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God Hates Nerds

It seems that the members of the Topeka, Kansas-based Westboro Baptist Church aren't very happy about the San Diego Comic-Con. According to them, it's a gathering of lost souls who are obsessively worshipping false idols like Batman: Are you kidding?! If these people would spend even some of the energy that they spend on these comic books, reading the Bible, well no high hopes here. They have turned comic book characters into idols, and worship them they do! Isaiah 2:8 Their land also is full of idols; they worship the work of their own hands, that which their own fingers have made: 9 And the mean man boweth down, and the great man humbleth himself: therefore forgive them not. It is time to put away the silly vanities and turn to God like you mean it. The destruction of this nation is imminent – so start calling on Batman and Superman now, see if they can pull you from the mess that you have created with all your silly idolatry. Members of the church intend on staging a 45-minute protest during one of the least busy days of the convention in order to get everyone back on the right track. http://gizmodo.com/5588219/god-hates-nerds added by: pjacobs51

Pro-Life Students want Rubber Fetus Ban Overturned

Rubber fetuses given out by pro-life students at high schools in Roswell, New Mexico were banned because they were “distracting the educational environment.” The want for the ban to be overturned has created a court case bringing to question where the first amendment lies in the situation. Matt Reynolds of OnPoint details: The suspensions of seven pro-life students at two Roswell, N.M., high schools for distributing rubber fetuses have given birth to a lawsuit that takes the First Amendment protections for student speech into uncharted territory. The students, who belong to a religious youth group called Relentless in Roswell, sued school officials last month, alleging their suspensions were unconstitutional. They were disciplined in February after they handed out hundreds of fetus dolls at Goddard and Roswell High Schools before classes. The complaint describes the dolls as two inches in length and “the actual size and weight of a developing unborn child at 12 weeks’ gestation.” Attached to the dolls was a verse from the Bible: “For you formed my inward parts; You wove me in my mother's womb. I will give thanks to You, for I am fearfully and wonderfully made; Wonderful are your works.” “With a tangible and compelling communication medium,” the suit says, Plaintiffs sought to inform the other students of the truth about abortion, to point them to God, the Creator and protector of life in the womb, to encourage them to protect the life of the unborn, and to provide information concerning alternatives to abortion that would result in saving the babies instead of destroying them. Liberty Counsel, a conservative advocacy group, is representing the plaintiffs, who are seeking injunctive relief and the return of dolls that were confiscated by school officials. Under the U.S. Supreme Court's ruling in Tinker v. Des Moines Independent Community Sch. Dist., 393 U.S. 503 (1969), officials can only censor student speech that would seriously disrupt classroom or school activities. And pro-life activists in the nation’s schools have a track record of success in cases involving such materials as buttons, t-shirts and flyers. Earlier this year, a New Jersey judge found a student was improperly suspended for distributing pro-life flyers, noting there was no evidence that other students were upset by the flyers and “this somehow caused a disruption to the learning environment.” C.H. v. Bridgeton Board of Education. But there appears to be no case that addresses the distribution in schools of a graphic pro-life prop such as a rubber fetus. The Relentless in Roswell plaintiffs started out handing out more innocuous religious materials, including candy canes and painted “affirmation rocks.” On Jan. 29, they first attempted to distribute the rubber fetuses to which they had attached, in addition to the Bible verse, contact information for a church-affiliated pregnancy counseling center. Before classes started that day, a Goddard High administrator allegedly told the Relentless students, “It’s time to shut this down … Some people are getting offended.” He then confiscated containers holding hundreds of the rubber babies. At the Roswell High campus, the principal sent an e-mail to faculty which said the dolls should be confiscated since “These materials have NOT been approved from our central office for distribution.” The prior approval issue is likely to be part of the Roswell Independent School District's defense. The district's policy says in part: “Promotional activities must be approved by the school principal.” But the Relentless students say in their suit that the rubber babies were not “'advertising' or 'promotional' items in any commercial sense; they 'promoted' only [pro-life] ideas.” As far as offensiveness, the rubber fetuses may be more extreme than flyers and t-shirts. But in the recent “Bong Hits 4 Jesus” case, the Supreme Court rejected the idea that student speech is “proscribable because it is plainly 'offensive.'” Morse v. Frederick, 127 S. Ct. 2618 (2007). Even if the dolls upset some students, the Roswell district won't carry the day unless it can show “a disruption to the learning environment.” added by: Stoneyroad

