It’s been at least a week since I’ve done a post on Bella Thorne , and that’s way too long to go without posting any new pictures of the world’s #1 professional Snapchat celebrity. So here’s Bella doing what she does best: posing topless and in lingerie for all her loyal perverts followers. At this rate, I hope she never has to get a real job. Yow.
It feels like I’ve been talking for years now about how Victoria’s Secret needs to start promoting new hotties to take over for when Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima get too old and have to retire. I know, at this rate, that’s not happening any time soon, but when it does, I nominate Stella Maxwell to take their place. She’s got everything a good A-list supermodel should have: a perfect body and… yeah, nevermind, that’s really pretty much it.
I guess Emily Ratajkowski is still busy enjoying that beach vacation of hers, and thanks to these pictures, us perverts can too. I was going to say that, at this rate, I hope she never goes back to work, but I’m pretty sure this technically counts as work for a professional Instagram model like Emily. So nevermind. Enjoy!
I guess Emily Ratajkowski is still busy enjoying that beach vacation of hers, and thanks to these pictures, us perverts can too. I was going to say that, at this rate, I hope she never goes back to work, but I’m pretty sure this technically counts as work for a professional Instagram model like Emily. So nevermind. Enjoy!
Last I checked, Alessandra Ambrosio was 36, which is pretty much retirement age in supermodel years. And oh yeah, she’s also got two kids. But somehow her body still looks just as good as it did 15 years ago. I don’t know how she does it, but at this rate, Alessandra’s going to do the impossible for a supermodel and/or mom: stay an instant pants fire into her 40s. And I for one wish her luck.
A post shared by @triggercole on Feb 19, 2017 at 6:31pm PST Well, it’s not the “accidental” bikini malfunction I was hoping for on Friday , but Charlotte McKinney still delivered some more busty bikini goodness for us over the weekend. And at this rate, I hope she stays in Miami all week. Hell, even all month, if Charlotte’s up for it. I figure me and the Little Tuna can handle it, if she can. I’ll just need to go pick up a new pair of sweatpants and a couple ice packs. A post shared by @triggercole on Feb 19, 2017 at 6:34pm PST A post shared by Page Six (@pagesix) on Feb 19, 2017 at 7:04pm PST A post shared by Charlotte Mckinney (@hottcharlotte) on Feb 19, 2017 at 7:12pm PST A post shared by Charlotte Mckinney (@hottcharlotte) on Feb 19, 2017 at 7:12pm PST A post shared by @hotcelebrityhunter on Feb 20, 2017 at 2:23am PST A post shared by @hotcelebrityhunter on Feb 20, 2017 at 2:25am PST A post shared by @hotcelebrityhunter on Feb 20, 2017 at 2:26am PST A post shared by Page Six (@pagesix) on Feb 17, 2017 at 4:02pm PST
At this rate, I hope Sara Jean Underwood stays single forever, because the Instagram hotness she’s been giving us trying to attract a rich new boyfriend has been off the charts! I mean, just look at this latest booty shot she posted. I could die a very happy Tuna getting to wake up to a view like this every morning.
Damn. I don’t know if this counts as a mid-life crisis or what, but whatever’s responsible for Halle Berry ‘s recent hotness comeback, I support it 100%. Because after last week’s red-hot red carpet show , now here’s the sexy cougar going see-through for Jimmy Kimmel . And I don’t know about you guys, but I can’t wait to see what she does for a follow-up. At this rate, it’ll probably be showing up to a premiere topless or something… OK, probably not, but hey, a guy can still hope. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Last time I did a post on Katie May here, I said that she was hands-down one of the hottest girls I’ve ever found “researching” on Instagram. But in case any of you perverts out there weren’t convinced, this latest shoot from Emma Bella for Arsenic Magazine settles it. Because these pictures are so hot, I’ve had to take so many cold showers, I’m already way over my shower quota for the week. So, in other words, two. I’ve taken two showers. Hell, at this rate, I might even need a third.