Bella Thorne is very important in her fishnets..because she’s Bella Thorne the Disney Kid turned whore who documents being a whore on social media like a good whore should…meanwhile it’s increases her profile, her audience and gets her more money, and the more ratchet crackhead raver she goes, the more the fans feels she’s an authetic experience….it’s all so exciting…but not at all..I prefer when Disney kids were having drug overdoses and dying, making room for more broken, exploited by their parents kids….because if there’s no sex tape or nipples I’ve already seen…I’m good to find someone hungrier than her…ready to perform… To See More Pics CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Fishnet of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Listen, I love Bella Thorne ‘s Snapchat as much as the next red-blooded dude with a phone and an unlimited data plan, but I’m starting to get a little worried that Bella might be running out of ideas. Because the past few days, we got her eating a burger in a bikini , and sexy dancing at an EDM show (both great), but now all we’ve got is her showing off her nipple ring for the 20th time. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll definitely take it, but if you ask me, Bella needs to stay working hard to make sure her Snapchat act doesn’t get stale. I figure a few “accidental” topless selfies would probably do the trick. Hint hint.
Kourtney Kardashian has flaunted what Scott Disick can’t have anymore before, but she’s usually a little more subtle about it. You know, she’d just happen to be wearing a heart-stopping bikini while out with her kids and then post the photos. Standard stuff. This time, she’s added a little context … and that context is the bedroom . And that’s before the second pic goes way too far. Subtle, girl. Subtle. You know, just one of those “casual,” “carefree” photos of a stunningly beautiful woman, lounging on her back and sticking her legs in the air. The most innocent, normal photo imaginable, right? Like, lots of people flop onto their beds like that, but they don’t pose for photos like that. There was some planning and coordination that went into this. And, again, she’s on a bed in a bedroom with her legs in the air. That’s about as suggestive as it gets without anybody eating a banana in one bite, you know? And that’s not all. Then she makes it super awkward for everyone who doesn’t have a foot fetish. I don’t mean to sound judgy, but ew . Sure, maybe she’s showing off her ankle jewelry or her shoe or whatever … but gross. She has to know that there are countless people with foot fetishes out there. We’ve all typed an actress’ name into Google at some point to settle a debate about what movie they were in, only to see autocomplete horrify us with the suggestion of “feet.” Sure, lots of people have their kinks and some are weirder than others. But somehow the people who scour the internet for photos of Ariana Grande’s feet are weirder to me than people who are into oviposition or whatever. They’re all weird, though. Which begs the question … why in the world would Kourtney throw them this bone? Like, plenty of celebrities take suggestions on what fun photoshoots they should do for social media, and then go “hey wait a minute” when somebody tweets that they should do Instagram videos of them trying on shoes. (Please, stop trying to trick them) Meanwhile, Kourtney’s just feeding the flames. No ankle jewelry, no matter how expensive, is worth that. But, anyway, that first photo has to be directed at Scott, right? Admittedly, we have to wonder if Scott Disick is truly the target, here. On the surface, it makes sense. Thot Disick — Oh, sorry. Scott Disick … — has been making an ass of himself all over the world recently. We know that Kourtney Kardashian is disgusted with Scott for his antics. Particularly when they involve teenage actress Bella Thorne. It had looked like the two had parted ways after Cannes, but now Bella Thorne’s been taking weird bikini photos in his backyard. And then the two of them were spotted attending Lana Del Rey’s birthday party together , because of course they did. On the other hand, however, there’s Kourtney Kardashian’s boy toy , 23-year-old model Younes Bendjima. (And no, it’s not hypocritical for her to judge Scott — Bella isn’t old enough to drink legally while Younes can do everything but rent a car and become President) This could be a photo for his benefit, and not necessarily in a friendly way. Rumor has it that Kourtney’s broken it off with Younes Bendjima . We don’t know for sure if she’s given her dreamy young lover the boot, but It might just be a perception thing, because Kourtney’s been careful to not invite him home to see her kids. She’s super protective of them and she doesn’t want to be like “hey, look at mommy’s new hunky special friend!” They’re still super young and she and Scott have still been doing family vacations, for their sake. So what some might perceive as distance between this couple might be very deliberate and not a sign that the relationship has gone south. In fact, if Kourtney took this photo in a bedroom that Younes hasn’t gotten to visit, she may have posted it for his benefit. Sharing it with the world would be a bit naughty … but some couples are super into that. Ultimately, figuring out which man the photo’s meant for might come down to figuring out whether it’s Scott or Younes who has a foot fetish. Maybe this is for Scott, to remind him what he’s missing. And maybe to show what he can have back if he cleans up his act, since Younes may be out of her life. Maybe this is for Younes, teasing what he can have soon or flaunting what he can’t. Or maybe this is for some unknown third party, or just a thank you to fans who thirst after her day in and day out. All that we really know is that this wasn’t a photoshoot for PETA, because whether the fur on her bed is faux or not, it had some folks up in arms in the comments. View Slideshow: 42 Photos of Kourtney Kardashian Showing Scott Disick What He’s Missing
Have you seen the Dallas Zoo's spinning gorilla video yet? If not, then you haven't really lived. But we have it for you, below. You can put it to just about any music you wish and his bathtime dance really works. But even with the original audio, this video is a delight. The gorilla's name is Zola, and he has a penchant for spinning around. When he was younger, he had a penchant for doing what appeared to be breakdancing. Kind of like how a lot of little kids like to spin in circles — we assume. We're not licensed gorilla behavior experts. But he's older now and it seems that Zola takes particular delight in splashing water during his dances. Obviously, no story about a zoo gorilla would be complete without mentioning the late, great Harambe. He lived, died, became a meme, and ran for President … all in that order. To this day, the Cincinnati Zoo can't so much as post about an adorable baby hippo named Fiona without being reminded about that fateful day when the Cincinnati Zoo killed its most famous charge . Obviously, it's unlikely that whichever intern or whatever the zoo equivalent who runs their social media accounts was the one who pulled the trigger that cut Harambe's life tragically short. But they still get a social media earful about it every time that they post pretty much anything. We can only imagine those in Cincinnati looking at their Dallas Zoo peers with envy. Not only because the Dallas Zoo is in a city that's much more intuitively easy to spell. (Though of course that) But because the story of Zola is getting a much more positive reception than the story of Harambe. We don't know if zoos have rivalries or popularity contests amongst themselves, but this is good news for Dallas no matter what. We have to imagine that the Dallas Zoo is delighted at all of the free press. To us, this is just entertaining nonsense, like everything else on our phone screens. (That isn't horrifying news about the world's impending doom at the tiny hands of an orange demon) To the Dallas Zoo, this could mean an influx of visitors as children and even adults come in to see the internet-famous dancing gorilla. We're not saying that they'll all get to see a live performance, but even the novelty of seeing him could attract a lot of folks.
Eminem is bonafide rap royalty, so even if you’re one of those OGs who’s of the opinion that he peaked with 2000’s Marshall Mathers LP , it’s not to see why so many continue to stan out over Slim Shady. These days, most of the focus is on Em’s personal life, which is understandable for a couple of reasons: 1. See our earlier comment about dude hitting his creative peak like 17 years ago. (We love you, Em, but you know it’s the truth.) 2. Mr. Mathers tends to shy away from the press these days, which lends him a J.D. Salinger-esque recluse mystique. (Hard to argue that anyone who appears in public as often as Eminem does could be considered a proper recluse, but in 2017, if you go a day without posting a selfie, you’re basically Emily Dickinson.) Anyway, the point is, the 44-year-old has achieved permanent headline-maker status. Even new photos of daughter Hailie Jade Mathers get social media all in a tizzy. So we suppose it’s not a huge surprise that a major shakeup in the rap legend’s facial hair status has caused the Internet to lose it’f f–king mind: Yes, that’s Em looking less like that the blonde trash-talker that rose to fame two decades ago and more like the guy who works the counter at your local vape shop. The beard is working for him, but it’s a shock to see the man making such a significant change after being beard-free for his entire adult life. Maybe Em got a memo from El-P, Action Bronson, Post Malone, Mac Miller, and Riff Raff, informing him that in 2017, white rappers rock facial hair. Or maybe he remembered that he has a daughter in college, which means it’s time to flex his beard muscle. Either way, the look is definitelt contributing to his mysterious reculse status. Em was on the red carpet to promote The Defiant Ones , an upcoming HBO documentary about the collaborative relationship between Dr. Dre and hip hop mogul Jimmy Iovine. Enjoy it, because it’s probably the last look you’ll get at dude this year. But don’t worry, we’ll let you know when new photos of Hailie Jade surface. (She turns 22 this year, you can ogle without shame.) View Slideshow: Hailie Scott: Eminem’s Daughter is All Grown Up, Surprisingly Normal!
Demi Lovato hasn’t historically been what we’d call shy about her body. And yeah, that includes flaunting the curves of her boobs, because those are part of her body and she can show or not show them as she likes. But even her most cleavage-tastic photos, she’s never looked as busty as you’ll see below. The singer and actress has had a number of fantastic hits. And she’s gorgeous as well. She’s taken a ton of photos before. Quite a few of Demi Lovato’s photos have been provocative or revealing or downright sexy . But this photo of her really stands out, and she acknowledges as much in the captions with a tongue-in-cheek reference to the pic’s, um, standout features. Honestly, with the outfit and location and pose, Demi looks like a (busty) princess: WOW. Her caption? “Objects in this picture may seem bigger than they actually are……” A cute play on “objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.” But seriously, her boobs look like they’re almost out of control. Like, at any moment, they might bust out of her outfit and give this wretched world the queens it deserves, you know? But obviously, even without her admission in the captions, we can tell that this isn’t business as usual. (Bustiness as usual?) There’s probably a lot going on underneath that dress that’s mashing her boobs up for maximum effect. Bare minimum, we’re talking some kind of corset. More likely? Some kind of body tape could be involved. It sounds wildly uncomfortable. But that photo might be worth it. She snapped the cleavage pic in Cannes, France. And managed to do so without getting entangled with Scott Disick, which seems to put her in a minority lately. Maybe because he’s no longer there, since he’s been reportedly hooking up with Bella Thorne in LA. Maybe because Demi knows how to dodge relationship bullets, at this point. Of course, the 24-year-old might be “too old” for Scott at this point, because he seems to only go after teens these days. Ick. But on a less icky note, let’s remember that Demi’s boobs look great even under normal circumstances. Like, we don’t want to fall into that trap of growing accustomed to seeing her a certain type of way. Only to be shocked when we see her switch back to her default self. That can happen when stars like Demi Lovato go without makeup for the first time in a while. But it’s a great photo. If it weren’t for the fact that Demi’s been sober for years, we’d expect to see a glass of wine in her hand just for the aesthetic of it all, you know? Anyway, congratulations to Demi for looking majorly hot for the summer. And let’s not forget that she’s always gorgeous. View Slideshow: Demi Lovato Instagram Pics Are the Hottest Thing in Human History
Bella Thorne Slut Burger on so many levels…but this time she’s SLUT BURGER literal…rather than just being a SLUT who lets anyone and everyone eat her panty burger – by eating a burger while doing an awkward dance in a bikini – because Bella Thorne is pretty much a MEME…that she creates this barely interesting or VIRAL content and people pay attention to it because she’s a half naked attention seeking Disney kid with tits…and that’s amazing… The world needs one broken redheaded girls with issues….that lead to them having a good time on social media half naked…luckily there are tens of thousands of them… If you’re more interested in her co-star Zendaya…who she was on the same show as….figuring the style of the day for an aspiring slut or celebrity is to whore out to get attention, followers and the more naked the more you make things matter and get jobs… The post Bella Thorne Slut Burger and Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Looks like Sara Jean Underwood is still busy traveling the world thanks to funding from gullible perverts like you. And listen, I’m not going to complain, because as long as we’re getting regular doses of sexy pictures, I really don’t care who funds these expensive beach trips — a rich sugar daddy, a bikini company, random dudes on the Internet. It’s a great investment either way.
It’s time for another edition of my favorite Insta-programming: the Bella Thorne booty show. This time, the hardest working hottie on social media is eating a burger in a bikini, or pretending to eat it anyway. I’m pretty sure you don’t get a body this good by hitting up In-N-Out on a daily basis. Either way, I think you’ll agree this looks pretty tasty. And no, I’m not talking about the burger.
It’s time for another edition of my favorite Insta-programming: the Bella Thorne booty show. This time, the hardest working hottie on social media is eating a burger in a bikini, or pretending to eat it anyway. I’m pretty sure you don’t get a body this good by hitting up In-N-Out on a daily basis. Either way, I think you’ll agree this looks pretty tasty. And no, I’m not talking about the burger.
