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Ashlee Simpson’s in a Red Bathing Suit of the Day

Ashlee Simpson was spotted in a bathing suit..and for some reason she was hiding her vagina region. Did she have a rash? Does she have an outty? Is there damage and scar tissue from the babies and all the cock she has filled herself with in efforts to validate her existence, you know after being forced to live in her sisters shadow, always knowing she’s the failed sister, the one who had a window of opportunity to break free, but she got the shitty end of the genetics and ended up a virtual nobody… Now I don’t care about Ashlee Simpson enough to know how that has affected her personality, her existence, the way she copes and deals with life, her social skills…but I can only imagine she’s some kind of next level delusional cunt that comes from being the girl who no one wanted to molest all while everyone around her, for her entire life, praised her older, hotter sister… These bikini pics are a fail but I guess that’s what you’d expect with Ashlee Simpson since she on all levels is a fail…right? But I guess she’s in Bali and you’re not, so being the sister of a rich as fuck girl…comes with never having to work a day in your life…and that’s no so bad, even if everything else about you is… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Ashley Tisdale is a Little Gas Pumping Troll of the Day

I think Ashley Tisdale may be an actual troll….which would explain her inadequate face….cuz I’ve seen this car in person and there is no way it could ever look this big next to a bitch….unless the bitch was 7 or the size of someone who is 7 which often times leads to a vagina that is tight…making her ugly troll face she’s tried to improve via surgery and working out a lot….a little more tolerable… I guess the other fun in these pics is seeing her try to pump her own gas like she’s not a useless celebrity….because she’s hardly had work since High School Musical, a show that barely paid….and she’s not quite at the financial level where she can afford the 10 cents more a gallon for service….but I at least she’s got a Benz…cuz a mobile bitch is a good for getting your groceries…

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Jessica Alba’s Mexican Mom Ass in Pants of the Day

With all the breeding that Alba’s been under the last few years…I find her slowly becoming more and more Mexican…something she tried to hide because no one wants to admit they are Mexican….unless there’s a trend in Hollywood that being hispanic is good for business..in which case the bitch exploits it…we’re talking to you Eva Longoria…. The only thing not Mexican mom about her is that she’s bounced back from the babies like it is her job, cuz it is her job to look good, unlike other Mexican women who’s only job is to make more fucking babies….and corn tortillas for dinner after they husband comes home from his gardening/brick factory gig… I know how these things work….my name is Jesus Martinez after all…and that is that her ass, shredded apart or not…is hot even in pants…

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