Schaeffer: ‘Nuttiest’ Evangelicals Support Israel

Author Frank Schaeffer, son of the late prominent theologian Francis Schaeffer, can’t seem to find anything good about evangelical Christians. In his latest blog on the Huffington Post , Schaeffer criticized evangelicals’ support of Israel. “Some of the nuttiest American religious leaders today (and in the past) have latched on to one form or another of Christian Zionism,” he said. “To put it mildly, the evangelical theological/biblical ‘reasons’ have deformed US policy and made America act against self interest,” Schaeffer wrote. “This has also harmed the state of Israel.” Schaeffer suggested that so-called Christian Zionists “would rather see an innocent Jewish or Palestinian child blown up in a rocket attack as long as the ‘Promised Land’ is ‘fully reclaimed’ to fulfill their harebrained ideas of biblical prophecy.” He suggested that American Christians’ support for Israel was driven by a desire to bring about Armageddon, but downplayed a quote he included from a Texas pastor Rev. John Hagee which seemed to suggest some of that support might stem from Biblical history as much as prophecy. “Israel exists because of a covenant God made with Abraham, Isaac and Jacob 3,500 years ago – and that covenant still stands,” Hagee told The New York Times. “World leaders do not have the authority to tell Israel and the Jewish people what they can and cannot do in the city of Jerusalem.” Schaeffer also took the opportunity to attack what he called evangelicals’ “unhealthy affinity with the idea of religion-based states,” criticizing those who believe America was founded on Christian principles. It’s not the first time Schaeffer has attacked Christians, including his late father. On Huffington Post June 17, he wrote that, “We need to eradicate fundamentalism in all its forms,” specifically targeting fundamentalist Christianity. He called the Bible “nuts in many places” and said “no one” follows it. In 2008, Schaeffer defended President Obama’s controversial preacher, Rev. Jeremiah Wright, by criticizing “right wing white preachers (following in my father’s footsteps) [who] rail against America’s sins from tens of thousands of pulpits.” Like this article? Sign up for “Culture Links,” CMI’s weekly e-mail newsletter, by  clicking   here.

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Christian man wants to castrate his son for masturbating

My youngest son has been masturbating a lot lately and no matter how many beatings I give him, he just doesn't stop. I looked to see if the Bible had any solutions to this and Mark 9:43 popped into my head. Mark 9:43: And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: I don't want to cut his hands off since he needs them to hold his Bible. So I was wondering if this could be applied to his genitals instead. If he doesn't have any genitals, he won't be able to masturbate, right? My neighbor did the same thing with his dog last year and he's been behaving a lot better since. I have a good friend, a retired butcher from my village and he's willing to perform the surgery next weekend. I know my son won't be able to bring me any grandchildren but I'll just leave that up to my other sons instead. However, I'm not entirely sure whether this is the right thing to do but I think this might be the only way to save my boy from burning in hell for eternity. What are your thoughts on this? Is anybody familiar with this solution? If so, did it work? http://www.gonarilla.com/files/images/castration_0.gif added by: jubal

NewsBusters Interview: Greg Gutfeld, Author of ‘The Bible of Unspeakable Truths’

