Tag Archives: dresser-drawer

Taylor Momsen in Some Slutty Pictures of the Day

Posted on December 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Taylor Momsen in Some Slutty Pictures of the Day

I don’t know where these pictures are from. I don’t know how old they are, I just know how old Taylor Momsen is, and that’s under 18 and practically topless, leading me to wonder why Terry Richardson, who is shooting these pics, hasn’t been arrested as a kiddie pornographer…cuz everytime I get 16 year old girls topless and posing for pictures…I get in trouble…I mean it hasn’t actually happened yet..I just fuck the 16 year olds cuz it’s legal…the only pictures I take are mental ones….cuz I’m not into going to jail… Clearly Momsen is trying to get noticed, cuz she knows the day she turns 18, everyone will figure out that she looks like Lady Gaga….but until her birthday comes, her youth makes you ignore that. Here she is in concert….pretending she’s Dakota Fanning in The Runaways…only way less convincing….

Read the original post:
Taylor Momsen in Some Slutty Pictures of the Day

Comments Off on Taylor Momsen in Some Slutty Pictures of the Day

Posted in Hot Stuff, Sex

Tagged , , , , , , , , , ,

Lady Gaga Makes a Horrible Sex Doll of the Day

Posted on December 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Lady Gaga Makes a Horrible Sex Doll of the Day

I know these wax figures of people are supposed to be a better looking rendition of the person they are of, because if they were identical, none of these vain, self-involved, disguting actors would bother doing it, and even with their expert wax figure artist, Lady Gaga’s is one I wouldn’t fuck…..and I pretty much fuck everything inanimate….just last night I woke up with my dick wedged between a dresser drawer with a cheap wine bottle up my ass…but I know you’re less picky when it comes to your sex dolls, like my friend Tommy, who was the guy who developed a loving relationship with his sex doll and took her on dates, dressed her up, would make dinner for her, and even tried to coordinate a marriage with her, which made the whole thing really fucking awkward cuz Tommy was ghetto and could only affor a pocket pussy without the rest of her body…and even as used up and weird as that was…it was still better than this Gaga shit…

Here is the original post:
Lady Gaga Makes a Horrible Sex Doll of the Day

Comments Off on Lady Gaga Makes a Horrible Sex Doll of the Day

Posted in Hot Stuff, Sex

Tagged , , , , , , , , , ,