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Amy Schumer Pig in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 8, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I just saw this picture – 24 hours after it was posted – because I do not follow AMy Schumer and for the most part, I pretend she doesn’t exist, but sometimes, when the pig puts on a bikini and spreads her vile legs open for the world, or her fans to see her muff gut / gunt that dudes only fuck for the story…. I guess she has a lot to thank you fat body for, like making men use her for sex at 3 am when they had no other options, we’ve all been on tinder and know how that works, giving her jokes to cope with being the girl no one really wanted….because sometimes making fun of a situation is the only way…and now the joke is on us, because more than just some horny dude on the receiving end of her desperate sexts, we all are… The real question is – how is this safe for anywhere, turn this trash into bacon…or dog food….or feed her back to the pigs…just get her anywhere but here.. Trashy fucking pile of shit who is just abrasive in all she does….die. The post Amy Schumer Pig in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ireland Baldwin is Naked of the Day

Posted on April 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I creeped on Ireland Baldwin’s instagram, because I hadn’t heard anything about her, and there was a time the media was all over her for being the girl Alec Baldwin told off in that voice mail, and there was a time we were interacting on Social media, before her dad went nuts on me on Social Media, and she blocked me off Social Media…even though I thought we were friends… She has since become a Lesbian, who dates some hipster black lesbian, who is pretty dark…but more importanlty, she has sat on the sidelines while Kendall and Gigi get all the model work, and she’s the one who is actually tall enough to be a fucking model, despite being fat…so she fell off…where I guess she decided to spend time burning calories and watching her calories by eating choclate pussy instead of chocolate cake…and now she’s back…and she’s doing the racy nudity because that’s what everyone does, it’s the lesbian feminist movement, and I am all about whatever the fuck is going on here….she looks amazing and I would let her sit on my face like I had a pussy, because techinically I don’t’….but it kinda looks like I do.. ALl this to say, Ireland, I love you, come back…after going black… The post Ireland Baldwin is Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tom Sandoval: Vanderpump Rules Star Addresses Cheating Rumors, Calls Out Kristen Doute!

Posted on November 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you watched Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 1 , then you know much of the drama centered around the stormy relationship between Tom Sandoval and Kristen Doutes. Yes, Tom and Kristen broke up last season, but their love lives are still intertwined thanks to her efforts to sabotage his relationship with Ariana Madix. Kristen has even recruited her new boyfriend – world-class douche James Kennedy – to help her convince Ariana that Tom cheated during a recent trip to Miami. Tom took to his Bravo blog this week to dispel the rumors and attempt to expose Kristen as a liar. Given Kristen’s historically shaky relationship with the truth, we tend to believe him: “First of all, there are no texts between me and this Miami girl that prove anything more than a social hangout in a group setting went down,” Tom wrote. “The obvious reason is because absolutely NOTHING happened!” “Kristen is lying or at the very least reaching for something that doesn’t exist. There was also NO selfie sent to this girl, only a pic that Schwartz took of me on a scooter as an excuse to stay away because Jax had invited these girls to hang out.” Ever since she was busted for cheating on Tom with his best friend Jax Taylor, Kristen has taken on a sort of resident villain role on the show. She seems to relish the part, and she’s passed up every opportunity to claim that her negative portrayal is a result of scripting or careful editing. In fact, earlier today, Kristen claimed every bit of Vanderpump Rules drama is real ! Sounds like someone really enjoys being the girl the audience loves to hate. Vanderpump Rules Cast Photos 1. Stassi Schroeder Sassy Stassi is the resident wit on Vanderpump Rules. She’s basically a young Lisa V. in the making.

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Leonardo DiCaprio Rapping and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on September 22, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bicycle Ice Bucket Challenge High School Football Player’s Speech News Reporter Quits Her Job Vendor Selling Fake Shit Gets Shot

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Jasmine Tridevil and her Triple Tit of the Day

Posted on September 22, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Recent FACEBOOK FRIEND Jasmine Tridevil, is ignoring my requests to do a really amazing photoshoot with her, because I guess she’s getting a lot of attention from the media, for being the girl with three tits….because I guess you can never have too many tits once you get over how disgusting it is… Apparently she paid 20,000 dollars for the tit to emulate Total Recall, in some seriously committed comicon / cosplay that may be a stripper who sees an opportunity to make that 20,000 dollars back in a night as a feature dancer around America, since everyone wants to see this…one you get over how disgusting it is and realize that you can never have too many tits in one bra… What it comes down to…is that she’s from Florida. So it’s kind of expected…

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Tara Reid’s Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on August 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…The sick thing in all this Tara Reid has is a living corpse, something that is trendy in this Zombie obsessed era, is that I still think she’s hot…her Breast Implants, the same ones that humiliated her enough to throw her into her perpetual spring break until “Sharknado” happened because she was out of money, and more importantly out of relevance, and clubs were no longer willing to comp her drinks, because being the girl in American Pie is fun and all, but not when no one gives a fuck and it just ends up costing money trying to fuel her booze soaked life… I wish this was the opening scene to the sex tape….and I’ve never liked early stages of menopause porn… I guess with Tara Reid, I’m just nostalgic, or drawn to her crackhead, weak looking, distended belly like this was a “for a price of a cup of coffee per day, you can feed this bitch, because she’s more into ripping lines”… I’m in love.

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Selena Gomez Intentional Vagina Flash of the Day

Posted on September 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s safe to say that anything this pop tart, candy coated, commercial puppet, with a team of advisors behind her, who make a lot of money off her…from being the vagina that Bieber pretended to have sex with, to being the girl in Spring Breakers in a bikini, to flashing her twat on stage…it’s all fabricated bullshit that they are staging for people to talk about her…because that way they make more stupid money….and I am totally into this kind of on stage behavior… To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Ali Larter Showing Off Her New Tits of the Day

Posted on July 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

She loves the attention her fake tits get her. We get it – You got pregnant and fat, used it as an opportunity to get implants. I am sure you aren’t the first flat chested person to do it, just the most obvious. Maybe we don’t get her struggle being the girl from Friday Night Lights in a Whipped Cream Bikini that everyone questioned why she was wearing a top, cuz people with tits that small are usually dudes, making the whole scene gay…. Maybe we don’t appreciate her attempt to pretend the fake tits aren’t fake tits because of a pregnancy that luckily left her busty the way she always wanted to be….you know the way she dreamed herself to be everytime she fucked and dude had to just pinch her nipple like they were having gay sex. Maybe we don’t get what it’s like to be an aging celebrity who hardly made it to begin with trying to stay relevant and the high she gets now that people notice…. I’ve seen it in my everyday life when bitches get implants and I’m seeing it in hers….that shining, happy, bright smile saying “look I have 5k and I used it to make guys want to titty fuck me”… Amazing….

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Britney Spears’ Thick Neck in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 17, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There are a few disgusting things about Britney, none quite as disgusting as the girl I met in a stairwell who ate her own period, but pretty fucking close. When I look at her thick neck, I think of a man who works out too much so that he is the best topless pit dancer in the all night gay afterparty, and despite popular belief, that thought doesn’t usually come to mind when I see a chick in a bikini…. When I look at her ass, I can’t help but pull some Good Will Hunting shit and figure that at 27 years 6 Months old, she’s been alive for over 10,000 days, on average she probably has taken at least one shit everyday, to balance out the days she’s been constipated, I can only imagine she’s had multiple shit days, and above all that, she’s not known for being the girl with the best diet, so it’s safe to say at least half those shits were vile, you know the kind you walk in on in a public bathroom that make you fucking gag, wondering what the fuck happened to the person who made this mess and trying to decide whether or not you should try to find him and take him to the hospital because it is the right thing to fuckin’ do

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