I’ve never fucked an Asan, but I should considering my penis size, they just seem disgusted by me, usually because they already have their passports. Now I know that if I was to run to their country, they’d been into me thanks to wanting to be American…even though I am not American, they won’t know the difference, or maybe they will, seeing as they are Asian and thus robots good at math..and other binary code based languages….but you know what I’m saying..and that is that ethnic people will only fuck me for a passport… I have jerked off to a fitness video though, it was the 90s, pre internet, Jane Fonda VHS, you know…tight clothing…but their workout was a bit more dramatic than…this…slow moving, busty dance…but if it’s a new program, I hope it is offered at my gym, sign me up….I’ll sit in the back and watch…very intently to the demo…. The post Japanese Workout Video of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Shit this Bella Thorne girl is everywhere…this is the third or fourth post I’ve referenced her in, so I’ve got nothing…you know I think she looks like she’s pushing 40, not freshly 18. You know that I think she’s carrying her family as the only one who booked actual work and a fanbase after the parents made each of them try…You know I think she’s hot, even though I’m not really into redheads, except maybe Lohan, I’m very into Lohan….so why go on about Florida Trash gone hollywood, with a girl who is probably older than she says she is, but is hot as fuck regardless of the lies…especailly when all that really matters is her nipples…in a wifebeater…and here are her nipples in her wife beater…which was a fetish of mine..back in 1997….and I guess, still is, despite being desensitized… The post 50 Year Old Bella Thorne Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have a theory, that’s probably very accurate, because I am god, in the event you didn’t know, and in being god, I am all knowing, and everything I say is truth, even when inconsistent with things I said yesterday, like how I once thought Rihanna looked like a bulldog, but eventually gave into her and thought she was hot…kind of thing…it’s like this motherfucker always says the same thing, over an over again, but it’s always different, it’s like it is a team of people writing this shit, badly…because it’s actually a division of Disney designed to shit talk their talent in some backhanded perverted way…that will eventually be leveraged into a Children’s cartoon where I’m the homeless man villain… That said, the theory…Bella Thorne…the daughter of what I assume are hippies…since her sisters are named “Danni and Kali”…straight from Florida, the land of Flakka, all the weird news, and trashy hooter girl fame whores, who sometimes get famous when they move west…all eager to succeed while being accessible to the general population, since Florida is so vanilla, white and suburban…where even the rich as fuck…are white trash in 20 million dollar mansions.. Anyway, they put all the kids into the mix in LA, a few got jobs here and there thanks to “Mom’s” hard throat fucking…Bella is the one who stuck and is now carrying the whole family, being the golden fiery child with the red hair and great ginger body..and now..they are together in bikinis…whoring it out as they were taught…because they’ve all made it since one made it… Dreams do come true…and I guess for those of you who jerked off to her at 17, even though she was actually 40, this could be a dream of yours because bikinis, but I figure you’re more into porn, since everyone is into porn now, even moms and 40 year old women who want to get gangbanged like porn….40 year old women like Bella Thorne… All this to say, the whole family is lookin good half naked, good job stage parents…too bad the 2 hipster ones blocked me on social media before Bella was famous…so that I can’t sing them love songs through comments on their instagram. The post 50 Year Old Bella Thorne in Bikinis with her Sisters of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
For the latest couple years, Kylie Jenner has been the reigning queen of social media, with 40 million Instagram followers and several million more on Facebook and Twitter. Bella Thorne is still a far way from those impressive numbers, but she’s been called the next Kylie, and if you’ve ever seen Bella’s racy selfies , it’s not hard to see why. The ladies have a lot in common ( Bella’s even dating a much older dude !), and that’s part of the reason that many think Ms. Thorne is throwing serious shade at Kylizzle in her latest interview with Seventeen. “I have a mean girl,” Bella revealed. “She’s in the business, and she’s very, very mean. I stay away from her at all costs. I never say hello to her. Her siblings are not mean like she is. It’s just her. “One of the reasons I don’t like her is because she’s been a billionaire since she was very little, and she’s never had to work for anything in her life.” Okay, Kylie’s not literally a billionaire, but she didn’t grow up flying coach, if ya know what we mean. We’re not saying Bella is definitely talking about Kylie, but we’re having a tough time thinking of another born-rich teen celeb with famous siblings and a reputation for hazing her peers. ( Kylie was recently accused of harassing a young woman who showed allegedly too much romantic interest in Jaden Smith.) View Slideshow: 18 Hottest Bella Thorne Photos! It seems the class struggle is real for Hollywood’s hottest teens, as Bella is casting herself as a Bernie Sanders-esque woman of the people, and her “mean girl” (who, again is not necessarily Kylie, but c’mon…) as a Trump-like bullying snob. Elsewhere in the interview Bella even talks about using food stamps as a kid and taking acting jobs in order to help feed her family. “I’ve never really talked about it. I wasn’t hiding it, and it wasn’t like, ‘Oh, I’m embarrassed because we don’t have money.’ It was, ‘Oh, we don’t have money, so we’re going to work that much harder.’ “It was scary, though, because you really want those jobs. It’s a different hunger when you want your family to eat.” Well, that’s it. We’ve chosen our side in this epic conflict. Not only is this a clear case of a wealthy Regina George picking on a plucky Cady Heron, but Bella’s bikini photos are currently our favorite thing on the Internet. Your move, Kylie. View Slideshow: 61 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kylie Jenner
