Beyonce is a shape…round….but not in Shape….despite being featured in Shape. I know that is a confusing statement, that I can translate for you, since I wrote it. Beyonce is fat, sloppy, a mom and photoshopped for a magazine called Shape…that is about fitness, and people who are actually in Shape, but I guess they make exceptions when it comes to big A-Lister powerhouses, because it sells copies. Especially when controversial. I hate how she’s trying to be a sex pot, trying to compete with Rihanna who makes her husband more money than god, something we can assume has led to Beyonce stepping up her game, by stripping down her clothes and as much as I generally love that desperation. I’m not digging this, but I’m still willing to try jerking off to it, to challenge my masturbation abilities. It’s not self rape if I cum…but even if I cum, Beyonce is still the fucking devil.
La Toya threw murderous shade at Omarosa and now she’s about to pay for it! Omarosa Sues La Toya Jackson Via RadarOnline reports: Omarosa Manigault is firing back at LaToya Jackson, and RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that she’s planning to sue her for the “false, vicious and defamatory” comments she made about Omarosa being involved in her fiancé’s death! On the Sunday night episode of All-Star Celebrity Apprentice, LaToya Jackson was fired by Donald Trump and made the nasty comment about Michael Clarke Duncan’s tragic heart attack and death. “She’s a conniving, scheming, cut-throat, probably pulled the cord on Michael Duncan Clarke … and I thought Mr. Trump was falling for that fake cry. Such a lie!” LaToya said after she was fired in the boardroom. “La Toya Jackson’s statement on the March 17, 2013 episode of All-Star Celebrity Apprentice, that the Reverend Omarosa Manigault caused her fiancé Michael Clarke Duncan to die, is false, vicious and defamatory,” Omarosa’s attorney told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive statement Monday. “Rev. Manigault has been heralded as a life saver for her actions on the evening that her fiancé suffered a life-ending heart attack. It is because of her bravery that Mr. Duncan — the love of Rev. Manigault’s life — was able to live for months beyond that tragic night. Mr. Duncan passed away from natural causes. “Ms. Jackson made the statement immediately after having been “fired” off the show, and blames Rev. Manigault for her loss. It is repulsive and of the lowest level of class for Ms. Jackson, who showed herself to be a “sore loser” in making these disgusting statements in the wake of Rev. Manigault’s tragic loss.” Omarosa’s attorney said that they are planning to take action after LaToya’s comments. “As her counsel, we have been directed to pursue these defamatory statements to the fullest extent of the law with La Toya Jackson and any other participating publications or media outlets who repeat or repost these statements.” Do you think Omarosa should sue La Toya??
Beyonce Talks Regrets Over Performing So Soon After Giving Birth Beyonce might have been back on stage, radio, television and everything in between just months after she gave birth to her little Carter cutie Blue Ivy a little over a year ago, but she recently admitted to Shape Magazine even she knows that it was all doing way too much. via SHAPE Magazine Beyoncé is always pushing herself to be her best, and this year is no different, even after becoming a mother and gaining 57 pounds during her pregnancy. “I didn’t have a lot of time to lose the weight because I scheduled a show three months after I gave birth, which I would never do again!” she laughed. Beyoncé says a healthy diet and dance workouts helped her reclaim her pre-baby body. We couldn’t see Bey giving herself a ‘ho sit down’ next time around…..does she even know how to do that? Guess time will tell. Check out all of the pics from the full SHAPE magazine spread on the flip…
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For the stans … Beyonce Takes Picture On Motorcycle Via HuffPo reports: The Grammy Award-winning singer is showing off her quirky side by taking pictures in a string of unconventional locations, which have included, but are not limited to, the shower, an arcade and even a UPS truck. In her latest snap, BaddieBey is seen dressed in a fur-lined parka, curve-hugging leather pants and wedge boots while popping a wheelie on a motorbike. That’s one hot mama and a fun way to get folks revved up for her upcoming album and world tour. And we’re not the only ones amused by Queen Bey’s Instagram antics. One commenter noted “That looks like fun…” while another one noted “That’s some good Balance chic! #youbettawerk”. But alas, there’s always an impatient voice in the crowd (or voice of reason). This fan wrote, “Get off the f**in bike and release a song already!!!!!!!!!!” Your fans have spoken. Hit the flip to catch up on the latest BaddieBey photos from Instagram…
Identity theft affects everyone no matter how much you’re worth. According to TMZ several entertainers and politicians, including Jay-Z, Beyonce, Kim Kardashian and Vice President…
Appropriately, Friday is International Women’s Day. Why is this appropriate? Actually we have no idea, but one of the world’s most powerful women, Beyonce, is looking particularly badass in her latest round of Tumblr pics. Take a look below and see for yourself. Queen Bey is seen wearing a sideways “Beyond” cap, puffy jacket, leggings, sneakers and little makeup, while enveloped in smoke from a grate in the street. You can always count on her Tumblr for quality Beyonce photos – and Blue Ivy pics on occasion – whether it’s International Women’s Day or any day. Because who run the world? Girls.
