I don’t know who the lucky bastard is that’s getting to smack Bella Thorne ‘s booty in this GIF, but I do know this — I’d give my left hand and my right hand and pretty much the entire rest of my body for a chance to trade places with them for the night. Because that view is one of the best things you’re going to see all week. Yow.
Look – it’s a Bella Thorne photoshoot of Bella Thorne in slutty outfits posing slutty like some kind of sex worker, which makes sense considering most sex workers were molested as children, and Bella Thorne, not officially a sex worker, at least not in the traditional sense of the term…she doesn’t do porn, she doesn’t do hookering, but a sex worker by my standards because Instagram titty hustling is porn to me, as is being a Disney star of a Disney show, it’s fucking perverted as fuck and the reason wy this girl sexualizes the fuck out of herself…when she’s not showing off her gross acne, or hanging with her muppet boyfriend mooching off her celebrity to get himself ahead, the K-Fed no one notices because Bella Thorne doesn’t matter, despite thinking she does…. Here’s her young fit body. The post Bella Thorne Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I know because I love Bella Thorne , I’m supposed to pretend that she’s a real musical artist and not just another Autotuned wannabe/professional social media star. But I’m sorry. I just can’t do it. This “song” is generic garbage. Anyway, even though I may not enjoy Bella’s music, at least I can still enjoy her music videos… on mute.
Scott Disick has been romantically linked to Sofia Richie for several months now — since last May, actually, so it's coming up on a year since we first learned that these two could be together. And oh, what a wild year it's been … Last January, after piles and piles of rumors that he'd finally gotten himself together and that he and Kourtney Kardashian were giving love another chance , he went off the deep end. He was partying hard for several months with several different ladies, including Bella Thorne — remember how fun and weird that was? In May, Scott was photographed looking pretty friendly with Sofia, but at the time she denied anything beyond friendship , tweeting “Just so everyone can get their panties out of their asses, Scott and I are just homies.” At some point though, things changed, and it became clear around September that they actually were dating. Scott has gotten a lot of criticism for dating Sofia because of their age difference: she's 19 years old, and he's 34. And in this new sneak peek for the upcoming episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kris Jenner herself is questioning that age difference. And it is weird. The clip begins with Kris asking Scott if he's dating, and when he says that he is, she asks if he's dating one specific person. He hesitates a little before saying that he is, and Kris asks him if he's “going steady” with this person. “I guess that's what the kids are calling it,” he confirms, looking and sounding like he's rather be having literally any other conversation. “Is it Sofia?” she asks, mouthing her name since it sounds like the kids are nearby. “I mean, I guess you know who it is,” he answers. It sounds like a pretty tame conversation, but looking at Scott, you'd think talking about Sofia with Kris causes him real, physical pain. Next, she asks how old Sofia is, and if she's Kylie's age — she's not, Kylie's a year older. Then Kris tells Scott that when she began dating Robert Kardashian, she was only 17 years old, and he was 12 years older than her. “You were underage,” he tells her. “She's not.” Why is Scott being so weird about this?! Is it because Kris is Kourtney's mother and he actually still has feelings for Kourtney, even more than he's already admitted? Is it just an awkward conversation, no matter how you look at it? Watch Scott die inside while talking to Kris in the video below:
Listen, you guys know I love Bella Thorne . It’s why I do all these posts on her. So I’m not trying to be mean here. This is coming from a place of love: Bella really needs to ditch this loser she’s been dating. Because I’m pretty sure you spend this much time in close proximity to an annoying douche and it’s bound to rub off on you. A post shared by BELLA (@bellathorne) on Feb 6, 2018 at 12:47pm PST
I think my masochistic side likes to watch Sarah Hyland instagram stories because I fucking hate them so much. Hearing her talk and tell jokes, normally not in a sports bra, or whatever type of top this is, drives me fucking crazy, and not in a masturbatory way, in a “fuck this bitch is annoying” kind of way…yet I watch the shit at least once a week… I did watch these ones on mute, because it’s monday and I don’t really need weird faced, genetically fucked up creatures, annoying me more than I already am….but her tits looked good, which she’s obviously well aware of, otherwise she wouldn’t have worn this outfit to her show…. I GUESS SHE FINALLY HIT PUBERTY…. My only real issue is girl’s on TV, she’s got money, she’s got fame, she’s got work, she’s hireable, people seemingly like her despite her being deformed….yet she still feels compelled to host a fucking talk show or radio show through her instagram stories…because I guess she’s just a broken child star looking for friends, attention, feedback, anything…it’s what fuels her thanks to having everything else she’d even need… It’s just too bad she can’t be less annoying to watch…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sarah Hyland and the Bra Top on of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bella Thorne’s panty picture would be more interesting if it was some kind of feminist statement where she either shat herself, or was having a heavy flow on her first day of her period, the older I get, the more disgusting my demands for these girls producing content has become…. I’ve seen it all, often times from the same people, let’s collectively produce some better shit to jerk off to, this cocktease content is too softcore and flimsy, basic I guess…I think as a people, we can put our minds together and get some spread ass pics out there, but then again, I guess she’s not trying to offend every possible job, with all that social media coverage, you don’t want to overdo the asshole pics….even if you’re a drugged up raver…who may or may not be on opiates….child star suicides may not be a thing anymore thanks to social media…because they can never be forgotten anymore…annoying really…I like them when they actually fall off….they are more desperate like that even though she’s pretty desperate. The post Bella Thorne in Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bella Thorne’s panty picture would be more interesting if it was some kind of feminist statement where she either shat herself, or was having a heavy flow on her first day of her period, the older I get, the more disgusting my demands for these girls producing content has become…. I’ve seen it all, often times from the same people, let’s collectively produce some better shit to jerk off to, this cocktease content is too softcore and flimsy, basic I guess…I think as a people, we can put our minds together and get some spread ass pics out there, but then again, I guess she’s not trying to offend every possible job, with all that social media coverage, you don’t want to overdo the asshole pics….even if you’re a drugged up raver…who may or may not be on opiates….child star suicides may not be a thing anymore thanks to social media…because they can never be forgotten anymore…annoying really…I like them when they actually fall off….they are more desperate like that even though she’s pretty desperate. The post Bella Thorne in Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
You guys know that I love Bella Thorne as much as the next red-blooded celebrity blogger, but I don’t get what the deal is with Bella and these wigs. Who cares about her showing off her fake pink hair or what she’d look like as a platinum blonde ? There’s clearly only one thing Bella should be showing off — her booty. Or her funbags. OK, I guess that’s two things. Or wait, maybe technically, it’s three? I was never very good at math in school.
It’s been at least a week since I’ve done a post on Bella Thorne , and that’s way too long to go without posting any new pictures of the world’s #1 professional Snapchat celebrity. So here’s Bella doing what she does best: posing topless and in lingerie for all her loyal perverts followers. At this rate, I hope she never has to get a real job. Yow.