First, it was Miley Cyrus . Then Bella Thorne . Then every Insta-wannabe and hot nobody within a 300 mile radius of LA was trying to do the tongue action thing. But if you want to see how a real pro does it, just check out Emily Ratajkowski here. This is practically a tongue action masterclass. So I hope all you ladies out there are paying attention. I know I am. Yow!
I don’t know enough about Elle Fanning to write anything interesting or compelling about her. I don’t even think I’ve seen any movies she’s in. I just like that she’s the sister of some Child Star who was exploited hard and earned serious money all before being 14 years old…fascinating – but also convenient for this one who got to just stroll into a career…like she’s strolling in her workout leggings…booty out…all youthful and fit… I appreciate Hollywood royalty who exist because of the suffering of relatives as no child star comes out of it unscathed…and I appreciate parents who see opportunity with their shitty kids, cuz kids are annoying mooches, make them earn for you and it makes having them not so bad…you know…if anything they make your dreams happen for you..and all it takes is no caring about their mental health…easy to do or justify…especially when seeing how fucked up the world is and how normal high school stundents are…at least theirs will have cash…and if they’re really lucky and it all works, and they have an Elle Fanning of their own, like the back-up daughter who can ride the second wave of success, you’ve sacrificed one you may not have sacrificed, you know you got them the good life…for the benefit of the rest of the family… Weird dynamic…but we only care about the fitness pants. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elle Fanning’s Workout Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Meth Bella Thorne who hasn’t died of a fentanyl overdose yet, and really who is such an identity crisis may not even be doing raver drugs, or any drugs….but is just playing it up like she is because she thinks it makes her cool…is in her underwear looking all bloated in the face on social media…. She’s clickbait, you know a set of fake looking possibly real tits that the Disney star is into promoting her tits, because it made her matter on social media, which is mattering in life, thanks to being provocative….and the social media companies being popular…ZUCKERBERG brainwashed properly… She still gets naked, but is far less interesting, and a lot more tranny and hard faced looking….but most importantly….lame I am not into this weird selfie erotica, or the personal brand that is seeing success that is Bella Thorne, she’s been overexposed and is now boring…but I’ll still post the panties because why not right…what else am I doing today…it’s not like I have a job. Here’s BELLA and her Raver Weird Meth Sister filming a music video, because you don’t need talent to self produce hits yo CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne’s Bloated Face in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It’s Friday a day ending in -y, which means it’s time for everyone’s favorite weekly tradition here on Hollywood Tuna: creeping Bella Thorne ‘s Instagram. So here’s a look at what the hardest-working hottie on social media has been up to this past week — getting all dressed up for some boring awards show party, showing off some tongue action, and showing off her bra (and messy-ass room). Or in other words, a pretty normal work week for her. Anyway, I think Bella’s gotta be due for a vacation soon. Preferably somewhere with a beach with a strict clothing-optional policy.
Betty Got Them titties…She’s with Jughead on the beach showing off them titties, in what some people are calling “HER THIGHS RUB TOGETHER WHEN SHE WALKS”…..while other are just happy to see them titties. She’s from the worst show ever Riverdale..probably the third hottest on the show behind Cheryl Blossom and her mom on the show…that bitch from Twin Peaks… It is a show that I unfortunately have watched….every single episode of….making me a fucking weirdo who hates myself and even when I say that I watch it because I hate it, I confuse myself….but it’s true…I saw the janitor be outted as the Black Hood, a character that shouldn’t exist in some Teen bullshit show, but that does…and Betty and Jughead figured it out together…and I guess that love an support for each other, carries onto vacations to Hawaii…where she wears her bikinis with the titties on…and he remains awkward, weird, and unlikeable.. I am always a fan of bikini tits from TV or really anywhere…so take it in…this IRL and on TV romance like that Dude from Glee who died, or Kristen Stewart the lesbian, remains a marketing tactic for TV producers everywhere..but the bikini makes it work for me. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Betty Cooper’s Thickness in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bella Thorne is some weirdo, aspiring weirdo, trying to be a weirdo, because she was robbed of her childhood when her mom exploited her to the industry….one of those Disney Kids who ends up dying of a drug overdose before the drug overdose…who may not actually die of that drug overdose thanks to the nature of media and the fact that people can’t just forget about you like you’re Dana Plato, but rather are forced to see you everyday you post pics of what must be fake tits in a bra, in your dirty room, like a bad girl, who the dirty room fetishists love, or maybe the dirtbag loser boyfriend’s love, because you can see the mooch boyfriend’s feet in the pic as he lays in her room, mooching…as mooches do…. When you score some lost, trying to connect with people, unable to connect with people like Bella Thorne, you move the fuck into her room, so that you can mooch harder and better…and hopefully if you’re lucky you knock her up, so your slacker life can be fulfilled… These people are really fucking lame….but slut posing, tranny jacked up face out of the picture, in stupid raver pants, is still worth loooking at for a few seconds, I mean what else are you doing with yourself. Here’s her trashed face… The post Bella Thorne’s Dirty Room Fetish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
You guys know that I try to stay away from celebrity gossip and focus on the important stuff, like hotties in bikinis, but every once in a while, I can’t avoid it. Like, say, when there’s a giant douche ruining pictures of Bella Thorne in a see-through shirt. According to my sources, that’s her boyfriend Mod Sun, who I guess is a rapper? I don’t know. He just looks like a loser to me. Bella better drop him fast before he ruins her hotness any further.
Hailee Steinfeld is really mastering the art of social media. This is two days in a row we get some bikini action from her. She’s really learning how to do the kissy pose and how to make cute sexy videos. I can’t wait to see what’s next. I have a feeling Bella Thorne may have some competition.
I woulnd’t consider Bella Thorne a classic beauty or a chick I’d think could sport classic vintage lingerie, but I will let her have fun with it, but hopefully she gets back to what she is great at and that is teasing, pleasing and acting like a social media sl%t. She could have at least given us one tongue pic in this series.
Bella Thorne may not be a Christmas miracle…but she’s a slutty gift from the internet that keeps giving…over and over and over – that is at the point of tedious…but that still happens…and I keep looking….waiting for the heroin overdose…opiates in the street raver drugs you know…to kill them tits off…it will happen, but today, it’s vintage lingerie, fake lips, jacked up face…magical…to keep you merry and white…on this Christmas day. Do they know it’s Christmas? After all. The post Bella Thorne’s Vintage Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .