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Johnny Depp Apologizes for Donald Trump Death Threat

Johnny Depp owes many people an apology: Amber Heard. His accountant. Anyone who has purchased a ticket to any of his movies in the last five years. But there’s one person to whom Depp has finally been forced to issue a mea culpa, following quite a you-know-what storm created by the actor on Thursday night after he did THIS: Johnny Depp Sort of Threatens Life of Donald Trump Yes, that’s a video of Johnny Depp threatening the life of Donald Trump . Appearing at the Glastonbury Film Festival yesterday, Depp told the crowd that the “press” would likely get a hold of what he was about to say, but… screw it! He was gonna go ahead and say it anyway. When was the last time an actor assassinated a president? Depp stupidly asked. The distasteful, borderline illegal remark prompted Depp to be roasted over the Twitter coals (below), while it also elicited a reaction from the White House . “President Trump has condemned violence in all forms and it’s sad that others like Johnny Depp have not followed his lead,” the Trump administration said in a statement this afternoon, adding: “I hope that some of Mr. Depp’s colleagues will speak out against this type of rhetoric as strongly as they would if his comments were directed to a democrat elected official.” It’s hard to disagree with any point made here. With the backlash mounting, Depp came out on Friday and said he was sorry.  “I apologize for the bad joke I attempted last night in poor taste about President Trump,” the actor told People . “It did not come out as intended, and I intended no malice. “I was only trying to amuse, not to harm anyone.” It was pretty clear that Depp regretted the remark as soon as he uttered it. “I want to clarify, I’m not an actor. I lie for a living,” Depp said in an attempt to backtrack, just moments after making his quasi threat last night. But new information has surfaced that makes it clear Depp can’t really be all that sorry. It also makes it clear that Depp may have disdain for Trump, but he’s also had disdain for the office of the President for a very long time now. TMZ has unearthed photos that depict Depp standing in front of the White House and raising his middle finger. There’s also a photo of him picking his nose in the press room, along with tales of how disrespectful he acted in general during a trip to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in January of 1988. On hand for a ceremony for the fight against AIDS hosted by President and Nancy Reagan, the then-21 Jump Street star flipped off cameras and made rude gestures during a private White House tour. He reportedly angered the Secret Service when he lit up a cigarette in the Rose Garden at one point and then dared to do so again in the Blue Room. When the time for him to stand in receiving line and meet the President came, agents told Depp he could not participate because he had shown disrespect. We somehow doubt he cared at the time, however. View Slideshow: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Reviews: Savage! Hilarious! It’s therefore official we guess: Pirates of the Caribbean Season 5 was only the second worst thing Johnny Depp has ever done. What a schmuck.

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Gorilla Dances at Bathtime at the Dallas Zoo: Watch!

Have you seen the Dallas Zoo's spinning gorilla video yet? If not, then you haven't really lived. But we have it for you, below. You can put it to just about any music you wish and his bathtime dance really works. But even with the original audio, this video is a delight. The gorilla's name is Zola, and he has a penchant for spinning around. When he was younger, he had a penchant for doing what appeared to be breakdancing. Kind of like how a lot of little kids like to spin in circles — we assume. We're not licensed gorilla behavior experts. But he's older now and it seems that Zola takes particular delight in splashing water during his dances. Obviously, no story about a zoo gorilla would be complete without mentioning the late, great Harambe. He lived, died, became a meme, and ran for President … all in that order. To this day, the Cincinnati Zoo can't so much as post about an adorable baby hippo named Fiona without being reminded about that fateful day when the Cincinnati Zoo killed its most famous charge . Obviously, it's unlikely that whichever intern or whatever the zoo equivalent who runs their social media accounts was the one who pulled the trigger that cut Harambe's life tragically short. But they still get a social media earful about it every time that they post pretty much anything. We can only imagine those in Cincinnati looking at their Dallas Zoo peers with envy. Not only because the Dallas Zoo is in a city that's much more intuitively easy to spell. (Though of course that) But because the story of Zola is getting a much more positive reception than the story of Harambe. We don't know if zoos have rivalries or popularity contests amongst themselves, but this is good news for Dallas no matter what. We have to imagine that the Dallas Zoo is delighted at all of the free press. To us, this is just entertaining nonsense, like everything else on our phone screens. (That isn't horrifying news about the world's impending doom at the tiny hands of an orange demon) To the Dallas Zoo, this could mean an influx of visitors as children and even adults come in to see the internet-famous dancing gorilla. We're not saying that they'll all get to see a live performance, but even the novelty of seeing him could attract a lot of folks.

