Karolina Kurkova is one of my favorite Victoria’s Secret models…but only because she made a serious comeback…she was on a downward spiral of fat chick syndrome…where she was so large she almost got fired….probably because of laziness and overeating….but that she blamed on her thyroid and that she starved herself to get out of…making me happy to stare at her her at events…dressed in sexy dresses…knowing she escaped a fate so many lazy chicks can’t escape…we had a close call, but we didn’t go down that road with this one…so she’s a fucking keeper….and that’s why she gives me boners…
I am not even going to bother posting the pics of Drew Barrymore and Reese Witherspoon in their bathing suits…Cameron Diaz is looking horrible enough for the group and she’s the fucking babe of the party…. I mean the idea of middle aged chicks in bikinis to being with is offensive as shit…keep you fucking bathrobe on bitches…no one wants to see this shit…not even your husbands…they are just with you cuz you’re famous…and allow them to fuck younger girls cuz you don’t want the public divorce…. I mean shit…just click the link…it’s that fucking bad…worse than showing up to a Caribbean resort in Blackface and expecting to get a laugh from the black locals…their behavior, thinking they can pull this off, is just as fucking offensive….it’s like say behind your rich person gated pool that security keeps the paparazzi away from…. Long are the days that they had sex appeal….not that I ever though doughy Barrymore ever had sex appeal…like you did that first time you saw ET…..and I never thought Witherspoon the vagina that trapped Ryan Philippe from fun with 12 kids was sexy….but jesus christ they looked a hell of a lot better than this…. Where they are now…is horrible…and the real sad thing in all this…is I would eat all their asses right after they took a shit and didn’t wipe…cuz I am a sick motherfucker…but that doesn’t mean I don’t think they look like shit…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Game of Thrones star Wilko Johnson, 65, is preparing for his final battle. The British actor and musician has been diagnosed with terminal pancreatic cancer. His manager confirmed to BBC News this week.”I am very sad to announce that Wilko has recently been diagnosed with terminal cancer of the pancreas.” “He has chosen not to receive any chemotherapy.” “He is currently in good spirits, is not yet suffering any physical effects and can expect to enjoy at least another few months of reasonable health and activity.” Wilko Johnson portrayed the character of Ilyn Payne, a mute executioner, on seasons one and two of the wildly popular HBO fantasy series. He also a member of British blues band Dr. Feelgood. ” Wilko wishes to offer his sincere thanks for all the support he has had over his long career, from those who have worked with him to, above all, his devoted fans and admirers.” “To those who have attended his live gigs, bought his recordings and generally made his life such an extraordinarily full and eventful experience, thank you,” his manager adds. Game of Thrones Season 3 premieres on March 31.
Destiny’s Child – the trio of Beyonce, Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams – has announced it will soon reunite for its first new album in some time. Like, really soon. Love Songs will be released January 29! It’s not entirely new material, however. The album is “comprised mainly of romantic gems recorded between 1997 and 2004,” though it also features “Nuclear.” That would be the first new Destiny’s Child song since 2004. Per the group’s website, the track was produced and co-written by Pharrell Williams and features vocal production by Beyonce and Lonny Bereal. The Destiny’s Child mini-reunion has led to much speculation that Michelle and Kelly will join queen Bey on February 3 for her Super Bowl halftime show. Asked that by E! News, Kelly said, “I love the Super Bowl, but I love my sister [Beyoncé] more, so of course I’ll be watching. I’m totally going to be watching. I’m so excited.” Watching from the stage, we’re guessing. In related news, Justin Timberlake announced his return to music this week as well. Looking forward to the hot new releases from one and all!
Candice Swanepoel’s latest Instagram photo is pretty wonderful. One of the finest bikini pictures we’ve seen this week, in fact. You could even to so far as to call her body ASStounding. As she modeled a brand new two-piece she was sent by a company called Frankies, one of our favorite Candice Swanepoel bikini photos to date emerged. Candice wrote, “Thank you @frankiesbikinis for the Gift!” Indeed. Frankies, props from THG. Instagram, you too.