In the event you’re wondering how 40 year old Bella Thorne keeps her youthful body young enough to pass for 16, while to me looking old enough to be a mom, she doesn’t it through fitness…fitness she wanted to share with her fanbase of 12 year old girls…and their fathers…who are forced to watch her shitty TV shows…but luckily the shitty TV shows know to cast some busty, fit, redhead…to give father’s a reason to buy the merch and go to the feature film…because any marketer knows..it’s all about sex…make the girls want to be the girls the guys are jerking off to…even when doing it subconsciouly..or in Bella Thorne’s case…intentionally to become a household name…it’s like “don’t look my tits, I wore this because I didn’t want you to look at my tits, it’s just what girls work out in, it’s not about my tits, you pervert”….yet all I see are tits.. The post Bella Thorne Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As you may have heard, Ronda Rousey lost to Holly Holm in a stunning upset during Saturday night’s UFC 193 in Melbourne, Australia. As though it wasn’t bad enough that Rousey was pummeled to the point she’ll likely need to undergo reconstructive surgery, her haters are now having a field day with her unexpected defeat. Currently, the Justin Bieber-Ronda Rousey feud remains dormant (We’re sure Justin is well aware Ronda could still break him in half.), but the 28-year-old former champ’s other biggest critic has taken to Twitter to bask in her fall from grace: “Glad to see that @RondaRousey lost her championship last night,” presidential candidate and human throbbing forehead vein Donald Trump tweeted yesterday. “Was soundly beaten – not a nice person!” The beef between these two dates back to August, when Rousey called Trump out for his lies in an interview. Obviously, she’s one of literally thousands of public figures to do so in recent months, but Trump has a thing about bleeding women , so he pounced on Rousey with his usual schoolyard bully routine. Now, he’s glorying in the fact that she was beaten by a rival. Thankfully, we’re sure Ronda will get the chance to do the same once primary season gets into full swing. View Slideshow: 19 Things Donald Trump Has Actually Said While Running for President
What the actual f–k. Farrah Abraham need only utter once sentence, and she’s in trouble. She may have found her calling in adult entertainment, but Abraham still thinks that parental speak is where she thrives . Brandi Glanville invited Abraham on her podcast, Brandi Glanville Unfiltered , and what the Teen Mom star had to say about parenting styles and her troubled childhood is beyond inappropriate. Glanville brought up Abraham’s abusive past, which allegedly involved her parents, Debra Danielson and Michael Abraham beating her with a belt when she misbehaved. “That’s some of the therapy that we share and we go through,” Abraham told Glanville , according to Fish Wrapper . “I think there’s different parenting styles.” Abraham has her parents – who are now divorced – watch six-year-old Sophia when she’s away on business. When Teen Mom first aired, viewers watched as Abraham’s disastrous home life unraveled. “At that time we really didn’t [have a relationship] because of some of the abusive things that had happened. My parents got put into jail, both my mom and my dad. “My family and I have such a different dynamic now. We’ve talked through a lot of our abuse. Not everyone’s a perfect parent. “We do learn and we grow from that. I’m not trying to be harsh on my family because it does make them sad to think back about how they used to be and some of their choices. . . . Maybe keep some things to yourself, girlfriend. It’s great that you’re moving forward in your relationship with Debra and Michael, but let’s not classify alleged abuse as a “parenting style.” Farrah Abraham Shows Off Third Boob Job in Fur Bikini
Anyone who’s ever been to a YouTube comment board knows that the Internet is full of horrendous crap that seems to have been posted for the sole purpose of ruining your day. That’s why we like to occasionally bring you a ray of online sunshine, particularly when it involves Bella Thorne. In the past, we’ve brought you such glorious sights as Bella Thorne’s butt in a bikini . Now, behold Bella in a cheerleader outfit: Apparently, the photo above was taken on the set of Bella’s new movie, a horror-comedy entitled The Babysitter. She explained all of this in the caption, but really – if you’re reading the caption on that photo, you’re doing it wrong. The dude in the pic is not Bella’s boyfriend Gregg Sulkin , but her co-star, Canadian actor Robbie Amell. Bella and Robbie previously worked together on The Duff, and we’re guessing Bella’s obvious joy at being reunited has Gregg sulkin’. (We’ll show ourselves out.) Anyway, we should probably go ahead and call it a wrap on awards season and just ship all the Oscars to the cast and crew of The Babysitter as thanks for giving us the gift of Bella Thorne in a cheerleader outfit. The word “heroes” gets thrown around a bit too much these days, but in this case, it definitely applies. View Slideshow: 18 Hottest Bella Thorne Photos!
I know there’s a lot of up-and-coming hotties out there, but I really think that out of all of them, Bella Thorne has the best chance to become a huge star. Because not only can she act, but it turns out she’s also pretty great at Instagram. Here’s a sample of her latest shots, and if you ask me, Bella’s already a more talented Instagram model than Gigi Hadid . Can’t wait to see what she comes up with next.
Bella Thorne and her team want you to think that she’s 18. It’s good for business, I mean just look and see all the media hits that she got the month going up to her birthday, attention that clearly helped her book jobs, gain followers, and somehow seem legit, when really she’s just positioned herself as the naughty 17 year old, on the verge of being 18, because that’s criminal in the USA and people love things they can’t have. I am a firm believer that she’s not 18, but that her parents lied about her age to get her into a kids show, possibly because their management team told them to…no studios like hiring kids, the regulations are a fucking nightmare, so they just take these 28 year olds and pass them off as kids…it’s been going on forever…only back in the day, everyone knew the cast of 90210 was 30…nowadays they commit to the lie…so young girls can fell insecure about their childlike bodies… Either way, she’s in a cheerleader outfit, in what reminds me of an office Halloween party when recently divorced Melissa, busts out the cheerleader outfit from high school…because she’s been doing Pilates… She’s the Lindsay Lohan of her generation…you know every generation needs a redhead exploited by her star loving parents who looks 10-30 years older than they are marketed…who collapses when no one gives a fuck about them anymore…turning to empty sex and lots of drugs… The post Bella Thorne is a 40 Year Old Cheerleader of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
