Now that Bella Thorne is 18, here she is heading to Vancouver, Canada to probably get sh%tfaced since I think you only have to be 18 to drink there. I also believe she’s filming a movie with Patrick Schwarzenegger called “Midnight Run”. This has stinker written all over it. Like I’ve said many times before, unless she’s going to appear naked in some trendy magazine, she’ll never be a huge film star or be taken seriously. ella Thorne celebrates her 18th birthday departing Vancouver with Patrick Schwarzenegger. The two are currently filming ‘Midnight Sun’ in Vancouver. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com , PacificCoastNews
Bella Thorne is the Disney show jailbait who is no long illegal..because she turned 18…and as her pervert middle age man fanbase sigh with sadness, because they like underage girls, especially when they are pushing 18, especially in this porn generation with all the hormones in the food and they end up built like 30 year olds…and now she’s done…and they have to find need underage girls…that I am sure they have lined up… So here she is celebrating her birthday in leather, as sluts do, now that she can embrace being a slut, and not just a rebelling teen… Take it in, because it won’t be long before she’s drug addicted on the streets of LA, looking for a gig buy forgotten…as most child stars are… Because you have to remember her fan base is weirdos who watch the Disney Channel…and dads who are forced to watch Disney because why do something productive with your kid when you can brainwash her with TV as you stare at 17 now 18 year old tits…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here she is leaving the airport… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post The Bella Thorne Birthday Pantyline Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Actress Bella Thorne has been one of the most popular women on Instagram for some time now, but she just turned 18 today, so you can officially check out some of her hottest pics guilt-free. Sadly, Bella has more in common with Kylie Jenner than just a taste for racy selfies. Like the other jail-bait Instagram queen, Bella is dating a significantly older dude , so she's off the market (and probably in need of some parental supervision), but hey – the rules are different for famous teens. For example, if you were ogling an 18-year-old non-celeb, you'd be asking for a face full of pepper spray, but as of today – Bella is fair game. Ogle away! 1. Bella Thorne: Red, Hot Bella is definitely committed to a color scheme here. She might be Instagram’s most popular ginger. 2. Bella Thorne Bikini Photo Bella Thorne in a bikini. Is there really anything else that needs to be said? 3. Bella Thorne: Pretty in Pink Bella Thorne looks cold and hot at the same time. The dude in the winter jacket behind her gives you an idea of just how committed she is to looking her best at all times. 4. Bella Thorne Butt Photo Bella certainly knows her best assets. Yes, that pun was intended. 5. Bella Thorne in a Tight Dress Bella’s fashion sense has helped her gain lots of Instagram followers. We’re guessing the male and female ones both appreciate this dress. 6. Bella Thorne: Hot on the Red Carpet Bella definitely loves the camera. As you can see, the feeling is mutual. View Slideshow
Bella Thorne, daughter of what I assume are a couple of stage parent hippies…who burned through some of their other kids…Kalli and Danni…trying to get them into the entertainment industry…but striking gold with this fiery one…has been the subject of jailbait sexual deviants like you…who go fucking mad for 17 year olds because they are exactly the same as 18 year olds…but it is illegal to fuck them or see them in porn…at least in the USA…and that triggers something in perverts on the internet that gets these girls famous…but often times forgotten by the time they turn 19… Well…Bella THorne..is no longer jailbait, she’s turned 18…and now jerking off to her, because if you know who she is, you’re weird and jerking off to her, unless you’re me who is forced to do this shit…is less scandalous and thus boring…so go back to some throat fucking porn…. Also turned 18, is Heather Locklear Jr…created with Richie Sambora’s sperm, and thrown into the modeling agency because when you’re rich and your parents are rich and famous…in the heart of this scene, it’s really difficult to make it, but only because no all girls with trust funds are as eager or keen as girls like Gigi Hadid, who just get out of bed, while these other girls can’t be bothered because I guess they aren’t half arab…and trying to establish themselves…when they can just sit at the pool