Greg Gutfeld is a rare breed. A conservative former magazine editor turned host of Fox News late night talk show “Red Eye,” Gutfeld masterfully mixes keen political insight and scathing critiques of contemporary Amerian culture with a healthy dose of humor. His new book, “The Bible of Unspeakable Truths” fits that MO perfectly. Gutfeld dissects thousands of “unspeakable truths” ranging from “for twenty million dollars, you’d sleep with MIchael Jackson (even now)” to “speaking truth to power means ‘shouting at people who remind me of daddy'” to “squirrels are just sexier rats.” For avid “Red Eye” fans, the style of comedy will be familiar. Those who have yet to enjoy an episode will be fans by the time they put the book down. Occasionally vulgar, often provocative, and always funny, Gutfeld’s absurd style has the potential to disarm even the skeptical, and then bombard them with political and cultural insights profound in their simplicity and logic. Greg was kind enough to grant NewsBusters an interview. In it, he discusses writing for the Huffington Post, his view of “Red Eye,” and his own political transformation (full audio and transcript below the fold). NEWSBUSTERS: Now before you were at Red Eye, you were a blogger at the Huffington Post of course, so I thought you could just give us the inside scoop on what it was like working there as somebody who obviously has some conservative leanings. GUTFELD: I can’t really answer that question because I never worked for Arianna. I was living in London, working for Maxim, just posting at the Huffington Post, so there was no real relationship, at all. So it wasn’t a job. I wasn’t being paid. It was completely differently–it was a lot of fun, taking potshots at a group of self-absorbed semi-celebrities, you can’t get any better than that. But, yeah it wasn’t in any way–you can’t compare it to working at Fox News, because this is real work. NB: Right. That rather than blogging, you mean. GUTFELD: Yeah, yeah. NB: So when you left, was it a clean break? I know there were rumors, well I don’t know if they were rumors, but there were petition sites trying to get you off Huffington Post. Was it sort of, “Greg, we would appreciate it if you would stop writing for us?” GUTFELD: No, not at all. It was just based on me not having the time anymore to do it. And they were always pretty good about posting my stuff until later when they started kind of disappearing off the front page. But I had just gotten to the point where I — writing for free is only something you should do as an idle pursuit. You shouldn’t devote a lot of time to that, unless you’re trying to write a book for yourself. But writing for free for somebody else — unless it helps promote you, and promote a product — it’s kind of pointless, you know? NB: Right, yeah. GUTFELD: All of a sudden I’m working 70, 80 hours a week, why am I writing for the Huffington Post for free, it made no sense. NB: And now, of course, with Red Eye, it’s sort of — I hope you won’t take offense to me making this analogy, but it seems to be filling a niche that the Daily Show and the Colbert Report filled on the left a little while ago, and it’s turning into that rare breed of comedy that consistently appeals to conservatives. So do you see Red Eye as that sort of brand, as some weird hybrid between comedy and news, or is it all comedy, or is it a news show? How do you see it? GUTFELD: The best way to describe it I guess is a mixture of inexperience and honesty. You can’t compare the show to — you can’t say it’s like a conservative equivalent of the Daily Show or the Colbert Report because, you know, they’ve got a million people working on their staff and they’ve got amazing sets. It’s a pretty impressive atmosphere. We’re, as we’ve said before, we’re like the sandwich you make at 3 am. We started this gig not having any idea what we were doing, and it was obvious when you watched the show how…embarrassingly bad we were. But it’s a rule that I learned from the people at Fox News, they tell you, you do something over and over again and you’re going to gradually get better. You may not notice it, but just by incremental amounts you get better and better. Sometimes you get worse, and then you get a little better, and then you get a little worse, and then you get a little better, but over time, all of a sudden you’ve done like 800, 900 shows, and it’s like, gee whiz, maybe I can do this stuff. The conservative, I guess, sensibility, that’s just my sensibility. That comes through in my writing, and so naturally in Red Eye that would come through there. But Andy Levy, you know he’s the libertarian with a conservative bent, and that creates that other element to it, and then Bill of course is just a reprobate with no morals whatsoever, and that adds the liberal balance. So what you have, it wasn’t orchestrated to be that way. It’s like a band in a way. We came together and we created something that we didn’t know what it was going to sound like. And it turns out it sounds pretty good, I guess. NB: Well and there wasn’t really anything like Red Eye when it came on, and now you have a show at 3 am that very often beats out CNN’s prime time ratings, which I guess these days isn’t saying that much, but hey for a show at 3 am that’s quite an achievement. GUTFELD: The thing that’s kind of interesting about our story is that we created a core audience, a valuable audience of really smart people that are willing to stay up and watch it, or DVR it, which I would imagine is what more and more people are doing. We have a really dedicated, intense troop of people following us, and that’s something you don’t see in a lot of shows. Again, it’s like, you know, taking a big, horrible band like the Black Eyed Peas, which probably has a lot of generic fans, versus a band that’s not as big or not as famous like LCD Soundsystem but has a dedicated following. You know, it’s that kind of thing. NB: So moving on to the book. One thing that I found interesting that you said in there, and obviously you went to UC Berkeley, and I don’t know where you were in your transition from left to right but you mention that you were in high school, you were a brazen liberal. Actually, could we start with you briefly telling it? It’s a great story in the book of how you sort of made that transition that I think people would love to hear. GUTFELD: Yeah, you know what happened, in high school I already knew that the best way to win is just to make jokes. And