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Sophie Monk: Engaged to Jimmy Esebag!

Sophie Monk is engaged to businessman Jimmy Esebag. The Aussie model and actress confirmed it Tuesday, saying “He’s a keeper,” on the Australia radio station 2Day FM after revealing that “I got engaged!” “It feels right,” she added . “You know when you know.” Her new fianc

Snooki is a Fat Bitch of the Day

It makes no sense to me that a pig like this is being followed by the paparazzi, landing book deals, has a TV show, when really I’d expect her to be working at the mall, or the bowling ally, where she spends her days eating chocolate and candy, and her nights at the all you can eat buffet, before getting shit faced with all her friends who decided to go to college instead of being the slob in the corner, passed out with her piss covered panties exposed… She is disgusting, like the girl that no matter how loud she gets isn’t worth noticing, even when throwing herself at you at 3 am, desperate to have a dick in her mouth to feel validated…. But for some reason, she’s a star in America and her waistline just can’t justify that.

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Fergie will be in a Bikini Next Week of the Day

I’ve decided that no only do I post the bikini pictures of these twats, I am also going to start posting the build up to the bikini picturs, because I know that soon after these pics of Fergie getting off the plane in St Barts, the Island of Celebrity, were taken, she was in her hotel room getting her pussy eaten by the hotel staff while her husband jerked off in the corner, before getting into a bikini and heading to relax by the pool, cuz her life as an ex meth addict with tons of money who is pretty much always on vacation except for maybe the hour a day 100 days a year she performs for screaming fans, while everything building up to that hour is free, luxurious and pretty much has her treated like a fucking princess…. I’ve held Fergie’s hand. She is tiny and it was erotic, but maybe that was just her security card pulling me away and I’m ready to see her on the beach for old times….and I can tell you this…it is coming in the New Year….

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Jessica Simpson: Home Wrecker Extraordinaire

Did Jessica Simpson break up Eric Johnson’s first marriage before getting engaged to him? No, but why let that get in the way of a good headline. Right, Star? The fact that Eric was still married, but getting divorced, when he started putting it to Jessica Simpson is old news … and non-news. It happens all the time, and E-dawg didn’t cheat. Nobody cares. Nobody really cared when Jessica got engaged , either, but that’s another story. Jessica Simpson actually didn’t steal anything . Don’t ask us why Jessica continues to dominate tabloids at all, let alone when the “shocking” subject matter is the same old recycled non-stories. Expect Star to run it back with the other popular angle – that she has been betrayed by Eric – next week, and for no one to care about that either.

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Nicole Richie No Longer On Probation

Nicole Richie married Joel Madden this month. In slightly less blissful news, Nicole Richie’s probation stemming from a 2006 DUI was terminated early this week. December is all about milestones! The clothing designer and Priceless author was arrested in December 2006 after she was pulled over for driving on the wrong side of the highway. IT’S OVER : Probation, that is. Way to go, Nic . Nicole admitted to using marijuana and Vicodin before getting behind the wheel. She spent 82 minutes in jail, was released and put on probation. Richie’s lawyer showed that she completed all the terms of her probation and the judge agreed to terminate her probation early. Amazing, right? Hear that Lindsay Lohan ? It can be done!!

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Nicole Richie No Longer On Probation

Nicole Richie married Joel Madden this month. In slightly less blissful news, Nicole Richie’s probation stemming from a 2006 DUI was terminated early this week. December is all about milestones! The clothing designer and Priceless author was arrested in December 2006 after she was pulled over for driving on the wrong side of the highway. IT’S OVER : Probation, that is. Way to go, Nic . Nicole admitted to using marijuana and Vicodin before getting behind the wheel. She spent 82 minutes in jail, was released and put on probation. Richie’s lawyer showed that she completed all the terms of her probation and the judge agreed to terminate her probation early. Amazing, right? Hear that Lindsay Lohan ? It can be done!!

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Dita Von Teese Stupid Outfit of the Day

I don’t find Dita Von Teese hot. I never did. Not even when she was dildo fucking on video back when she was nothing but an internet star, before Burlesque made a comeback, because fat and ugly girls apparently want the opportunity to feel sexy too and before the internet star became known outside of the internet thanks to Playboy, giving bitch a long lasting career pretending she’s a Vampire from the 1940s. I do find this outfit hysterical, it’s some clown shit, I’m talking Patch Adams shit, I hope she’s on her way to the hospital to help dying kids realize dying is no so bad cuz people like this exist in the world and make a career off it and had no choice but to post it. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Gisele Bundchen Does the Gym of the Day

Here are some pictures of “Mom” Gisele Bundchen heading to the gym…..I’m still not covinced that she is an actual woman…and have a feeling the pregnancy was just a PR stunt to try to spin rumors that she was born a man. Brazil is very tranny friendly, so tranny friendly that if you go there, you usually can’t tell the difference between real woman and man dressed like a woman or man who got cheap Brazilian surgery to become a woman. She has very very hard features and before getting fired from Victoria’s Secret, she was getting a ton of negative press ripping into her for having a cock, leading to her getting fired from a company who NEVER fires any model and pretty much sign them for life…. There’s something going on here, I just don’t know what it is, and I wouldn’t mind using my dick and tongue to explore how authentic her pussy actually is, cuz I know I’d be able to feel and taste the difference between real vagina and inside-out scrotum….I don’t feel the need to go into why I know that I can feel the differnce…I just know I can and that’s all that matters… Here is some Gisele heading to the gym. Pics via Bauer

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Chloe Bridges Shows Off Her Body of the Day

Her name is Chloe Bridges. I’ve never heard of her but she’s some teen star of low level movies you’ve probably never heard of. She’s over 18 and I’m posting the shit because clearly she’s trying to slut things up in her tight dress, showing off her ass, and blowjob lips in efforts to get noticed, like some low level Angelina Jolie / Megan Fox wannabe who accidentally went to Octomom’s plastic surgeon before getting hit by a fuckin’ bus, but I’d still fuck her and really that’s all that matters to me, because at 18 or 19 years old, you can be a fucking overweight hermaphrodite with bad skin, bad teeth, bad hygiene and I’d see past that shit cuz youth is something only people forced to fuck 40 year olds can really appreciate…the pussy you wouldn’t fuck when you were their age seems like prized pussy the second your 20 years older than them…. Pics via Bauer

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Heidi Klum’s Ex-Model Legs of the Day

Here is United Nations babymaker Heidi Klum trying to break down German tradition and sterotype of eating sausage and sauerkrout before killing all things non-Aryan, by having a dozen kids with Seal, like she was some kind of farm animal…and the funny thing is that I’ve been seeing a lot more German women out there with Black boyfriends, husbands, baby daddies, like it’s a fucking trend to break their horrible reputation of the past…but I think it’s more of a sexual thing than a political thing, don’t let her wholesome mom face fool you, cuz I’ve see German porn and shit is on another level of crazy, that would probably require a very strong, huge-cocked black man to participate in by ripping them apart at the seam before getting shit on in some kind of bloody, stinky, poop covered mess. The baby-making is just a bi-product of that. Either way, no matter how beat up, clamped up or ripped apart her pussy may be and no matter how much she likes being shit on, or shitting on black men, I still think she’s got it going on….so here are some pictures of her to remind us of what was…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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