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Eminem Grows Beard; Internet Loses Its Damn Mind

Eminem is bonafide rap royalty, so even if you’re one of those OGs who’s of the opinion that he peaked with 2000’s Marshall Mathers LP , it’s not to see why so many continue to stan out over Slim Shady. These days, most of the focus is on Em’s personal life, which is understandable for a couple of reasons: 1. See our earlier comment about dude hitting his creative peak like 17 years ago. (We love you, Em, but you know it’s the truth.) 2. Mr. Mathers tends to shy away from the press these days, which lends him a J.D. Salinger-esque recluse mystique. (Hard to argue that anyone who appears in public as often as Eminem does could be considered a proper recluse, but in 2017, if you go a day without posting a selfie, you’re basically Emily Dickinson.) Anyway, the point is, the 44-year-old has achieved permanent headline-maker status. Even new photos of daughter Hailie Jade Mathers get social media all in a tizzy. So we suppose it’s not a huge surprise that a major shakeup in the rap legend’s facial hair status has caused the Internet to lose it’f f–king mind: Yes, that’s Em looking less like that the blonde trash-talker that rose to fame two decades ago and more like the guy who works the counter at your local vape shop. The beard is working for him, but it’s a shock to see the man making such a significant change after being beard-free for his entire adult life. Maybe Em got a memo from El-P, Action Bronson, Post Malone, Mac Miller, and Riff Raff, informing him that in 2017, white rappers rock facial hair. Or maybe he remembered that he has a daughter in college, which means it’s time to flex his beard muscle. Either way, the look is definitelt contributing to his mysterious reculse status. Em was on the red carpet to promote The Defiant Ones , an upcoming HBO documentary about the collaborative relationship between Dr. Dre and hip hop mogul Jimmy Iovine. Enjoy it, because it’s probably the last look you’ll get at dude this year.  But don’t worry, we’ll let you know when new photos of Hailie Jade surface. (She turns 22 this year, you can ogle without shame.) View Slideshow: Hailie Scott: Eminem’s Daughter is All Grown Up, Surprisingly Normal!

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Celebrity Babies Coming in 2015: Which Stars Are Set to Give Birth?

As celebrity babies go, 2015 is shaping up to be quite a banner year. The royal heir will soon have a spare, but while the pregnancy of Kate Middleton is perhaps the most often discussed, she is far from alone in that department. Here’s a look at what other stars will welcome babies this year … Celebrities Expecting Babies in 2015 1. Prince William and Kate Middleton Prince William and Kate Middleton are set to welcome their second child in 2015. Get ready to be a big brother, George! Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds , who welcomed probably the world’s most stunningly beautiful baby daughter earlier this month, are already off the list. Tons more famous offspring are about to be born, however! Some celebs, ranging from Emily Maynard and Jennifer Love Hewitt to Alec Baldwin and Terrence Howard, have been down the child-rearing road before. Others, such as Carrie Underwood, Jessica Biel and the surprisingly pregnant Zooey Deschanel , will join the club for the first time. What a club it is, too. What other stars will become members of it in 2015? There’s a Bachelorette baby on the way, and there will be at least two more Duggar babies, too … maybe even more more knowing them. Who else? Click through the gallery above to find out, and hit the comments below to tell us who we missed, and which celebrity baby you’re most psyched to meet!

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Jessica Simpson Beach Photos

It looks like the Simpson sisters took a family beach trip, because after the surprisingly hot pictures of Ashlee, here’s Jessica Simpson mostly covered up and not attempting any difficult maneuvers like her sister. Which is probably a good thing, considering it’s just been confirmed that she’s pregnant again. We wouldn’t want Jessica straining herself. She’ll need to save that energy for something much more important: her post-pregnancy hotness comeback. Rest up, Jessica. Related Articles: Jessica Simpson’s Jeans Let Me Down Jessica Simpson’s Boobs Are Good Band-Aids Jessica Simpson Can’t Hide Her Chubcakes Jessica Simpson’s Tasty White Meat Photos: Fameflynet

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Portland Woman Makes Hilarious Confession to Local News Reporter

A viral news clip features a possibly crazy Portland woman confessing way TMI to a reporter about the local vacuum cleaner guy … you have to watch to appreciate it. It’s unclear exactly where or when it originated … but it’s quite clear that it’s a must-see: Crazy Lady and Vacuum Cleaner Man The woman was talking about how area police activity disrupted her regular routine before admitting, out of nowhere, that “I know the vacuum cleaner man – he’s seen my tits.” “I know that’s not going on TV, but it’s true. I’m not here to lie to you.” Good to know. And who needs broadcast TV when there’s THG!!!!!! Later on, this surprisingly entertaining citizen admits she hasn’t been allowed to drive for years, which is probably for the best. She also makes a hard-to-resist offer at the end. As person-on-the-street interviews go, unexpected … and classic.