the debate in high school was about nuclear power, or actually I think it was about nuclear weapons – mutually assured destruction. And I was, being a lefty, against nuclear weapons. This other guy Jeff, who was really smart and ended up being a really good friend of mine, was pro-nukes. He knew what he was talking about. I didn’t, but I didn’t care. I figured all I had to do was act cool in the debate, make fun of Jeff, and just undercut the whole debate, and I would win. And I was right. But while the debate was going on, Jeff had convinced me that I was wrong, and not only convinced me, but convinced me that my entire world view was wrong, that I was shallow, that I was lazy, because the way he laid out his argument was so completely — it literally changed my mind right there, and I think at some point I went — I was able to get somebody to call me out of class so I could actually escape from the debate. Some kind of phony reason, like I had a problem at home. I can’t remember how we did it. I might have gone to the bathroom and then told somebody to call the principle’s office and say there’s an emergency. I did something really sleazy to get out of it. And then I still won, because I came back and I was more popular than Jeff was. But in my heart I knew Jeff was right. NB: So is that an allegory for our current politics in that it’s the popular kids, the smooth talking kids who get the most attention, who get listened to, while the gets with the best ideas sort of fall by the wayside? GUTFELD: I think it has a lot to do with it. I think that — I wrote something on Obama last year, or it might have even been before he was elected. The people who elected him elected the messenger, but they didn’t elect the message. I compared him to a really likable character actor. Everybody wants to be around him, he seems nice and comfortable, and he’s a popular guy. NB: And you have, since then arrived at, if I’ve got this right, what you call in the book your “run from Godzilla” theory of politics. Can you flesh that out a little bit? GUTFELD: Run from Godzilla is basically the idea that if something’s coming, something big and cumbersome, and bulky is coming at you, run away. And that’s how I feel about government. You should be getting as far away as possible from anything that’s trying to be that intrusive in your life. There’s nothing that they can do that you can’t do better. With the exception of, you know, sustaining a military. I know I can’t do that. The problem with conservatives and the benefit of conservatism is that you don’t want to be in power. You’re supposed to only go in for a short period of time and get on with your private life, and build a successful private business and take care of your private family. You’re not interested in the public life, and the problem is it’s almost like you give up the ball and the game because of that. NB: That seems like it’s almost anachronistic, this notion of the non-career politician. Do you think that’s coming back at all? GUTFELD: I don’t know, because it really is — we were just talking about this today: how many politicians refuse to leave, even when they’re, you know, they’re not well. In other jobs, if you were sick you’d take time off and these guys don’t. I think they have become addicted — I know they have become addicted to the feel of power. They love it. They wouldn’t know what to do if they went home. They’ve gotten so used to hearing their own voice and feeling important that they can’t go back and run a business. I’m trying to remember who said this. David Asman said that it used to me somebody was really successful, and then entered politics. Now they enter politics to be successful. It’s more about making a career off that. NB: So you don’t think — one group of people who you hit hard in the beginning of the book are people who in your words, “mean well.” And they may mean well, but that sort of feeds this attitude where everybody wants to feel good, but nobody’s really doing good. And that sort of leads to — and since this is for NewsBusters, I have to ask you about your theory on media bias — you say that the media don’t lean left, they lean towards people or things that they think mean well. Can you explain that? GUTFELD: Well, meaning well means someone’s going to intrude in your life. And they know better than you do. Doing well — actually doing something good — is actually boring, but meaning well is everything you’ve ever seen in a made for TV movie after school special. And inevitably it always involves some earnest jackass trying to ruin your life. That’s liberal politics right there. So as long as you preach the meaning well theories — it’s the equivalent of throwing money at a homeless person even though you know that money is just going to buy a bottle of malt liquor, which I would do if somebody threw money at me — it’s all these things that make the person feel better about themselves. These actions, however, have no real effect on life. It just makes you feel good. And they just go, “oh we mean well.” It’s like somebody taking that one day a year, on Thanksgiving, to go feed turkey to the homeless, and somehow that changes the world. But all it is is making them feel good. It’s all about feelings, it’s not about thinking. Remember, there was that craze called tough love. All tough love was was just common sense, with people going, “you know, maybe we shouldn’t feed into all these self-obsessed, conceded self-esteem crazed kids. Maybe we should treat them like kids, and they called that tough love. Well that wasn’t tough love, it was just normal love. That’s how you raise decent people. NB: So just very generally about the book, it reminded me of that sort of Red Eye paradigm, that mix of comedy and politics that you do so well. And there were times where I find myself saying, wait a minute, is Gutfeld serious, does he really think this? Does he really want people to be doing this? For instance, reinstating the draft so we can show kids what a real day’s work is, things like that. GUTFELD: I think you might have conflated two unspeakable truths there. There was something about the draft, and then there was something about child slave labor. All I’m trying to do is point out a feeling that one has about today’s society using absurdity. Of course I don’t want child slavery. But you look at people and you go, “god you know, these kids shouldn’t just be wearing the iPods, they should me making them.”