In a rare display, more than a thousand dolphins stampeded off the coast of Southern California, captivating onlookers on a whale-watching boat. Footage of the stampede, captured by tour company Dolphin Safari, has attracted hundreds of thousands of views since going online Sunday. Watch: Dolphin Stampede “The line of dolphins could be seen miles away churning up the water,” the company wrote on its YouTube page along with the amazing footage above. “The dolphins turned and stampeded directly over to the boat. Often this behavior happens without warning or anything frightening them as was the case this time.” Dana Point, Calif., where the video was taken, has the greatest density of oceanic dolphins per square mile “of anywhere in the world,” according to Dolphin Safari. Pretty amazing creatures and footage.
NFl.com reports the figure to be $200,000. The person spoke on condition of anonymity because the punishment had not been made public. The exact size of the fine was not known and it was uncertain whether the punishment would impact Dockett#39;s participation Sunday in Seattle. Arizona defensive tackle Darnell Dockett has received a “six-figure” fine from the Cardinals for his behavior in the waning seconds in a 7-6 loss to the New York Jets on Sunday, a person with knowledge of the situation
We all know how frustrating this situation can be but that doesn’t mean you try to claw your man’s eyes out for that isht!! According to Gawker , this was Raquel Gonzalez’s tipping point: Deputies in Manatee County, Florida, were called to a private residence in Bradenton yesterday to intervene in a domestic dispute resulting from a case of premature climaxing. According to a report filed by the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office, 30-year-old Esric Davis and his live-in girlfriend, 24-year-old Raquel Gonzalez, were engaged in intercourse when “[Davis] climaxed and Raquel did not.” The imbalance reportedly set Gonzales off, and she “began hitting and scratching [Davis], causing scratches near his eye and nose.” Deputies say Gonzalez admitted she “lost it,” but was otherwise “belligerent and uncooperative.” She was arrested and booked into Manatee County lockup on a charge of domestic battery. Davis noted that this behavior was not out of the ordinary for Gonzales who frequently “goes off” on him. Alcohol was listed in the report as a possible contributing factor. Cotdayum…he must fail a lot! Or is she just cray?? Images via tumblr
Barack Obama took such a walloping from Mitt Romney at last week’s presidential debate that supporters say he needs to come back with a vengeance. With a George Costanza-esque “jerk store” zinger, if you will. Presidential Debate 2012 Obama-Romney (#1) In a classic Seinfeld episode, “The Comeback,” George is humiliated at work, only to think up the best retort days later and begin plotting its use against his adversary. More than one analyst has likened President Obama’s debate performance – and his behavior afterward – to Costanza. Not a guy you want to be compared to. During the debate, Obama had plenty of chances to hammer his Republican challenger, yet pretty much took a pass, saving his comebacks for the aftermath. Obama has released several statements in recent days calling Romney out on his supposed falsehoods from the Demolition in Denver. Too little, too late. Fortunately for the President, he has two debates left, recreating the setting to stage “The Comeback” Constanza once dreamed of. Let’s just hope it doesn’t backfire like this: Seinfeld – Jerk Store Worse debater : Obama Constanza View Poll »
Nadya Suleman recently endured some turbulence in the non-literal sense on a Virgin America flight, enduring taunts and poor treatment from the crew. According to Octomom herself, at least. Her manager, Gina Rodriguez, says they were en route from LA to NYC on Tuesday to promote some Octomom porn when the airline made their lives hell. Rodriguez says they were forced to change seats, never got any beverages, overheard the crew making jokes about/laughing at Octomom and more. On top of general rudeness, she also says Octomom was kicked out of the bathroom by a flight attendant for no apparent reason … because that happens. Nadya filed a complaint with the airline , telling TMZ, “I was shocked at how poorly they treated me on the plane” and “will never fly Virgin America again.” Rodriguez adds that she and Nadya Suleman confronted the flight attendants about their behavior and one said in response, “I know who you guys are!” That’s as good an excuse as any. [Photo: Pacific Coast News]
