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Kendall Jenner Grabbin Her Tits in a Magazine of the Day

Kendall Jenner is a delicate flower…who knows exactly what she’s doing thanks to her family of hookers…only to her advantage she’s a taller, skinnier, better looking version of those girls, and I like to look at it from the perspective that she used those half breeds and her mom to work for her….and pave the way for her…by doing all the bottom feeding shit, allowing this one to just walk in, doors already open…with opportunities that present themselves that she can pick and choose from.. Meaning, if she doesn’t want to get topless or need to get topless to pay her rent, but still gets topless, it is her inner slut behavior… So anytime you see her out whoring, like this photoshoot, it is all stuff she wants to be doing…which I like, because it takes any questions out of the equation…not that you had any questions about Kendall, she’s more the kind of gold that crawled out of the polluted uterus you don’t really pay attention to, but rather just stare at.

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Kendall Jenner Grabbin Her Tits in a Magazine of the Day

Kendall Jenner Grabbin Her Tits in a Magazine of the Day

Kendall Jenner is a delicate flower…who knows exactly what she’s doing thanks to her family of hookers…only to her advantage she’s a taller, skinnier, better looking version of those girls, and I like to look at it from the perspective that she used those half breeds and her mom to work for her….and pave the way for her…by doing all the bottom feeding shit, allowing this one to just walk in, doors already open…with opportunities that present themselves that she can pick and choose from.. Meaning, if she doesn’t want to get topless or need to get topless to pay her rent, but still gets topless, it is her inner slut behavior… So anytime you see her out whoring, like this photoshoot, it is all stuff she wants to be doing…which I like, because it takes any questions out of the equation…not that you had any questions about Kendall, she’s more the kind of gold that crawled out of the polluted uterus you don’t really pay attention to, but rather just stare at.

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Cara Santana’s Bikini Pictures Make Me Very Upset

I’m not sure if you guys follow me on Twitter, but if you do you’d know that Cara Santana and I are dating. If you don’t believe me, I have the Tweet to prove it . Unfortunately, it’s not a monogamous relationship since she’s also dating some dude who was on Desperate Housewives. Turns out he’s better looking than I am, more successful than I am and is the one who actually gets to spend time with her while she prances around in a bikini. That said, I think all three of us are going to have to sit down and figure out an arrangement. Now that I got that off my chest, let’s pretend Jesse isn’t in these photos and admire my Boo. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Bikini Picture

It looks like Miley Cyrus and her mom had themselves a good old fashioned ‘who’s got the trashiest stripper tattoo’ contest in their bikinis on the beach yesterday. I think mom’s angel wings are the winner. Real classy. Anyhow, Miley’s butt looks like it might be getting a little chunky, time for some squats or deep knee bends. I know that big asses are in these days, but she’s still young, she should enjoy it while she still can… I know I am.

Minka Kelly Shows Off Her Puppies

I’m really loving all this attention Minka Kelly is getting these days, the girl just gets better and better looking every time I see her. Here she is taking her cute sweater puppies out for a walk in New York City the other day in a nice tank top dress. I love it. If she needs anyone to take care of those things while she’s out of town, I’m more than happy to puppy sit. I’ll make sure to take them for walks and bathe them and give them lots and lots of love and attention… They can even sleep in my bed with me.

Taylor Momsen in Some Slutty Pictures of the Day

I don’t know where these pictures are from. I don’t know how old they are, I just know how old Taylor Momsen is, and that’s under 18 and practically topless, leading me to wonder why Terry Richardson, who is shooting these pics, hasn’t been arrested as a kiddie pornographer…cuz everytime I get 16 year old girls topless and posing for pictures…I get in trouble…I mean it hasn’t actually happened yet..I just fuck the 16 year olds cuz it’s legal…the only pictures I take are mental ones….cuz I’m not into going to jail… Clearly Momsen is trying to get noticed, cuz she knows the day she turns 18, everyone will figure out that she looks like Lady Gaga….but until her birthday comes, her youth makes you ignore that. Here she is in concert….pretending she’s Dakota Fanning in The Runaways…only way less convincing….

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Lady Gaga Makes a Horrible Sex Doll of the Day

I know these wax figures of people are supposed to be a better looking rendition of the person they are of, because if they were identical, none of these vain, self-involved, disguting actors would bother doing it, and even with their expert wax figure artist, Lady Gaga’s is one I wouldn’t fuck…..and I pretty much fuck everything inanimate….just last night I woke up with my dick wedged between a dresser drawer with a cheap wine bottle up my ass…but I know you’re less picky when it comes to your sex dolls, like my friend Tommy, who was the guy who developed a loving relationship with his sex doll and took her on dates, dressed her up, would make dinner for her, and even tried to coordinate a marriage with her, which made the whole thing really fucking awkward cuz Tommy was ghetto and could only affor a pocket pussy without the rest of her body…and even as used up and weird as that was…it was still better than this Gaga shit…

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Lady Gaga Shows Off Her Ass of the Day

This Lady Gaga act is fucking boring. It amazes me that she’s managed to trick people into buying into her lie. But then again, there’s a whole lot of popular bullshit that people buy into so whether she is bullshit or not, she’s still got a fan base…..even though there is nothing creative or interesting about her. She just has big marketing budgets behind her and in the fickle world we live in, I am sure she’ll eventually fade into obscurity where she belongs. The main thing we have working against us is that the population has gone very gay and lesbian, and for some reason gay and lesbian believe she represents them, and they don’t care that she’s fucking ugly, cuz they aren’t as superficial as us, all this making her far more rich and delusional that she is relevant than she deserves…..but then again she has helped get girls to rock the no’ pants, and I even saw a bitch walking into a club with no pants on, meaning it’s gone mainstream, so I guess she’ll be remembered for that revival a legacy I get behind, as long as she goes away soon and lucky for us, if we can stomach seeing Gaga like this, we’ll be glad to see actual women rock it, cuz actual women are substantially better looking that whatever Gaga is…. Either way, here she is showing off her Ass in Hamburg, cuz I guess part of her bullshit is spreading it around the fucking globe like she was Aids in the 80s and not just because her face looks like Aids in the 80s…. Pics via LFI

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Heather Graham Showing Off Her Older Legs of the Day

Heather Graham may look like shit, but she will always be the fat titty big bushed pornstar in Boogie Nights to me. That Rollergirl shit lives on in both DVD and memory until the end of mankind, and it should be motivation for some of you young prude sluts who are scared of getting naked on camera or fucking on camera because your naive, malleable mind thinks it will fuck you over in terms of career and education, when in reality no one gives a shit if you get naked or fuck on camera and if it doesn’t give you a career if it gets leaked like you were Paris Hilton, shit will at least act as a time capsule you may want to reflect on one day when your old, fat and not 18 anymore

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Paris Hilton’s Ass in Sweatpants of the Day

Despite hating the paparazzi, I kinda need the paparazzi to give me shit to write about, making it a love/hate relationship. So I’ve been reaching out to them the last couple of weeks asking for more pictures of these celebrity bitches from behind, because I like a woman’s ass, especially when on a celebrity, because I hate celebrities and not seeing their face makes them far better looking to me. Not to mention this angle is the most believable angle in terms of visualizing a fantasy, because if I was ever to fuck one of them, it would be from behind because based on experience it’s the best way to rape a useless bitch you just dragged into a back alley who thinks she is better than you, mainly because they can’t bite you as easily

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