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The Joy of Christian Sex Toys

Joy Wilson went looking for something to spice up her marriage without compromising her Christian beliefs. Finding nothing, she founded her own “sin-free” sex toy business. Book22.com caters to the Christian community with books, toys and occasional advice. The name refers to the Song of Solomon, the extended love poem that forms the 22nd book of the Bible. Wilson says that after the birth of her first child, she had trouble rekindling her desire for intimacy. She and her husband went looking for marital aids, and found that Internet searches for products as tame as massage oil led to sites with pornographic images. “I was really surprised that it was that bad,” she says. She and her husband talked it over and decided that there must be a way for conservative people to add a spark to their romantic lives. She says their site steers clear of certain types of sexual activity that they believe are unholy. And they carefully consider which new products to add. “We pray about things before we add them to our site,” she says. “We live our lives very openly in front of Jesus, so we just kind of pray for direction about which way he would have us go, and I have to be honest with you — he's really surprised us. … Almost our whole entire 'special order' page has come about from that.” Wilson says she and her husband are blessed with good health, but that God has shown them that other couples might need help from a particular toy http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=18975616 added by: Stoneyroad

Garofalo: Bible a ‘Work of Fiction’ for ‘Child-Like Audience’

Sometime-comedian Janeane Garofalo never passes up an opportunity to slam conservatives or, apparently, Christianity. The Huffington Post gave her an opportunity June 24 to kill two birds with one stone. In an  interview  promoting her upcoming special on a network called EPIX, Garofalo compared the most widely-read book of all time, the Bible, to a Bill O’Reilly autobiography and a children’s book authored by former President Bush. When asked by a Huffington Post reader which of those three publications she’d rather read, Garofalo said, “Actually that’s like six and one half, that is six and one half right there.” Presumably, she meant to use the popular idiom, “six of one, half a dozen of the other.” “That’s just three works of fiction targeted to a child-like audience so any, all, any one, none,” Garofalo said. “I don’t know how to read either, so that’s kind of a drag.” During the interview, Garofalo also expressed disappointment in President Obama. “It’s a drag that he’s such a conservative,” she lamented. Garofalo’s made her disdain for religion clear in the past. During a June 16 appearance on “The Joy Behar Show” on Headline News, she called prayer “anti-intellectual.” Behar later defended Garofalo on ABC’s “The View,” saying the comedian should have said prayer was “un-intellectual.” Garofalo has also built a long resume of attacking conservatives. She has compared the GOP to neo-Nazis  and called Tea Party protestors ” functionally retarded ,” and ” racist backward motherf***ers .” She has called the stable of Fox News anchors and hosts, as well as conservative talk radio hosts,  liars .

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Last night, New Creation Church pastor Mark Ng, 48, issued a statement to The Straits Times for what he described as a #39;serious indiscretion#39;. THE Christian pastor whose mocking remarks about Taoism were posted online last week issued a personal apology yesterday after calls from the Taoist Federation for him to show more contrition. He said: #39;In my zeal to explain the various aspects of Chinese culture and traditions in the context of teachings in the Bible, I failed to observe the b

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Miss USA the Arab in Her Bikini to Takeover America of the Day

This bitch is some trashy lookin’ shit. I know pageants don’t attract that most wholesome of pussy, but seriously, this reminds me of some shitty poster you’d expect to find in the garage of some biker…if only knew he knew she was an Arab…. I can only assume that this bitch’s parents are dead, because if they knew she was Miss America there would be some honor killings for her culture because traditional arab people hate America because it represents everything their bible tells them is bad…mainly by giving women rights…something I am not sure I fully disagree with the Muslims on, because let’s face it, owning multiple pussy is fun, even if you wrap the shit up like a Christmas gift for you to unwrap every night…..unless you’re a heathen like Miss USA where you pretty much shit on your culture by slipping into a bikini….and I guess the oppressed women with guilty religious values are always the dirtiest in the bedroom while rebelling before getting sucked back into their shit…and I guess who really cares…here are the pics…making a decent preview to the sex tape that is bound to hit…

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An Ode to When Kathy Griffin Was Actually D-List

Browsing clips from Kathy Griffin’s newest Bravo stand-up special Kathy Griffin Does the Bible Belt , I kept having to remind myself the material was new. The anecdotes about an erratically behaved Sharon Stone ? The clip about cable-TV indulgence Hoarders ? It all felt like gags from five years ago, when Griffin could get away with insider-as-outsider observations without it feeling like an obligatory part of her self-appointed D-List stature. Now, on the eve of her new special and sixth season of My Life on the D-List , it becomes painfully clear what we’ve lost since Griffin’s star — and original appeal — exploded into a cycle of dishonest repetition.

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