instead…. The post Bella Thorne and Ava Sambora Both Turn 18 Despite what the Perverts Want of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So Bella Thorne turns 18 in the next couple of days…so she’s given the general public, her fans, the gang of perverts who love busty redheads especially when they are underage…a solid Autumn inspired turtleneck, that may remind you of the 80s, when you were in high school, and the best tit days were turtle neck tit days, because if you’re a fan of Bella Thorne and a male, I am going to assume you were in high school in the 80s, she’s just that kind of character… Either way, she’s dressed autumnal for you to try to auto felate yourself before realizing your belly is too big and sitting all day makes you lack the flexibility you need to reach your micro penis…or you could just auto-asphyxiate yourself while staring at this…because you’re sexual predator ass doesn’t need to live… 6 Days left to maximize her underage appeal…and I assume she’ll milk it as much as her parents milked her to live the family fame dream they tried running through with their kids, because I guess they didn’t like work…and this one stuck…so October 8, may be their most dreaded day…because they won’t be collecting her paycheck anymore, unless they’ve manipulated her properly, and I’m sure they have….all stage parents do… The post Bella Thorne Big Teen Tits are Autumnal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne is turning 18 in less than a month and what better way to celebrate by doing an inappropriate photoshoot for Flaunt magazine at 17. I’m not sure if biting your lip is considered a sexual act, but I’m just going to end the post here because I don’t want to get in trouble. Let’s move along, we have 22 more days left. Continue reading →
We’ve only got three weeks to go before Bella Thorne turns 18 (but who’s counting?), and I guess she must be trying to put those 21 days to good use by helping get as many of you perverts locked up as she can. Because she’s definitely stepping up her troublemaking game here at the premiere of Jeremy Scott: The People’s Designer . But I’m hoping my readers are too smart to fall for this trap, because I really care about your pageviews your well-being. Good luck. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Christina Hendricks and Cabbage Patch Doll the Adult Version Amy Schumer….made a Bella Thorne Sandwich, because it’s just like two overrated fat chicks to try to tag team the hot youth….in efforts to either make themselves look fatter, or make her look skinnier, in a sandwich I’d leave the bread on the plate, like a California carb-fearing wife, and focus on the meat… That said, here’s her ass…17 years old for 2 more weeks ass…an ass that will look pretty much the same in 2 weeks, but that will far less scandalous, exciting, or bad to want to eat…so take it in now…your 17 year old fetish and perversion is in the grey area…still a sex offender if you fuck her in terms of the law, but easy to say to judging girls who aren’t 18 that you’re not a pervert, 2 weeks to 18 might is pretty much 18….an argument that you tried for a 16 year old you tried to bang…but that just made you look like a predator… The post The Worst Bella Thorne Sandwich of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is less of a cameltoe and more of a pussy definition as it is squeezed into tight pants…. Something that I am humiliated I even know the difference of… It’s like I’ve slowly morphed into the pathetic loser who hides behind a computer jerking off to this shit, when my intention in 2004 when I started, was to just make fun of all you celebrity fans and celebrities…and now I’ve become the guy at parties who knows who Miley fucks, and who Bella Thorne is, and what Jessica Alba’s hustle is… It’s like I’ve polluted myself with nonsense I never cared about… But I guess I’ve always cared about cameltoe and pussy definiton, I remember being in high school and this lunch monitor would always have the most insane cameltoe, it was a solid three to four fingers deep, which made sense, because she had 5 kids…and lived in a trailer park….back then we called int frontal wedgie and I’d eat my sandwich gagging all while rocking a boner staring at it as each lip moved independent of the other…. Memories… That said, I hate defending Jessica Alba or the lies she perpetuates, but I’ll defend her vagina in this cameltoe situation because as a mom of two kids, you’d expect a way more intense pussy eating pants cameltoe… Memories… HEre’s ALBA walking in a dress CLICK HERE The post Jessica Alba’s Workout Clothes Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
