Here is Jennifer Aniston, finally married, demonstrating…a kick… I don’t find Jennifer Aniston a compelling character, beyond her nipples there is not much there, and I’ve always been a firm supporter of Brad Pitt in leaving this one for the other one, who seems darker and more fun in bed… I mean sure Jennifer Aniston is a Greek and greeks love anal, but I’m sure that ex heroin addict, daddy issue, rich kid brad who dresses like a Goth…delves far deeper into fetishes…when not adopting 100 kids to build her own army… That said, soccer moms everywhere aspire to be this fit, look at my ass I still got it at 45…even though my husband cheats on me with young girls…and I’ll look at anything in spandex… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Aniston Ass Does a Kick of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Benson is silly famous. She’s also a good 15 to 20 pounds overweight so she knows to show off her fat girl tits in bikini, or while tanning topless, because it’s better than the other options…and apparently he uses snapchat to do it, because that’s where the real grimy shit goes down when it comes to social media…it’s where girls feel comfortable doing very naked things and even very pornographic things to themselves…so girls feel free to add me to snapchat “drunkstepfather”…I won’t show off tit like Ashley Benson…but you can…and I’ll masturbate to it….because that’s how I socialize… These should be more hardcore… Oh look she was on instagram too…what a little busty, chubby, self promoter! A video posted by Ashley Benson (@itsashbenzo) on Sep 1, 2015 at 10:34am PDT I guess…if it’s not a sex tape, or more topless pics, who really cares…snapchat could be used so much better… The post Ashley Benson’s Bikini Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s some Chloe Segigny’s Tampon String sticking out of her bikini…because girls get their periods…and wear tampons..that sometimes stick out of underwear or bikinis…or vaginas while you eat them out.. I am not a period shamer, or one of those never trust anything that bleeds for a week, only into menopausal women kind of guy…I like periods, they mean fresh and fertile even if used up like Chloe Sevigny, who I would have assumed didn’t get her period anymore due to drugs and being too fucking hip for life…. I don’t love period sex, or girls who make period art, in an embracing the fact they get their periods….but that doesn’t mean I don’t have period sex, or make period art that looks like a murder scene all over my bed or face…because I take what I can get… I don’t think a girl getting her period in a pair of white bikini bottoms, or pants or really ever….is anything to be ashamed of…but I guess this is what feminists want to believe dudes feel…in this weird girls perpetuate the hate towards girls while guys just want to fuck girls…if they aren’t too fat to fuck… I am just surprised this too hip, pre hipster, fashionable New York based, too cool for school, elitist…isn’t more progressive in her period receptor of choice, since everyone knows tampons cause toxic shock, and my penis doesn’t…it only causes shame and sadness and disappointment… I am also glad that she didn’t wear her prosthetic penis in her bikini…a prosthetic penis you can see HERE if you’re into that more than ass in bikini on it’s period…. HEre she is being HIPSTER COOL TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI TAMPON STRING PICS CLICK HERE Shout out to MadamMeow for the find… The post Chloe Segigny’s Tampon String Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Diane Kruger is some German showing her nipple which is something that I guess is pretty European, but I like the thing of Germans as more robotic. You know automated pragmatic people who follow the systems in place because it just makes sense…until they’re at the Berliner whore house, fetish club, getting shit on…as these german women do… So seeing a German nipple, not part of a job, or seduction process during Nazi germany is just weird, throw in the reminder that Joshua Jackson suckled this tit, and it becomes weirder… She must be an actor, this smile is so not German of her…where is the gold distant “get into the gas chamber” look of authority I’d expect from a german…right? TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post The Nipple Joshua Jackson Sucked on of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
