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Bella Thorne turns 18 in a few weeks…and I guess her hippie family, the kind who would name their kids Bella, who only had commercial sex with this one, despite trying with all of then, is probably scrambling to maximize the next 2 -3 weeks… They know that this is a critical time in every 17 year old’s life and career, but they also know that the hipster Thorne sister went off and did hipster nude shoots, and that really amounted to zero, so maybe the slutty route, or the scandalous route would be bad for the career they have planned for her, and being safe and subtle in their underage marketing is the way to go.. IT’s like get her in a bikini, but don’t have her publicly tonguing black in their 30s like her friend Kylie… Because so many times before all that buzz in the final weeks of 17 converted huge numbers, only to end the day after their birthday…just ask Taylor Momsen ,Jojo and even Lohan….there’s this period of obsessive America loving what they can’t have, and not caring when they can have it, even though it’s pretty obvious this one wouldn’t go for you if she was legal..and that your relationship with her is just fantasy and thus weird…you’re weird…seriously making me uncomfortable…but that could just be my wife’s underwear I’m wearing due to laundry…just call me Caitlin..and here’s Bella, looking tall, thin and lovely in Flaunt… Here’s a bonus – LEG shot…. The post Bella Thorne in a Bikini for Flaunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne in a Bikini for Flaunt of the Day