Beyonce playing the skinny hipster in her everyday life is really fucking confusing to me… I mean she’s some fat, rich, diva, up on some Oprah kick who thinks she’s here to save the fucking world thanks to people sucking her dick all day… But now she’s posting photoshopped pics of herself, with her wild and obscure “artist” hair….as she pretends she revolutionizing the world, as her fans call her queen Bee…as she is clearly the fucking devil who is evil and here to rape the minds of everyone.. Either way, I’d still let her sit on my face…and not just because she’s lost weight and is more fuckable/faceable, she’s fucking Beyonce and not letting her sit on my face would just be dumb… Which isn’t saying much about me, I’d let Joan Rivers during a herpes outbreak, all old and unshaven, dripping what must be a 5 decade old miscarriage into my face, sit on my face… I’m easy.
According to Vlad TV, during a recent Beyonce concert in Lisbon, Mrs. Carter scrubbed out while attempting to ascend the stairs to the stage. Bey’s trademark…
I haven’t done a post on Beyonce in forever, but that’ll change real fast if she keeps doing sexy photoshoots like this one for Out Magazine . Not to nitpick or anything though, but it’s my professional opinion that her handbra technique could use some work. I’m guessing she’s just a little rusty these days. But I’d be more than happy to give her a quick refresher course. Just FYI, I’m a very hands-on teacher.
Beyonce is the cover girl for OUT Magazine, something I assume is for gay people, who think Beyonce is so fabulous an inspiring, like some kind of gay spirit animal of fabulousness, and they got her doing a Handbra because I guess that’s what all gay dudes want to see, you know because Beyonce is a man, up on some RuPaul shit…doing some frat boy college girl shit…like it was an instagram hashtag… The whole thing makes me feel uncomfortable, but that’s because Beyonce, makes me feel uncomfortable…you know being evil with really loyal followers who think of her as Royalty and all…
Beyonce is the cover girl for OUT Magazine, something I assume is for gay people, who think Beyonce is so fabulous an inspiring, like some kind of gay spirit animal of fabulousness, and they got her doing a Handbra because I guess that’s what all gay dudes want to see, you know because Beyonce is a man, up on some RuPaul shit…doing some frat boy college girl shit…like it was an instagram hashtag… The whole thing makes me feel uncomfortable, but that’s because Beyonce, makes me feel uncomfortable…you know being evil with really loyal followers who think of her as Royalty and all…
Michelle Williams will always be the Black jelly bean of Destiny’s Child who folks absolutely LOVE to slander because, well, why NOT? Hit the jump for the funniest #PoorMichelle tweets and slander. Continue reading →
A “blind item” rumor has gained traction on the Internet today with the claim that Jay Z cheated on his wife Beyonce with singer and former Pussycat Dolls member Nicole Scherzinger. The unsubstantiated claim originated on the blog Crazy Days and Nights in its “Blind Items Revealed” section. “Before there was [Scherzinger’s ex] Lewis Hamilton,” the post reads. “There was this A+ list rapper/producer/everything else who was engaged at the time but made sure our female celebrity/singer was well taken care of….Nicole Scherzinger/Jay-Z.” This isn’t the first time the ” Drunk In Love ” couple has been rocked by charges of infidelity. In August of 2013 a little-known female rapper named LIV claimed that Jay hit on her in a club but she rebuffed his advances. “Jay hit me on some, ‘I’ll hit you when I’m in town’ while he is married to Beyoncé ,'” LIV said in a radio interview. “For me, I’m not that chick.” Jay and Beyonce are currently the hottest couple in the world of hip-hop and R & B. They’re heavily featured on one another’s most recent albums and their daughter Blue Ivy Carter turned 2 in January. Neither Jay-Z not Beyonce has responded to the rumor yet, and it’s unlikely that either will, given the wild and thus far unsupported nature of the allegation.
“I rebuke you Satan! In Jesus Name… Be Drunk In Love With The Spirit” – What Hard Core Christian Moms Say When DIL Comes On I’ve been praying I’ve been praying I can’t keep quiet when that spirit gets into me I’ve been thinking, I’ve been thinking Why can’t your people see they need you, Jesus? We need you, yea yea Why can’t your people see they need you, Jesus? We need you, yea yea Verse 1 See God on High, God on high Feeling like a stranger in the absence of your presence Shine your light, Shine your light Your people blinded, blinded, blinded Jesus we need you, yea yea Can’t keep these tears from falling Jesus, we need you, yeah yeah Yet you chose to love, we need you Bridge We woke up out of Eden saying, “How did we allow this to happen?”, Oh Jesus Yet you chose to love, even when we’re not right Last thing I remember is your Innocent body suffering on that cross Yet you chose to love Hook Even when we’re not right, you love, love Even when we’re not right, you love, love Verse 2 Even when we not right, you make everything alright No complaints for my life, so florescent under his light Ya’ll, I’m praising, Jeremiah 29 and11 I’m speaking it, liiiiving it, If you scared Call that reverend Ya’ll I’m praising, Get my mind right, Righteous Grind Jesus Christ, New Life, he paid the price, greatest sacrifice, he gave it up Ya’ll, I’m praising, I’m singing, this truth till my voice hoarse God fill me up all the way, then use me for your purpose, purpose purpose Studying your word, study, studying your word I’m swerving on that, swerving, swerving on them curses I been trusting in you, trusting, It’s working for my good good We woke up out of Eden saying, “How did we allow this to happen?”, Oh Jesus Yet you chose to love, even when we’re not right Last thing I remember is your Innocent body suffering on that cross Yet you chose to love Even when we’re not right, you love, love Even when we’re not right, you love, love Verse 4 Never tired, never tired Your holy spirit, that’s the only thing That’s keeping me on fire, me on fire I meant to spill this spirit all up on your conscious I’ve been thinking, holiness (We need your presence right here, Jesus, we need you, right now) Can’t keep these tears from falling Jesus, we need you youtube
