , the problem wasn’t the guy’s taste, just his tactics. Restrain yourself, man. Yeesh. [Photo: WENN.com]

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Javaris Crittenton charged

Javaris Crittenton averaged 5.3 points and 1.8 assists in 113 NBA games. He last played during the 2008-2009 season, before getting suspended for drawing a gun opposite Arenas in the Washington locker room and pleading guilty to a misdemeanor weapons charge. Javaris Crittenton, a former standout at Georgia Tech and the Washington Wizards player who got into a gun standoff with Gilbert Arenas in 2009, has been charged with murder. Police spokesman Carlos Campos tells The Atlanta Journal-Const

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Brigitte Nielsen is Still a Monster of the Day

I don’t know why the fuck I am posting these pictures of this monster….Maybe it is cuz I feel linked to her cuz I saw Flavor Flav Checking Out a Granny Using a Walker Proving He Has No Standards …..or because I feel a bond to all things Sly Stalone fucks…or maybe it’s that I like big girls who can beat me the fuck up and make me feel like their little bitch before inserting me in my entirety in their huge vaginas, like some kind of reverse birth….but the thought of what Brigitte Nielsen’s vagina must look like, is the kind of shit homosexuality is likely based on….and in Sly Stalone’s case, what was responsible for the day fisting became “Bicep-ing” before getting choked the fuck out….true story…

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