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Taylor Lautner On Jacob And Renesmee’s ‘Breaking Dawn’ May-December Relationship: ‘I Was Worried About It’

You think navigating a press junket after a personal controversy goes public is potentially awkward? Try braving throngs of journalists clamoring for an answer to The Twilight Saga ‘s curious “imprinting” storyline , as Taylor Lautner did today when the franchise-ending  Breaking Dawn Part II  press tour kicked off. For the record, both parties in the reportedly reunited Robsten supercouple acquitted themselves ably and congenially in back-to-back press conferences as they discussed their four-year journey with the vampire franchise. [ Mild spoilers follow, if you haven’t read the books .] But Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson aren’t the only Twilight kids who’ve matured in the interim as the worldwide phenomenon has turned them and their cast mates into global megastars. Twenty-year-old Lautner came off with charisma even as he broached the subject of his character’s eyebrow-raising onscreen soul mate attachment to a child in Breaking Dawn . “It’s a fine line, and I was worried about it,” Lautner admitted of Jacob Black’s supernatural, (platonic — for now) love at first sight connection to the half-human, half-vampire offspring of Bella Swan and Edward Cullen. (By comparison, Edward’s a century older than Bella, so in the grand scheme of things it’s not that bad…) Played by 9-year-old Mackenzie Foy, Renesmee grows from infant to school-age girl in a superhuman span of time — and as in the books, Jacob is compelled by his Quileute legacy to instantly “imprint,” or attach, himself to her side in a manner that eventually will take on romantic undertones. Understandably he had concerns, so he went to the source for advice: Stephenie Meyer. “There was nobody better to ask about it than her,” Lautner said. “And she basically told me, ‘Stop overcomplicating it. Think here and now, that’s all you really have to focus on.’” “It’s simple — she said it’s a lifelong bond between two people and that’s it,” he continued. “At this point the girl’s like, what, ten years old? So it’s more of a protective thing, like a brother-sister. That’s really all it is. I couldn’t allow myself to think ahead and go beyond that, so that’s kind of the zone I had to stay in.” The weirdness of the Jacob-Renesmee bond is not lost on Jacob in the film, who encounters a furious Bella when she awakens from human death to find her best friend has imprinted on her newborn baby. But Lautner’s Jacob finds himself in a more than few awkward situations in Breaking Dawn . Another scene found Lautner stripping down in front of Billy Burke’s Charlie in one of the surprisingly comical moments sprinkled throughout the film. “It actually was pretty funny in person,” Lautner laughed. “I love Billy Burke to death and he’s one of the coolest people alive, so it was a little uncomfortable for me — it’s always uncomfortable when I have to take my shirt off or something because I’m always the only one doing it!” “The weather conditions we film in, and everybody’s bundled up in like seven layers and I’m the only one in jean shorts… that was a new one,” he said. “I think the pants came off in that one too. But it was a funny, funny scene. I was so nervous to film it because it was written so hilariously and I wanted it to come across that way and I hope it does, but it was a blast to shoot.” Stay tuned for more on The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Pt. II , which hits theaters November 16. Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .

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Whites Only Dating: Make the White Decision!

Are you white? And looking to date other people who are also white? Then wow, you’re in luck, because whitesonlydating (dot) com is here! An ad for the fake online relationship site was posted on Reddit earlier today in all its Caucasian glory. The most hilarious part – besides the surprisingly in-depth breakdown of the different shades of white – is that to a non-white individual, this is probably what most ads for legitimate dating sites seem like … as well as The Bachelor .

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Why Doesn’t Nicki Minaj Like Sleeping Naked? [VIDEO]

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Nicki Minaj recently stopped by Big Boy’s Neighborhood for an interview, and somehow the topic of conversation veered towards sleeping naked.  Surprisingly, Nicki doesn’t enjoy sleeping in the buff. “That’s very uncomfortable for me,” Nicki said. “I don’t know how women do that… I have some questions for girls that can do that!” Watch Nicki’s hilarious comments on sleeping naked, as well as what she thinks makes a good boyfriend. Spotted @ VladTV RELATED: Nicki Minaj “Super Bass” Music Video Delayed RELATED: Nicki Minaj Is Retiring The Lap Dances For Britney Spears Tour

Why Doesn’t Nicki Minaj Like Sleeping Naked? [VIDEO]