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Bella Thorne Cleavage and Mouth of the Day

45 Year Old Bella Thorne….posted some semi-erotic selfies on her snapchat, that didn’t include accidental masturbation videos that she posted to her “story”…that were destined for some dude she fucks…which is too bad…but I did include cleavage, the poor man’s tit pics, something that when she was 17 was more erotic because her actually topless would get you arrested and no one wants that…but cleavage, that shit is fair game and the reason you hang out outside the Victoria’s Secret changing room at the mall….but at 18, or in Bella Thorne’s case 45 pretending to be 18, as Disney does with their people because they hate those annoying Child labor laws, but want people to think the 16 year old they are watching is 16 and not 45….I expect more spread asshole..it is the window to a girl’s soul…and yes, I always say I wish these pics, on every post, were spread asshole shots…it is repetitive, but true…I do wish every post was spread ass shots…and I’m not about to pretend I don’t… Here’s Bella…even her trendy name seems like a lie.. The post Bella Thorne Cleavage and Mouth of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz in a Bikini of the Day

Chloe Grace Moretz has an interesting body at 18…Maybe it is her lack of thigh gap in an era where all girls have thigh gaps…that make me think I am looking at some 14 year old pre-puberty in a bikini…before she grows up to be fat…but isn’t fat yet…thanks to a high metabolism and being on the soccer team…just awkward bodied…because she’s meant to be fat…and is doing everything she can to defy genetics and the hormones in the food…before finally doing the Kate Upton and succumbing to it…letting loose, getting fat..but still being jerked off by nerds everywhere who can’t get over her roles in various nerd movies like Kick Ass…kind of like Kayley Cuoco…or Oliva Munn…the kind of slut with a fan base that doesn’t view her as a slut because she goes to Comicon and sometimes tweets at them…and can really do no wrong…even if her body sees wrong…at least in the upper thigh, ass range… Maybe I’m just ripping her apart because I’m not ripping her apart…let’s be real, 18 can do no wrong.. I was in a bar the other day talking to some 19 year old kid, and this drunk, high, fucked up girl walked in and I told the 19 year old that she should be his target and that she’d get naked and he was like “GROSS”…..and I was like “she’s 18, in this era that means she could be gross in the pussy, with aids, herpes and everything else..because they fuck all day”…and all I saw was 18… The post Chloe Grace Moretz in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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35 Year Old Bella Thorne on Snapchat of the Day

Bella Thorne is a 35 year old…with stage parents pretending she’s 18 to all the pervert Disney Channel watching dads who are her number one fans…who fantasize about fucking her because she’s a hot red head, rare in and of itself, but more importantly because they are an engaged, or captive audience, thanks to being married to what I assume is a monster, the average wife is a monster…and you have two shitty kids trying to ruin your fucking life by making you go to their sports practices while you don’t like sports…or watch shit Disney shows, when you really just want to watch porn…so you can’t help but jerk off to this, it’s all you’re allowed to see in the prison that is your life, where there is no porn because your family also shares an ipad and you don’t even have freedom to jerk off… Either way, she’s good… Here are some GIFs of her from her Flaunt magazine video: The post 35 Year Old Bella Thorne on Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk by Matthew Sprout For So It Goes Magazine #6 TITS! of the Day

Elsa Hosk is some Swedish model turned one of the new 10 Victoria’s Secret Angles…probably slated to replace Candice who they created and who they have been paying far too much money when bitches like Elsa will do it for practically free… She was a titty model for fashion for a very long time, she’s 26 and it’s not like she just started this racket this year…it’s been 10 years of strategic moves to get the brand to sign her up…because along with getting good pay from the brand, it makes all other brands want to work with her, because Victoria’s Secret makes these girls celebs, so if the other companies hire them, the chances of their campaign being blogged or going viral are much higher.. Makes sense, and so does Victoria’s Secret efforts to try to make the girls famous through the shoots they do, the other campaigns they participate in, the celebrity rich guys they fuck…because it helps secure their investment… So I don’t know what “So It Goes Magazine #6″ is, great name though, but I do know that Victoria’s Secret made this shit happen….and good thing they did, because there are nipples in it…and I fucking love nipples.. The post Elsa Hosk by Matthew Sprout For So It Goes Magazine #6 TITS! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne for Snapchat of the Day

I assume it is the circles I run in on the internet…because I can’t imagine this Bella Thorne chick actually mattering anywhere but on creepy websites thaat cater to dudes who are into celebrities and their bodies…because they are old and don’t realize that hot girls who aren’t on TV, but who will fuck you if you offer them a plane ticket to your house to do a photoshoot, which is far more rewarding than lusting after some “actress” redhead..with big tits…who just turned 18…who has done little to no shows of interest…and who is probably in her 40s but just has good stage parents… Well, she showed her 40 year old tits on snapchat – because snapchat is where all the kids are…and kids are who she talks to…while I just use snapchat to post videos of half naked girls in bed…because…that’s all I know… Either way, snapchat, not so private or “disposable”…as it is marketed…because perverts know how to screeshot tits…and I assume you’re happy about that. Here’s her ass in boots: TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER ASS IN THE FUCK ME BOOTS CLICK HERE TO SEE HER IN A BRA TOP CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne for Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ronda Rousey Is Not Hot Enough To Be A Do Nothing Bitch

I know I’ve got to be careful what I say about Ronda Rousey , since I’m pretty sure she could beat me up without breaking a sweat. But here she is getting photographed by the paps walking with her lunch like one of those hard-working professional Instagram models and do nothing bitches she was ragging on. That said, I do agree with Ronda that she’s definitely not a do nothing bitch, because in order to be one, you have to be hot. And she is not. (Please don’t hurt me.) Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Bella Thorne In A Bikini On Instagram Is Safe Now!

Now that Bella Thorne is officially 18 and her Instagram is no longer an LAPD sting operation waiting to happen, I can do things like repost the bikini pictures she puts up there. So here’s her latest, of Bella “swimming” — aka auditioning for her next her hitting the pool before lunch, which is smart, because they always say to wait at least half an hour after eating before swimming. Speaking of which, I’d make sure you wait at least 30 minutes before standing up after this. Just to be safe.

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Bella Thorne Is No Longer Trouble!

Well guys, you patiently waited for this day to happen, Bella Thorne is now 18 years old and you can no longer fear having the police break down your door while you look at her pictures. I have a feeling we’ll be seeing a lot of her wearing a lot of nothing in the next while because she hasn’t had a major film success and to be taken seriously as an actress you’ve got to get naked. Anyway, here are some old bikini pics. Enjoy. » view all 11 photos           Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Paris Berelc Is Big Trouble

Now that Bella Thorne is 18 years old, we need to find another girl who can potentially get us locked up. Unless you live in certain provinces in Canada or some Asian country. Meet Paris Berelc. I think I’ve said too much, now let’s move along before we get in trouble! » view all 12 photos           Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Instagram Models Gigi And Bella Hadid Are Hard At Work

After checking out these pictures of Gigi And Bella Hadid at the “Uniting for a Lyme-Free World” Gala, I may have to remove Instagram model from their titles. They look awful. Especially Bella! These chicks should seriously learn how to smile. They’re rich socialites who never have to work a day in their lives. What’s with the long faces.           Photos: WENN.com

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